There were 176 spoof news stories published in October 2006. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Naked Is Mum On Ex-Rep. Foley's Addiction to Phonics

Lindsay Lohan Naked Is Mum On Ex-Rep. Foley's Addiction to Phonics

Former Rep. Mark Foley yesterday added "Hooked on Phonics" to his list of admitted addictions, along with Hostess Twinkies, Ding Dongs, Big Hunks, and reruns of the TV sitcom "Different Strokes."...
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Funny story: Naked Britney Spears, Nude Paris Hilton Mum After Limbaugh Says Dems Exaggerate Effects of Death On Deceased GIs

Naked Britney Spears, Nude Paris Hilton Mum After Limbaugh Says Dems Exaggerate Effects of Death On Deceased GIs

Right wing radio host Rush Limbaugh said yesterday that Democratic campaign ads featuring flag draped caskets of American soldiers killed in Iraq were "shamelessly" exaggerating the effects of death.
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Funny story: Prince William 'loses his marbles' at Sandhurst

Prince William 'loses his marbles' at Sandhurst

Sandhurst, UK - (Associated mess): The elder son of the Pretender to the Throne, William, has been reported as having 'lost his marbles' at a firing range shoot-out at Sandhurst military academy where he is a cadet.
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Funny story: Reporter Finds Bob Dylan Really Likes Golf

Reporter Finds Bob Dylan Really Likes Golf

HILTON HEAD ISLAND-S.C. Put your doubts aside. Folk singer Bob Dylan has admitted that he really likes to play golf. "There is nothing like a round of golf to release tension before a show," the 65-year old musician said. "I wish the r...
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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Has Embryonic Stem Cell Therapy in Mexico

Rush Limbaugh Has Embryonic Stem Cell Therapy in Mexico

MEXICO CITY (Reuters)-- Controversial right-wing radio host Rush Limbaugh has undergone an experimental first-of-a-kind embryonic stem-cell therapy at an private clinic in Mexico to treat his lifelong neurodegenerative disease "Hypercerebraldege...
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Funny story: Apple Computer in talks with Microsoft

Apple Computer in talks with Microsoft

CUPERTINO -- As a result of booming sales for Macintosh computers and iPods, linked with the increasingly bleak outlook for Microsoft operating systems, Apple's CEO Steve Jobs has made Bill Gates (King of Microsoft) an offer he couldn't refus...
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Funny story: "Mouse Orgy" Disney Video Scandal Implicates Cheney, Blair, Olmert and Harper

"Mouse Orgy" Disney Video Scandal Implicates Cheney, Blair, Olmert and Harper

PARIS (AFP) - Further investigations have implicated major world leaders in the squalid "Karl Rove Mouse Orgy" video scandal involving costumed Disney characters that took place at the Disneyland Resort Paris.
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Funny story: Borat to be Stoned to Death

Borat to be Stoned to Death

Internationally renowned Kazakh journalist, Borat Sagdiyev, will be arrested and stoned to death if he ever returns to Kazakhstan. Following outcry from his recent documentary, the Kazakh government has signed official forms calling for the journalis...
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Funny story: US FDA Finds MSG To Be a "Highly Effective" Rat Poison

US FDA Finds MSG To Be a "Highly Effective" Rat Poison

WASHINGTON (Reuters)--The US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has found that Monosodium Glutamate (MSG) is a "highly effective" poison for rats, mice, and other vermin in its regulatory circular FDA--WTF/OMG--9876452.
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Funny story: "Gravity is a myth, the world sucks" monograph wins Nobel astrophysics prize

"Gravity is a myth, the world sucks" monograph wins Nobel astrophysics prize

Stockholm, Sweden - (Associated Mess): This year's Nobel astrophysics prize has been awarded to Creationist scientists from Kansas, Missouri whose contention of the non-existence of gravity as an empirical force to be reckoned with has earned th...
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Funny story: Christina and Britney Make Up, Split with Minnie

Christina and Britney Make Up, Split with Minnie

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. -- No sooner than the ongoing feud between former Mouseketeers Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears seemed to be heading to a resolution, a major new rift in the Disney family has emerged.
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Funny story: Heather Mills McCartney Says " I Am So Switching To De-Caf"

