Funny story: McDonalds Follows KFC in using Healthier Frying Methods

McDonalds Follows KFC in using Healthier Frying Methods

Last week, giant chicken chain KFC announced their intentions to begin frying their foods in a healthier oil. Not to be outdone, other fast food restaurants have jumped on the bandwagon. McDonalds, the largest of these, has announced plans to begin...
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Funny story: Saddam Hussein Chooses Alternate Execution Method, Death by Chocolate

Saddam Hussein Chooses Alternate Execution Method, Death by Chocolate

Thanks to leniency by the Iraqi court Saddam Hussein will not only live another day but will also get to choose an alternate method of going to meet Allah. When presented with such creative suggestions as getting eaten by Jackals, sl...
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Funny story: Election Results Show Some Surprises

Election Results Show Some Surprises

While most election stories will focus on the two major parties gains or losses in Governor, Senate, and House races, this article will focus on some of the other issues being voted on at the polls.
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Funny story: Missing Link is jailed for fraud

Missing Link is jailed for fraud

Pensacola - (Associated Mess): The Missing Link founder of the Creation Science Evangelism and Dinosaur Adventure Land in Pensacola has been sentenced to a maximum of 288 years in the slammer for fraud.
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Funny story: Santa in $8.3bn deal with DHL

Santa in $8.3bn deal with DHL

It is reported that jolly old St. Nick has given delivery firm DHL a Christmas present a little early this year. In a deal worth $8.3bn, Santa has approached them to help lighten his load this Christmas by delivering at least 97% of all presents.
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Funny story: Geller says famous psychic led US to Saddam spider hole

Geller says famous psychic led US to Saddam spider hole

Tel Aviv - (Associated Mess): In a rare political interview, the reclusive Israeli spoonbender Uri Geller has told the press that the power of the paranormal led American troops to fugitive Saddam Hussein's hidey-hole bunker.
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Funny story: God Issues Apology to Many Dead Sinners

God Issues Apology to Many Dead Sinners

In a statement jointly released by the Vatican, The Southern Baptist Convention, Temple Square in Salt Lake City, and the headquarters of most Christian denominations, God has issued a formal apology to many dead sinners killed due to his wrath in th...
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Funny story: Muslim cops ditch Blair amid extremism fears

Muslim cops ditch Blair amid extremism fears

London - (Associated Mess): Officers claiming compromised professional ethics standards and religious discrimination have asked to be excused guarding Prime Monster Tony Blair because they fear he has links to extremists.
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Funny story: Alabama to Allow Voting via Instant Messenger

Alabama to Allow Voting via Instant Messenger

Election officials are "concerned" after Alabama's Legislature revealed that not only would it's voters be allowed to cast their votes in November via Instant Messenger but Hotmail, Gmail, Fax and even their Motorola Razrs as well i...
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Funny story: Blair in "I meant to take you darling" poser

Blair in "I meant to take you darling" poser

Whitehall, London - (Associated Mess): UK reporters were left baffled at the monthly Downing Street press conference yesterday when Prime Monster Tony Blair apologised for missing out the Daily Fascist's political editor from his briefs with a &q...
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Funny story: George Bush Recants and Condemns Death Verdict for Saddam Hussein

George Bush Recants and Condemns Death Verdict for Saddam Hussein

WASHINGTON (AP)-- President George Bush has about faced, reversing his enthusiasm for the death verdict handed down by his puppet judge in the Iraqi show trial.
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Funny story: British Sex Study is a Hoax

British Sex Study is a Hoax

LONDON -- The "first comprehensive global study of sexual behaviour" has been determined to be a hoax, say French researchers. The British research found that that married people have the most sex, and there is no firm link between promisc...
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Funny story: Iraq's Next Top Hangman - Confirmed this Season, Saddam Execution Finale!

Iraq's Next Top Hangman - Confirmed this Season, Saddam Execution Finale!

Baghdad, Iraq - Aljazeera TV ratings winner Iraq's Next Top Hangman (INTH) is in it's 8th cycle this year with 2006 set to be bigger than ever. Just days after Saddam Hussein was sentenced to hang, Iraqi officials have agreed to hand over the...
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Funny story: Hubble Space Telescope Revamped under Direction of Bill O'Reilly

Hubble Space Telescope Revamped under Direction of Bill O'Reilly

Controversial FOX News star Bill O'Reilly has hurled himself into another controversy. His critics are not sure what annoys them more: the fact that he's getting the Hubble telescope revamped or the fact that he's renaming it the "O...
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Funny story: Girl In Coma Must Take Examinations

Girl In Coma Must Take Examinations

RALEIGH NC-Parents of a 12-year-old girl today were told by school officials that their daughter, who has been in a coma for over a week, would still have to take her end-of-grade examinations.
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