Funny story: Terrorists Are Training Stingrays to Attack Americans & Coalition Members

Terrorists Are Training Stingrays to Attack Americans & Coalition Members

In new, yet unconfirmed Osama video delivered by a dolphin to the Miami Coast Guard station, bin Laden states, "We have convinced stingrays that Americans and their coalition allies are evil and must be destroyed."...
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Funny story: Subway introduces new Sandwich-in-a-Sandwich sandwich.

Subway introduces new Sandwich-in-a-Sandwich sandwich.

Williamsburg, Idaho (IBC) - Subway sandwiches of Williamsburg, Idaho introduced a new sandwich style at 9.00am this morning. Subway's new Sandwich-in-a-Sandwich sandwich is one entire Subway sandwich lovingly placed inside another full sandwich.
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Funny story: Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin in lads' joke about hapless Israeli president

Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin in lads' joke about hapless Israeli president

Moscow - (ReUterus & Associated Mess): Russian President Vladimir Putin was reported in laddish mood today as he told the assembled Kremlin press corpse that Israeli President Moshe Katsav was top contender for the 2006 'Macho Man of the Year A...
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Funny story: Former U.S. Senator John Edwards Victim of Identity Theft

Former U.S. Senator John Edwards Victim of Identity Theft

DES MOINES, Iowa -- Detectives with the Iowa Division of Criminal Investigation say that former U.S. senator and vice presidential candidate John Edwards is the victim of identity theft. For years, said DCI Director Stephen E. Bogle, someone posing...
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Funny story: Shades of 1939 as Poles fire warning shots at German pleasure boat

Shades of 1939 as Poles fire warning shots at German pleasure boat

Gdansk, Poland - (Associated Messerschmitts): Old war wounds appear to be hard to heal in North Western Poland amid reports that Polish patrol boats have opened fire on a gaily-coloured Westphalian pleasure boat cruising the balmy Baltic waters aroun...
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Funny story: Eliot Spitzer Gives Advice About Gambling

Eliot Spitzer Gives Advice About Gambling

Saratoga Race Track, New York---In a one on one interview with "The Racing News" chief bookmaker, Harry The Horse Muddytracks, Eliot Spitzer has elucidated his approach to gambling.
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Funny story: Riggs Bank brands Nigerian Leaders' $380bn theft as 'pathetic'

Riggs Bank brands Nigerian Leaders' $380bn theft as 'pathetic'

DuPont Circle Branch, Washington DC - (Associated Mess): Senior executives of the Riggs Bank money laundering division have described as 'pathetic' reports that their client-dictator implants in Nigeria have stolen some $380 billion since th...
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Funny story: Bush "October Surprise" to be a Real Disaster, Says Secret Report

Bush "October Surprise" to be a Real Disaster, Says Secret Report

HONOLULU, Hawaii -- The Bush administration has planned, as an "October Surprise," instigating a massive natural disaster in California, according to sources who have seen a secret White House report.
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Funny story: Bonesmen behind NYC undertakers' corpse scam

Bonesmen behind NYC undertakers' corpse scam

Brooklyn, NY - (Associated Mess): Body-snatching members of the Ancient American Order of the Skull And Bones' Osteoporosis Division are the main suspects behind a spate of thefts which resulted in the disappearance of bones belonging to the ve...
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Funny story: Space Cowboys Rustle ISS

Space Cowboys Rustle ISS

Some people call them the space cowboys. Some call them the extraterrestrial terrorists. Sadly, none of them are called Maurice. A group of activists calling themselves "The Space Cowboys" have begun sabotaging work being carried out for ne...
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Funny story: Clare Short Takes Bat Home

Clare Short Takes Bat Home

It is reported that Labour cabinet minister, Clare Short, has taken her bat home, during a round of indoor cricket in the parliament offices. She says she's resigning as well.
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Funny story: First ever Net Meeting Mexican Wave

First ever Net Meeting Mexican Wave

London, United Kingdom. A new phenomenon was witnessed today. For the first time a group of people on a conference call Net Meeting successfully attempted a sustainable Virtual Mexican Wave. The event was on a sales incentive call by...
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Funny story: Bush Enters Rehab After Admitting Rumsfeld Abuse

Bush Enters Rehab After Admitting Rumsfeld Abuse

WHITE HOUSE (AP) Vice President Dick Cheney today took over all presidential duties after George Bush left the White House for rehab at an undisclosed location. Seated behind the Oval Office desk, Vice President Cheney made a stunning announcement du...
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Funny story: Marie Antoinette Appears in Times Square

Marie Antoinette Appears in Times Square

New York City -- Marie Antoinette, decked out in a new outfit and a new head, came back to earth to review the movie bearing her name.
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