Heather Mills McCartney Says " I Am So Switching To De-Caf"

Paul McCartney's soon-to-be ex-wife, Heather Mills McCartney, says she has decided to switch to decaffeinated coffee.
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Funny story: Paris Hilton, "I Am No Mother Theresa"

Paris Hilton, "I Am No Mother Theresa"

Paris Hilton Hotels HQ, Hollywood---The Globe, Star and National Enquirer are all quoting Paris Hilton (borne of Hilton Hotels fame) as being proud of herself and we quote, "I'm no Mother Theresa."...
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Funny story: Madden NFL 07 Videogame Recalled; Terrell Owens to be Deleted

Madden NFL 07 Videogame Recalled; Terrell Owens to be Deleted

PALO ALTO, Calif. -- Just days after its release, Electronic Arts has announced the recall of all EA SPORTS Madden NFL 07 videogame DVDs and cartridges for all platforms. The recall came after gamers grumbled that no matter what teams or players they...
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Funny story: Hot Hollywood celebrities hanging out on MySpace

Hot Hollywood celebrities hanging out on MySpace

LOS ANGELES -- Finding themselves unable to go outside without causing a major uproar, major Hollywood stars are looking to MySpace for social interaction. The popular website, once thought to be the domain of choice for teenagers, is now used by som...
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Funny story: Subway introduces new Sandwich-in-a-Sandwich sandwich.

Subway introduces new Sandwich-in-a-Sandwich sandwich.

Williamsburg, Idaho (IBC) - Subway sandwiches of Williamsburg, Idaho introduced a new sandwich style at 9.00am this morning. Subway's new Sandwich-in-a-Sandwich sandwich is one entire Subway sandwich lovingly placed inside another full sandwich.
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Funny story: President Bush: "Keith Olbermann is an Unlawful Enemy Combatant!"

President Bush: "Keith Olbermann is an Unlawful Enemy Combatant!"

WASHINGTON (AP) Within hours of signing the Military Commissions Act into law, President Bush declared MSNBC TV Countdown host Keith Olbermann to be the first unlawful enemy combatant under the new provisions.
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Funny story: Middle School Student Offends Monkey at Zoo

Middle School Student Offends Monkey at Zoo

ASHEBORO-N.C. Authorities today reported that a monkey in the Asheboro Zoo was offended after a male middle school student stood in front of it's cage and offended it. Zoo officials weren't saying what specific behavior may have offended the mon...
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Funny story: Nazi hunters launch 'God's Banker' cartoon

Nazi hunters launch 'God's Banker' cartoon

London - (AssoCIAted Mess): Reports that a highly embarrased Vatican Directorate of History Sanitisation has been panicked into making a children's cartoon about Pope Karol Wojtyla following the arrest of UK Vultures, Mediocrity and Sport Secreta...
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Funny story: Reese Witherspoon Is On The Prowl

Reese Witherspoon Is On The Prowl

Gossip Central, Agent's Rumor Mill, Hollywood and Whine---Talent agents looking for extra commissions and gossip mongers looking for an extra body to invite to an event and an ear to fill are now reporting that Reese Witherspoon, star of "Al...
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Funny story: Priyanka Chopra to replace Christiane Amanpour on CNN

Priyanka Chopra to replace Christiane Amanpour on CNN

ATLANTA - In what some see as a desperate bid to compete with FOX News, executives at CNN announced today that Christiane Amanpour, CNN's chief international correspondent based in London, would be stepping down and would be replaced by Priyanka...
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Funny story: Ann Coulter is Really a Pack of HORNETS

Ann Coulter is Really a Pack of HORNETS

NW Newswire -- Caustic, conservative, poster-bunny Ann Coulter is NOT good in bed it turns out. Several men have been spotted fleeing her condo half-naked and slapping themselves. An older woman had the misfortune of being on the elevator as one of t...
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Funny story: Recycling error puts pensioner on Death Row

Recycling error puts pensioner on Death Row

Even Britain's hardest criminals were shocked when details of the callous and cold bloodied crime carried out by a seemingly frail old widow, were released to the press.
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Funny story: Dental plaque destroyed the Pharaohs

