Funny story: Funny Man Bradley Walsh Says "Hello"

Funny Man Bradley Walsh Says "Hello"

Funny man Bradley Walsh was seen recently in Merry Hill Shopping Centre. He'd been shopping in Currys with a mystery companion when pensioner Harold Bilko spotted the pint-sized cheeky cockney chappie.
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Funny story: Elton Steps In To Resolve Pearly Kings And Queens Dispute

Elton Steps In To Resolve Pearly Kings And Queens Dispute

The Spoof can report that the striking Pearly Kings and Queens of London are set to return to work after taking their case to arbitration.
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Funny story: Kieren Fallon off to the knackers' yard

Kieren Fallon off to the knackers' yard

Newmarket, Suffolk - (Associated Mess): Former champion flat jockey Kieren Fallon is hanging up the whip and boots after the ultimate nightmare of the racing authorities finding traces of urine in his cocaine sample.
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Funny story: Tourettes Society stands behind Michael Richards

Tourettes Society stands behind Michael Richards

Michael Richards Saturday attempted to rectify the out of hand situation that resulted from his racial out burst at a popular Hollywood comedy club last week. "I have suffered from, Richards stated in a press conference Saturday, and am current...
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Funny story: Santa Gunned Down

Santa Gunned Down

A man who climbed onto his roof to investigate some strange noises is now facing murder charges. A witness claims she saw the man stood in his dressing gown pointing a shotgun at a stout looking fellow on the roof. He pulled the trigger and the pl...
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Funny story: Blair to apologise for Heather Mills

Blair to apologise for Heather Mills

London - (Associated Mess): Not content with grovelling to the voting public for foisting on them the Saddam WMD fantasy, the dodgy dossier, friendship with George Bush AND the UK's involvement in the slave trade, UK Prime Monster Tony Blair is b...
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Funny story: Heathrow Radiates Planes Rather Than Lighting Up Runways

Heathrow Radiates Planes Rather Than Lighting Up Runways

Saving money, not a spy plot, is what's REALLY behind the findings of radiation traces in planes at Heathrow.
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Funny story: Cor Blimey! Is Van Dyke's The Worst Cockney Accent Of All Time?

Cor Blimey! Is Van Dyke's The Worst Cockney Accent Of All Time?

In a surprise move veteran American actor Dick Van Dyke is being drafted in as voice coach for the West End Version of BBC's 'Eastenders the Musical'.
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Funny story: Scareforce One tests positive

Scareforce One tests positive

Amman, Jordan - (Associated Mess): President Bush's presidential plane Scareforce One had to be quarantined today in the Jordanian capital Amman after CIA tests for Polonium 210 located traces of the toxic material on board the craft.
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Funny story: 'Finger-twisters' cause Rumsfeld to change his Name

'Finger-twisters' cause Rumsfeld to change his Name

Following a spate of typos worldwide, former US defence secretary, Donald Rumsfeld, has changed his name to Rumself to lessen confusion.
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Funny story: Thespian takes the biscuit for impersonating Cruise ex-wife

Thespian takes the biscuit for impersonating Cruise ex-wife

Hollywood, CA - (Associated Mess): The Australian lookalike actress whose decade long career of impersonating Tom Cruise's ex-wife, Nicole Kidman, has been awarded the movie industry's ultimate accolade of "Hollywood Doppelganger of...
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Funny story: Tebbitt In Sensational Swipe At Cameron

Tebbitt In Sensational Swipe At Cameron

The former Chingford skinhead, Norman Tebbit, now Baron Tebbit, is believed to be plotting to oust David Cameron from the leadership of the Tory Party.
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Funny story: Shrek will have live actors

Shrek will have live actors

DreamWorks have announced a breakthrough deal that will see the first live action adaptation of the Shrek franchise.
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Funny story: Will Cannon And Ball Stop At Nothing To Get Back Into The Big Time?

Will Cannon And Ball Stop At Nothing To Get Back Into The Big Time?

Comedy Duo Cannon and Ball are at the centre of a storm today over claims that they tried to knobble ITV's golden boys Ant and Dec.
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Funny story: Blair offered 'fair dig' at Prime Ministers Question Time

Blair offered 'fair dig' at Prime Ministers Question Time

A row erupted today at Prime Ministers Question Time when Tony Blair was offered a 'fair dig in the carpark' by former Liberal Party leader Charles Kennedy.
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Funny story: Lady McCartney forgiven by public after limb op

Lady McCartney forgiven by public after limb op

Heather Mills McCartney, estranged wife of former Beatle Sir Paul McCartney, was recovering in hospital last night after having her remaining limbs removed.
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Funny story: Pope wins Bad Sex in Fiction Award

Pope wins Bad Sex in Fiction Award

Rome - (ReUterus & Associated Mess): Pope Joseph Ratzinger has won this year's prestigious literary award for the worst example of erotica in his seminal autobiographical oeuvre 'Sixty-nine Something'.
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Funny story: Bush to be issued with rubber underpants

Bush to be issued with rubber underpants

Senior Whitehouse officials confirmed yesterday that the President will, in future, be fitted with rubber underpants. The bold move came after an incident in which the President was found to have soiled himself at a top security briefing.
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Funny story: Shevchenko "confidence slump" after failure in barn-door training

Shevchenko "confidence slump" after failure in barn-door training

Chelsea manager, Jose Mourinho, is reported to be sticking with troubled striker Adriy Shevchenko despite the £30 million man's inability to hit a barn-door even once during his hour-long training session at a Staffordshire stable earlier this we...
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Funny story: Former Eastenders star eaten after bush tucker fiasco

Former Eastenders star eaten after bush tucker fiasco

Time was being called on the television programme 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here' after former Eastenders star Dean Gaffney was brutally clubbed to death and eaten.
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Funny story: Thames Valley Brodcaster Webbed Up In Litvinenko Case

Thames Valley Brodcaster Webbed Up In Litvinenko Case

Berkshire commercial radio station 210 FM is desperate to disassociate itself from the Polonium 210 Litvinenko affair.
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Funny story: WWE Star Reaches Rock Bottom With Little Kev

WWE Star Reaches Rock Bottom With Little Kev

All little nine year old Kevin Plodd wanted to do was meet his hero WWE wrestling legend 'The Rock'. So imagine his excitement when he heard that the great man was going to appear at Wembley Arena in that there London.
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Funny story: Mysterious Panty Dissolving Bacteria Permeates Hollywood - Explains Britney's pantless situation

Mysterious Panty Dissolving Bacteria Permeates Hollywood - Explains Britney's pantless situation

Scientists and biologists from the CDC (Center for Disease Control) recently located the source of a bizarre phenomena afflicting personalities and celebrities in and around the Hollywood area.
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Funny story: Darth Vader spits on pavement: handed £200 fine

Darth Vader spits on pavement: handed £200 fine

The Empire's deadliest agent, Darth Vader, was today handed a £200 fine by Kirklees Metropolitan Borough Council after he was caught on CCTV "spitting" in the streets of Huddersfield.
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Funny story: Charlie Brown Issues In New Jazz Age

Charlie Brown Issues In New Jazz Age

Piano teachers across America have reported a surge in the amount of children that are signing up for music lessons. Ever since the Charlie Brown Christmas Special aired for the 46th consecutive year last week, kids of all ages have been signing up f...
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Funny story: Britney Spears touts new product

Britney Spears touts new product

Britney Spears announced Sunday that she'd be distributing a new line of creamers through a popular chain of coffee shops.
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