Funny story: Rumsfeld: 'I Kill You All'

Rumsfeld: 'I Kill You All'

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Funny story: Diebold Electronic Voting Machine self diagnostics verify 122% voter turnout across 79 states

Diebold Electronic Voting Machine self diagnostics verify 122% voter turnout across 79 states

While the original design specification for electronic voting machines stated they should register one vote, per person, per issue, there are early indications that this minimum requirement has been significantly outperformed.
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Funny story: Fake Celebrity Farm Exposed

Fake Celebrity Farm Exposed

There was a shock revelation in entertainment circles today as three of our most vapid, vacant, mediocre, and therefore most photographed and well liked, celebrities show that there's more to them than meets the eye.
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Funny story: Candy Shop Cops

Candy Shop Cops

The British Home Secretary announced today, that after years of political correctness, a new approach to policing was needed because his police officers were afraid to go out onto the streets.
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Funny story: 3 Goats and a Tortoise Accidentally Voted into US Senate

3 Goats and a Tortoise Accidentally Voted into US Senate

With the votes piling in for the US senate now the Democrats have won control of the US House of Representatives, it has been revealed via leaked documents that Utah accidentally voted in three goats and a tortoise named Sammy.
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Funny story: Faith Hill's Confession: I Just Wanted to get Kanye West's Attention

Faith Hill's Confession: I Just Wanted to get Kanye West's Attention

LONDON - Faith Hill now says her much televised, much talked about but inaudible scream, was just a cry for attention - from Kanye West.
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Funny story: Bush Mid-term Catastrophe Blamed on Creationists' Origin of the Specious

Bush Mid-term Catastrophe Blamed on Creationists' Origin of the Specious

Washington DC - (Associated Mess): A post-mortem on the Republicans' disastrous Mid-term results has blamed the Bush Administration's backing of Creationist agendas that intelligent voters rejected as a specious argument originating from DNA...
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Funny story: The Liar, the Bitch and the Warlord

The Liar, the Bitch and the Warlord

Following his humiliating defeat in the Iraqi War, Saddam Hussein spent many hours in his jail cell pondering his fate. During this time he was urged to write of his life and experiences and our top reporter managed to get a sneak preview.
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Funny story: Emergency Airlift of Viagra and Oysters to Stem Europe's Population Collapse

Emergency Airlift of Viagra and Oysters to Stem Europe's Population Collapse

BRUSSELS -- In the wake of the crisis meeting of the European Union's Population Board, EU ministers have called on the United States to begin an emergency airlift of "population uncontrol" measures to the European Union's shrinkin...
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Funny story: Madonna Blocks Cher from Entering Kenya

Madonna Blocks Cher from Entering Kenya

Cher's low-key pledge to help a Kenyan village may well be blocked by another superstar - Madonna. In an apparent rage at being upstaged in her adoption bid, Madge has bought the East African state to stop her singing rival entering the country.
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Funny story: Dems Gloat About Not Gloating

Dems Gloat About Not Gloating

USA - No sooner had the pixels faded on MSNBCNN's high-tech maps (ABCNBCBS News, if you aren't being gouged by cable or satellite) showing the Democratic sweep, than a parade of Dem leaders popped on screen to declare "a new day in Ameri...
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Funny story: Equal Heights Amendment Spawns Protests, Backlash, and a Spate of Tom Cruise movies

Equal Heights Amendment Spawns Protests, Backlash, and a Spate of Tom Cruise movies

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Equal Heights Amendment's (EhA) passage in July has unleashed a furor of protests, counter protests and legal actions both in the U.S. and around the world. Even those who still support the larger principles behind the Eh...
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Funny story: Bush loses house; insists "It's gotta be here somewhere!"

Bush loses house; insists "It's gotta be here somewhere!"

Following the republican's defeat in the mid-term elections a rather confused and dazed George W. Bush was found wandering the streets of Washington asking strangers and passers by, "Have you seen my house?".
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Funny story: Woman arrested for literally "having a giraffe"

Woman arrested for literally "having a giraffe"

A woman from Buxbury, West Sussex, and her husband have been arrested on charges of consuming, and aiding and abetting the consumption (respectively) of a giraffe. The as-yet-unnamed couple were caught on the 11 November having finished their supper,...
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Funny story: Dylan to take his theme time radio show on the road

Dylan to take his theme time radio show on the road

Sources at Columbia Records have revealed that legendary singer songwriter Bob Dylan will be taking his radio show on the road next year. Only registered users of the Internet Bob Dylan Forum, the dylanpool will be graced with this one in a lifetime...
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Funny story: Faith Hill: I'm No Kanye West; But Then Again Neither is He

Faith Hill: I'm No Kanye West; But Then Again Neither is He

NASHVILLE -- Faith Hill says she's no Kanye West -- but then again he isn't either. The country music superstar says she was "joking" when she screamed "WHAT?" in apparent anger after losing the female vocalist of the yea...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Files Divorce Papers

Britney Spears Files Divorce Papers

Just two months after the birth of their second child, former pop princess and Mickey Mouse Clubber Britney Spears has filed for divorce from her husband, pseudo rapper and wanna be actor Kevin Federline.
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