Dental plaque destroyed the Pharaohs

Cairo, Egypt - (Associated Mess): Egyptologists probing a recent spate of grave-robbing in the Valley of the Kings claim to have found the tombs of three royal dentists whose funeral epitaphs inscribed as a hieroglyphic curse warned against the dang...
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Funny story: New US law bans televised poker

New US law bans televised poker

WASHINGTON -- President Bush signed into law a ban on televised wagering, impacting 23 million Americans who enjoy watching poker shows on TV, cable, and the Internet.
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Funny story: Barbara Bush and Barney End Support for George Bush and Elope

Barbara Bush and Barney End Support for George Bush and Elope

WASHINGTON (AP)--The crisis in the White House over the 'Iraq lies' claims of a Watergate journalist in his new book deepened greatly on Sunday when Barbara Bush said she "couldn't take it anymore" and eloped with Barney to an undisclosed hot...
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Funny story: Mayor's Nazi jibe appeal claims red card is cruel/unusual

Mayor's Nazi jibe appeal claims red card is cruel/unusual

London - (Associated Mess): Lawyers acting for the Mayor of London are appealing in the High Court today against a February ruling suspending Ken Livingstone from office after a Jewish press reporter had objected to being called a Nazi.
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Funny story: Nobel Peace Prize Awarded

Nobel Peace Prize Awarded

A Cave - Afghanistan...
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Funny story: Southerner Contracts Foot-In-Mouth Disease

Southerner Contracts Foot-In-Mouth Disease

WALKER-TX - The words of the theme song from Austin City Limits, "London Homesick Blues" rang hauntingly true yesterday when a Texas man, after drinking several glasses of wine contaminated with athlete's foot fungus, tenia ped...
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Funny story: Tom Cruise Announces Merger With Katie Holmes

Tom Cruise Announces Merger With Katie Holmes

The Little Wedding Chapel On The Corner, Las Vegas, Nevada and Scientology Headquarters, Scientology, California---Latest reports are that Tom Cruise has proposed a marriage merger with Katie "The Cutie" Holmes, mother of his latest scienti...
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Funny story: Cardinals Beat Up Rush Limbaugh After Winning World Series

Cardinals Beat Up Rush Limbaugh After Winning World Series

ST. LOUIS (AP)-- Minutes after winning their 10th World Series here on Friday, the St. Louis Cardinals attacked Rush Limbaugh with baseball bats after spotting him smoking a cigar in the stands of Busch Stadium.
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Funny story: McCartney and Mills Reconcile

McCartney and Mills Reconcile

Paparazzi swarmed around Paul McCartney and Heather Mills as the recently estranged couple announced they would be getting back together. "We are just so happy now," proclaimed McCartney as the couple kissed and fondled each other at a hast...
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Funny story: Karl Rove Apologizes For Taking Part in "Mouse Orgy"

Karl Rove Apologizes For Taking Part in "Mouse Orgy"

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Presidential Adviser Karl Rove has apologized personally to Walt Disney Co., the Southern Baptists and President George W. Bush on Friday for engaging in sex with costumed Disney employees at its Paris theme park in a digital...
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Funny story: Young Boy Marooned After Hit and Run Bicycle Accident

Young Boy Marooned After Hit and Run Bicycle Accident

A local 4th grader was found alone early this afternoon in an abandoned winery north of Castle Rock. Little Scotty Parker was famished when he was located by police, who had been searching all night for the boy.
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Funny story: Son of Star Whores claims ownership of outer space

Son of Star Whores claims ownership of outer space

Washington DC - (Associated Mess): The Whore on Terra took another expected sinister twist today as US President George W Bush claimed ownership of outer space including all oil exploration and mineral mining rights on the moon.
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Funny story: Queen blames 'pain in the ass' for cancellation of official engagements

Queen blames 'pain in the ass' for cancellation of official engagements

Buckingham Palace, London - (Associated Mess): The Lord Chamberlain, Lord Luce-Cannon has told UK press that HM the Queen has cancelled all current engagements 'due to a pain in the lower lumbar region'...a.k.a. 'Prince' Charles.
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Funny story: Bush Enters Rehab After Admitting Rumsfeld Abuse

