Funny story: Republicans make last ditch effort to woo halfwits

Republicans make last ditch effort to woo halfwits

Polls today show that while die hard Republicans will continue to blindly vote the party line, the important swing demographic, "idiots whose idea of investigating an issues is watching a TV commercial" are now tending to the left.
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Funny story: Ken's crackpot Caracas crack caper comes a cropper

Ken's crackpot Caracas crack caper comes a cropper

Havana, Cuba - (Associated Mess): It's official. The Mayor of London's cheap Xmas crack deal with President Chavez of Venezuela has fallen at the first hurdle after a 100+ tonne consignment of Santa's little helper powders had to be abort...
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Funny story: Borat a "Liar, Hoax and Fraud," Investigation Shows

Borat a "Liar, Hoax and Fraud," Investigation Shows

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A classified report from the Department of Homeland Security just given to the Washington Post shows that the deceptions behind Kazakh journalist Sagdiyev Borat's political machinations are much deeper than previously thought...
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Funny story: Evangelicals regret being such dicks towards Clinton

Evangelicals regret being such dicks towards Clinton

As the world looks on for signs of hypocrisy in the aftermath of the Ted Haggard scandal, many church leaders regret the dickish "holier-than-thou" attitude adopted towards Bill Clinton's lesser indiscretions.
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Funny story: Saddam Demands Appeal, New Trial, Venue Change

Saddam Demands Appeal, New Trial, Venue Change

Saddam Hussien, found guilty this week of mutliple violations in an Iraqi court, has demanded an appeal. Lawyers for Hussien issued the following statement: "Our client is innocent. He demands the right to prove his innocence. We demand a cha...
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Funny story: Bill Gates Adopts Madonna (and child)

Bill Gates Adopts Madonna (and child)

The controversy surrounding Madonna, over the adoption of a Malawian baby, took an unexpected twist when Bill Gates became involved in the proceedings.
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Funny story: Britney Spears Pregnant Again

Britney Spears Pregnant Again

Britney Spears, former pop queen and media personality, has announced that she is expecting another child (her fifth in the last two years). The musician/actress and her husband, Kevin Federline, are reported to be excited by the news.
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Funny story: Republicans to Hold on to House, Regardless of Mid-Term Election Outcome, Study Shows

Republicans to Hold on to House, Regardless of Mid-Term Election Outcome, Study Shows

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Despite widespread gloom-and-doom forecasts, Republican members of the U.S. Congress will hold on to their house, regardless of the mid-term election outcome, a newly released study by the Cato Institute.
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Funny story: Hussein to Suffer Fate Worse than Death

Hussein to Suffer Fate Worse than Death

In a change to the original decision made at the trial into his atrocities and war-crimes, the former Iraqi dictator, Saddam Hussein, may now be made to face a fate worse than death.
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Funny story: Shocking Leaked Medical Documents on Fox News Staff

Shocking Leaked Medical Documents on Fox News Staff

New York, NY -- On Saturday, November 4, an internet blogging site posted dozens of confidential medical documents stolen from the Fox News network's corporate offices. The documents reveal shocking facts about the physical health of the Fox News...
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Funny story: Actor Bruce Campbell Declares "War on Mediocrity"

Actor Bruce Campbell Declares "War on Mediocrity"

LOS ANGELES-- In the most shocking spat of bloodshed to hit "Tinseltown" since Mickey Rourke's last plastic surgery, dozens of prominent Hollywood players have been savagely murdered in the past week. The list of victims includes direct...
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Funny story: The Lord's Instrument admits: "It stinks"

The Lord's Instrument admits: "It stinks"

Colorado Springs, Colorado - (ReUterus): In a highly charged emotional address, disgraced homophobe and sacked ex-leader of the National Evanelical Association Pastor Ted Haggard has admitted a lifelong problem. Staring at an autographed personal ph...
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Funny story: Florida Fearful of Election Results Again

Florida Fearful of Election Results Again

The state of Florida, fearful of possible election fraud or suspicious and questionable results, has taken the drastic steps to insure accuracy in voting. In the 2000 elections, Florida's vote win was declared multiple times for each party before...
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Funny story: Third Party Candidates Sweep Republicans and Democrats in Off Year Elections

Third Party Candidates Sweep Republicans and Democrats in Off Year Elections

WASHINGTON (AP) Taking all the political pundits by complete surprise, third party candidates all across the country were swept into office on Tuesday. Democrat and Republican leaders were shocked to learn that neither one of their parties were going...
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Funny story: Guinea Pig Ranching Sweeps Detroit Area

Guinea Pig Ranching Sweeps Detroit Area

DETROIT (AP) -- Former autoworker Ralph Rodentia had always kept a few guinea pigs around the house for his kids to play with while he earned a big salary working on the General Motors assembly line.
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Funny story: Ducks Upset With Stereotypes

Ducks Upset With Stereotypes

Representatives of the A.D.A., American Duck Association, filed papers stating intent to sue for defamation of character and stereotyping in the World Court.
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Funny story: Pope Admits, Bible is "Crap"

Pope Admits, Bible is "Crap"

After taking Sodium Pentathol for a minor surgical procedure and serving three masses with liberal doses of wine, Pope Benedict XVI held a press conference and admitted the Bible is "just a load of crap" and that the Vatican exists only to...
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