Bush Enters Rehab After Admitting Rumsfeld Abuse

WHITE HOUSE (AP) Vice President Dick Cheney today took over all presidential duties after George Bush left the White House for rehab at an undisclosed location. Seated behind the Oval Office desk, Vice President Cheney made a stunning announcement du...
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Funny story: Bush Says US Economy "Doing Great" Until It Collapses After Elections

Bush Says US Economy "Doing Great" Until It Collapses After Elections

WASHINGTON (Reuters) -- President George W. Bush said on Monday that the US economy "is really doing great" until it collapses right after the November 7 Congressional elections.
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Funny story: Man-Boy Love Association Endorses Republican Election Candidates for Congress

Man-Boy Love Association Endorses Republican Election Candidates for Congress

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Even as Republican Congressional election candidates scrambled to distance themselves from the Mark Foley pedophilia sex scandal, the American Man-Boy Love Association (AMBLA) endorsed Republicans running in the November Congre...
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Funny story: 'Too many Nazis in Royal Enclosure': Ascot racecourse chief quits

'Too many Nazis in Royal Enclosure': Ascot racecourse chief quits

Ascot, Berks - (Associated Mess): Douglas Erskine Crumbs-of-Comfort, head of Royal Ascot racecourse redevelopment, has suddenly quit his job following thousands of complaints that this year's June meeting was beset with hordes of riff-raff and &q...
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Funny story: North Korea tests second nucular bomb - Iran invaded!

North Korea tests second nucular bomb - Iran invaded!

Tehran - National Geological Societies in Russia, South Korea and Japan reported an underground nuclear detonation occurred in North Korea at 19.35hrs local time. This is the second blast in 12 days. The second detonation was twice as powe...
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Funny story: First ever Net Meeting Mexican Wave

First ever Net Meeting Mexican Wave

London, United Kingdom. A new phenomenon was witnessed today. For the first time a group of people on a conference call Net Meeting successfully attempted a sustainable Virtual Mexican Wave. The event was on a sales incentive call by...
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Funny story: Trick or treat for ScareBlair?

Trick or treat for ScareBlair?

London - (Associated Mess): As the Bush Administration's top apologist takes the stand in the House of Commons Iraq tie-breaker debate this afternoon, political rapture-watch index aintgottaprayer.com has reported frenetic internet spread-betting...
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Funny story: Iran Becomes Jewish State

Iran Becomes Jewish State

TEHRAN (Reuters), International concerns about Iran's uranium enrichment program suddenly eased on Friday when Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad declared that his country is now a Jewish state.
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Funny story: Lord Lucan, Shergar & Saddam's missing $$$$$$$$$s "under Buck House patio"

Lord Lucan, Shergar & Saddam's missing $$$$$$$$$s "under Buck House patio"

London - (Associated Mess): Police investigating some of the most puzzling unsolved crimes of the 20th century want to obtain a warrant to dig up the back garden at Buckingham Palace following surprising new leads in the Lord Lucan disappearance mys...
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Funny story: Oprah to Market Jump-Friendly Furniture Line

Oprah to Market Jump-Friendly Furniture Line

Following a sensational media appearance by Tom Cruise, Oprah Winfrey developed an idea when she began spontaneously jumping for joy on her couch; after this she noticed that her couch just didn't bounce back the way it should have.
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Funny story: Detroit Tiger Kenny Rogers Is Warned

Detroit Tiger Kenny Rogers Is Warned

The Sports Wire---The Dearborn Independent is reporting that Detroit Tiger's left-handed pitcher Kenny Rogers has been ordered by team management "not to take a bath and especially not to wipe."...
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Funny story: Nobel Prize Winners Attempting to Silence 'Pig' Gene in Men

Nobel Prize Winners Attempting to Silence 'Pig' Gene in Men

The winners of a 2006 Nobel for their groundbreaking research in the field of gene silencing have been working on a top-secret project: gene therapy aimed at silencing the gene that causes pig-type behavior in men. The research is still in a prelim...
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Funny story: Stripper Badly Burned Following 'Misunderstanding'

Stripper Badly Burned Following 'Misunderstanding'

Anna Bell, a 40 year-old stripper and mother-of-two, suffered severe burns following a 12-hour shift at Cockburns' Nightclub, London.
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Funny story: Producers hail 'ultimate reality show'

Producers hail 'ultimate reality show'

ITV chiefs have hailed their discovery of what they claim will be the ultimate reality show.
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Funny story: Tiger Kenny Rogers Riffs On Music And Gambling

Tiger Kenny Rogers Riffs On Music And Gambling

Busch Stadium, St. Louiee Loueye, Mo.---After the World Series is over, Kenny Rogers has promised various and sundry, particularly adoring teenage fans and grizzled old timers who attend games with a banjo on their knee, that he intends to go home an...
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Funny story: Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween!

Halloween and Vine, La La Land, California---Michael Myers is proud to announce that he intends to celebrate Halloween in grand guignol style, big bold, brassy, bossy, bitchy and witchy at the old, haunted mansion way down at the end of Elm Street.
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Funny story: Larry King Live Dead

Larry King Live Dead

Larry King Live was found dead .. blindfolded, stabbed, bound and gagged stuffed in a dumpster outside a posh Atlanta adult bookstore late last night.
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Funny story: Asperger Convention Deteriorates Into Squabbles Over Food, Space, Screen Names

Asperger Convention Deteriorates Into Squabbles Over Food, Space, Screen Names

Atlanta -- The first ever Asperger Syndrome Convention began with the same promise as any other convention. There were booths with vendors catering to attendees, a full agenda with plenary sessions and breakouts on various topics.
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Funny story: Elephants Found to Have Gender Related Body Dysmorphia

Elephants Found to Have Gender Related Body Dysmorphia

Bronx, New York--A stunning experiment conducted at the Bronx Zoo has found that elephants show self-recognition. And self-loathing -- if it's a female, that is.
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Funny story: 'Cruise defects' as Scientology unveils new £24m London temple

'Cruise defects' as Scientology unveils new £24m London temple

Old Queen Street, City of London - (Associated Mess): The Vicar at St Andrew's-by-the-Wardrobe church, the Rev Alan Griffin, is staying tight-lipped following UK press reports that a famous Holywood celebrity film actor has defected to his parish...
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Funny story: Legal advisers tell Heather: "You ain't got a leg to stand on"

Legal advisers tell Heather: "You ain't got a leg to stand on"

London - (Associated Mess): Lawyers acting for Heather Mills McCartney have taken a tough stand in the opening salvo of her divorce negotiations with the stark legal opinion that their client 'hasn't a leg to stand on'.
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Funny story: George Bush Invites Americans to the White House to be Tortured

George Bush Invites Americans to the White House to be Tortured

WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Bush said Friday the United States "certainly does" torture innocent prisoners and even average citizens as he tried to calm the growing controversy after Vice President Dick Cheney said drowning (known as water...
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Funny story: Marshal Dillon To Run Amuck Halloween?

Marshal Dillon To Run Amuck Halloween?

(QnewZ) - Quick .. on the left? James Arness, Gunsmoke's Matt Dillon still alive and kicking at 83. On the right? Marshal Dillon's wife of 780 years, who knows, time gets lost in a bottle when you're dealing with that many candles on a birthday cake. Scary stuff all this especially with Halloween coming up. Looks like 6 foot 7 Marshal Dillon's about to hea...
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Funny story: Kenny Rogers Lets It All Hang Out

Kenny Rogers Lets It All Hang Out

Busch Stadium, St. Louee Loueye, Oh. Woe. - Detroit Tiger pitcher Kenny Rogers has been sent to the showers earlier than he wanted when the St. Louis Cardinals beat his team-mates four games to one.
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Funny story: Ratzinger tax records 'were spied on'

Ratzinger tax records 'were spied on'

Rome, Italy - (AssoCIAted Messerschmitts): Italian prosecutors have confirmed that Pope Joseph Ratzinger has been spied on for the last twenty years by Interpol tax experts looking for the Nazi-stolen gold ingot bars that have suddenly turned up in...
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Funny story: International Space Station Crew Chastised for 'Messing Around'

International Space Station Crew Chastised for 'Messing Around'

Miles High -- Today, the three-man crew of ISS was severely chastised for juvenile behavior, complete with threats by Houston to send "adults up there in about one minute."...
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Funny story: North Korea Must Produce Nuclear Weapons

North Korea Must Produce Nuclear Weapons

PYONGYANG (AP) Rumors spread around the North Korean capital that a new series of nuclear tests were about to begin in spite of threats of sanctions by world leaders. Family members of the North Korean People's Army have been sworn to secrecy u...
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Funny story: Former U.S. Senator John Edwards Victim of Identity Theft

Former U.S. Senator John Edwards Victim of Identity Theft

DES MOINES, Iowa -- Detectives with the Iowa Division of Criminal Investigation say that former U.S. senator and vice presidential candidate John Edwards is the victim of identity theft. For years, said DCI Director Stephen E. Bogle, someone posing...
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Funny story: That Poison Control Bitch Dissed My Baby Daddy

That Poison Control Bitch Dissed My Baby Daddy

Hey it's me Anise, just wantin' ta warn ya'll and tell ya'll what happen ta me and Cadre th'other day.
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Funny story: Does the Name "Rush Limbaugh" Ring a Bell?

Does the Name "Rush Limbaugh" Ring a Bell?

Slapstick comedian, dog-trainer, and master of Pavlovian psychology, Rush Limbaugh....has been serving up new gruel to his four-legged friends, and setting new lows for cheap, vulgar and dishonest propaganda, on his radio show.
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Funny story: Secret McCartney Tapes Dynamite

Secret McCartney Tapes Dynamite

Long known as the nice one from The Beatles, explosive secretly recorded tapes have revealed the truth of Macca's perversions.
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Funny story: Thundercats stage siege in Mumm-Ra's favourite café

Thundercats stage siege in Mumm-Ra's favourite café

The Thundercats are said to be placing a café in downtown Rarston, just outside the sentry outpost of Mummra Station, under siege and embargo. In a statement released through Al Cheetara TV, the Thundercats announced:...
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Funny story: Republican Evangelicals Fight Liberalism and Promote Satanism on Halloween

Republican Evangelicals Fight Liberalism and Promote Satanism on Halloween

HOUSTON (AP)-- Christian evangelical Bruce Blatterbug used to simply hand out candy on Halloween like his neighbors here in Houston, Texas until he decided the holiday promoted Liberalism and free thinking and conflicted with the Satanic goals of the...
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Funny story: Of Mice and Men, Chapter 9/11, Page 666

Of Mice and Men, Chapter 9/11, Page 666

Washington DC - (Associated Mess): The White House was mounting a fierce rearguard action around President Bush's personal reputation today as former colleagues of Mark Foley began their testimony before the House page-boy scandal committee, alle...
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Funny story: North Korea's Nuclear Bomb Came From Israel in Exchange for Noodles

North Korea's Nuclear Bomb Came From Israel in Exchange for Noodles

TOKYO (UPI)-- World politics were thrown into utter confusion on Wednesday when North Korea revealed its nuclear bomb came from Israel in a secret swap deal.
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Funny story: FDA to send in "The Clones"

FDA to send in "The Clones"

Just when Americans thought their food choices couldn't get any more bizarre, the Food and Drug Administration has once again caved under the political pressure brought by large agribusiness groups seeking approval of "cloned animals" for human food.
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Funny story: Jesus Not to Return

Jesus Not to Return

NEW YORK -- In a move that is confounding both believers and unbelievers alike, Jesus announced today that he is canceling his previously scheduled return to earth. In a surprisingly candid and informal interview with the world press at the United N...
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Funny story: Pope Benedict Loses Ring

Pope Benedict Loses Ring

VATICAN (AP) For the third time in recent weeks, Pope Benedict lost his Fisherman's Ring. The gold ring, depicting St. Peter casting a net to catch some fish, fell off the Holy Father's finger while he was shaking hands with hundre...
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Funny story: Cherie Lifts The Veil and serves Bush some Turkish delight

Cherie Lifts The Veil and serves Bush some Turkish delight

Cherie Blair, the British Prime Minister's wife, shocked an audience of VIPS last night when she performed the erotic dance of the seven veils at a reception held to welcome the American President to Britain. The event, which was held at Buckingh...
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Funny story: Bush Reveals List of New Iraq War Tactics

Bush Reveals List of New Iraq War Tactics

WASHINGTON (AP) After meeting with top U.S. military commanders, President George W. Bush announced that several new tactics would be employed in the war in Iraq:...
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Funny story: Bush "October Surprise" to be a Real Disaster, Says Secret Report

Bush "October Surprise" to be a Real Disaster, Says Secret Report

HONOLULU, Hawaii -- The Bush administration has planned, as an "October Surprise," instigating a massive natural disaster in California, according to sources who have seen a secret White House report.
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Funny story: Who's Sorry Next?

Who's Sorry Next?

Regretfully, like Mel Gibson's numerous apologies, (most recent Mad Max eye rolling, head swinging mea copa was on the Diane Sawyer show) U. S. Republican Senator George Allen's 'macaca' apologies are failing to stop the slow d...
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Funny story: God Withholds Support from George Bush

God Withholds Support from George Bush

Evangelical Christians, who had been jubilant over GOP victories, in recent years, and had proclaimed that it was God's will that George Bush be annointed president, have recently been looking inward, and pondering the meaning of the Lord unleash...
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Funny story: The White House Holds Halloween Carnival For Journalists

The White House Holds Halloween Carnival For Journalists

WASHINGTON D.C.--In an unprecedented move, the White House today set up tents on it's lawn to hold a Halloween carnival for journalists.
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Funny story: Joe Lieberman And Ned Lamont Duke It Out

Joe Lieberman And Ned Lamont Duke It Out

Freestone City, Constitution State, Connecticut---Joe Lieberman and Ned Lamont continue to duke it out in Connecticut, a political battleground state, if ever there was one.
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Funny story: Gandalf bored with beard - tries for sideburns

Gandalf bored with beard - tries for sideburns

Gandalf, beloved wizard and astrologer, has announced today in Cosmopolitan Wizz magazine, that he is attempting to grow some "wicked sideburns". In the article, the one some call Mithrandir, said:...
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Funny story: Margaret's 'illegitimate son' wants Civil List recognition

Margaret's 'illegitimate son' wants Civil List recognition

London - (Associated Mess): Controversial former Labour Northern Ireland Secretary Peter Mandelson is claiming to be the illegitimate issue spawned by Princess Margaret and Ronald Reagan and is going to the High Court this week to stake is claim to P...
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Funny story: George Bush Repents and Admits He Has Been "Very Bad and Dishonest" About the Iraq War

George Bush Repents and Admits He Has Been "Very Bad and Dishonest" About the Iraq War

WASHINGTON (AP)-- Just two weeks before the Congressional elections on November 7 which are expected to hand Congress over to the Democrats, President George Bush suddenly developed a conscience and admitted that he has been "very bad and dishon...
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Funny story: Marie Antoinette Appears in Times Square

Marie Antoinette Appears in Times Square

New York City -- Marie Antoinette, decked out in a new outfit and a new head, came back to earth to review the movie bearing her name.
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Funny story: Community Owned Grocery Store Looted by Owners

Community Owned Grocery Store Looted by Owners

CARRBORRO-N.C. In the People's Republic of Carrborro today a community owned grocery store was looted when power went out on the 100th block off Weaver Street. Throngs of shareholders wearing Teva sandals and patchouli perfume rushed inside turni...
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Funny story: Major League Umpires Told, "Keep It Clean!"

Major League Umpires Told, "Keep It Clean!"

Tiger Stadium, Detroit, Michigan - Major League Baseball Chief of Umpires, Blind Mississippi White Boy Pigsfeet Dupree has told the empiric crews working the World Series, "Keep it clean."...
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Funny story: Veils row: Archbishop backs wearing of religious tin foil hats

Veils row: Archbishop backs wearing of religious tin foil hats

Lambeth Palacce, London - (Associated Mess): In a landmark ecclesiastical ruling the Archbishop of Canterbury Dr Rowan Williams has sided with the right of peddlers of any superstitious supernatural humbug to display the emblems and trophies of thei...
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Funny story: Madonna To Market Babies

Madonna To Market Babies

Skibo Castle, Scotland, U.K.---Reliable sources are reporting that Madonna Cicone Richie, once upon a time, many, many long years ago known as just plain old Madonna, as if there were something magical in her handling of the moniker, is planning to m...
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Funny story: North Korea declares Mars space "sovereign"

North Korea declares Mars space "sovereign"

PYONG YANG -- North Korea's "Great Leader," Kim Jong-Il, has signed an order asserting North Korea's right to deny adversaries access to space around the planet Mars for hostile purposes. The order says North Korea will oppose the...
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Funny story: Results of "Congressional Sexual Pleasure" Survey Released

Results of "Congressional Sexual Pleasure" Survey Released

WASHINGTON (AP)--A psychosexual research study by the University of Maryland into sexual pleasure among senior Republican members of Congress and in the White House has found "a truly amazing degree of sexual activity" among the anonymous p...
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Funny story: Hellfire Harry tells girlfriend that Jeffrey Archer is his real dad

Hellfire Harry tells girlfriend that Jeffrey Archer is his real dad

Clarence House, London SW1 - (ReuterUs & AssoCIAted Mess): Harry 'Hellfire' Mountbatten has admitted to his Zimbabwean girlfriend Chelsy Davy that like his older 'brother' William, he too is an impostor implant impersonating a royal...
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Funny story: Ugly Baby Born in Namibia

Ugly Baby Born in Namibia

After seeing pictures of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, Fred and Betty Ugly decided to fly to Africa and have their baby in Namibia. "Beautiful babies are born there," Fred confidently told friends back in California.
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Funny story: Veil debate: Queen insists Philip takes cover

Veil debate: Queen insists Philip takes cover

London - (Associated Mess): The Queen has joined the controversial debate about veil wearing in the UK by insisting that Prince Philip sets an example under the Equal Opportunities Act by donning the hijab.
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Funny story: World Mental Health Day: 'No such things as psychiatrists'

World Mental Health Day: 'No such things as psychiatrists'

London - (Associated Mess): The broadly-ranging term 'psychiatrist' must be abolished as being a delusional term for a wide grouping of symptoms associated with the pharmaceutical industry's outreach workers who have been programmed to i...
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Funny story: New Coffee Creamers Aim to Kick Your Ass Good

New Coffee Creamers Aim to Kick Your Ass Good

New York - Americans love to cover up their coffee (Those beans ARE suggestive in their nakedness. Or is it just me?), and now the taste of your java break can take a radical turn.
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Funny story: Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin in lads' joke about hapless Israeli president

Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin in lads' joke about hapless Israeli president

Moscow - (ReUterus & Associated Mess): Russian President Vladimir Putin was reported in laddish mood today as he told the assembled Kremlin press corpse that Israeli President Moshe Katsav was top contender for the 2006 'Macho Man of the Year A...
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Funny story: Christian Fundamentalists and Muslim Fundamentalists Seek Unity at Religious Summit

Christian Fundamentalists and Muslim Fundamentalists Seek Unity at Religious Summit

Leaders of America's Fundamentalist Christian Churches, attending a special summit in Jerusalem this week, along with Muslim and Jewish religious leaders, issued a statement saying that they "have always been devout worshippers of 'All...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Playing Cops And Rubbers

Paris Hilton Playing Cops And Rubbers

Paris Hilton, Paris, France---Caught with her guardian down, the always ubiquitous Paris Hilton, in a plea to a cop, has said she wants to cop a plea.
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Funny story: Terrorists Are Training Stingrays to Attack Americans & Coalition Members

Terrorists Are Training Stingrays to Attack Americans & Coalition Members

In new, yet unconfirmed Osama video delivered by a dolphin to the Miami Coast Guard station, bin Laden states, "We have convinced stingrays that Americans and their coalition allies are evil and must be destroyed."...
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