Funny story: Internet subliminals are the ultimate male contraceptive

Internet subliminals are the ultimate male contraceptive

London - (Associated Mess): Cyberspace geeks working on new wi-fi solutions for tracking parole absconders have stumbled upon what may prove to be the ultimate male contraceptive: a subliminal 'pop-up' image of non-anaesthetic vasectomy that...
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Funny story: Following Michael Richards' "N-word" Incident, FDA Warns: Salty Crackers Hazardous to Health

Following Michael Richards' "N-word" Incident, FDA Warns: Salty Crackers Hazardous to Health

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In the wake of Michael Richards' infamous "N-word" incident, the United States Food and Drug Administration has issued a new warning: salty crackers may be hazardous to your health.
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Funny story: NYPD Runs out of Ammunition

NYPD Runs out of Ammunition

The New York Police Department (NYPD) has announced yesterday, it has run out of ammunition. Police Commissioner Raymond W. Kelly lamented on this sad development last night during a Police Commendation ceremony that took place at the Kalua Cabaret,...
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Funny story: House prices crash as Mandy moves to Primrose Hill

House prices crash as Mandy moves to Primrose Hill

London - (Associated Mess): The National Association of Real Estate Floggers has warned that a house price crash is imminent in the prestigious leafy residential North London enclave of Primrose Hill following reports that EU Commissioner for Trade P...
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Funny story: Nation's best loved Veteran Star was no more than a Filthy Scumbag Traitorous Piece of Rubbish

Nation's best loved Veteran Star was no more than a Filthy Scumbag Traitorous Piece of Rubbish

Ten years after his death, The Spoof can now exclusively reveal the astonishing double life that was being led by Nation's favourite funny man Billy Wembley.
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Funny story: Britney Spears Bombshell: Split With K-Fed Over Saddam Hussein

Britney Spears Bombshell: Split With K-Fed Over Saddam Hussein

(Los Angeles--CA) Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, the love that was to last for eternity, or at least for another season of Chaotic, couldn't make it past the shelf life of the average Twinkie. But today Britney Spears told reporters why. The...
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Funny story: Blair pleading with creditors not to call in loans

Blair pleading with creditors not to call in loans

London - (Associated Mess): As he stands outside a Whitehall, SW1 Cash Pervertors outlet clutching the ubiquitous black plastic sack full of pawnable looted Downing Street objets d'art, the Prime Monster's blind trust portfolio bagman Lord Le...
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Funny story: Is 13 Year Old Welsh Schoolboy the Next Gordon Ramsay?

Is 13 Year Old Welsh Schoolboy the Next Gordon Ramsay?

In a sensational heart-warming tale The Spoof has learnt of schoolboy Reece Jenkins from the Rhonda Valley in Wales and his amazing lunch-time haute cuisine cooking escpades.
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Funny story: Rumsfeld Brought In To Help The UK Taxman

Rumsfeld Brought In To Help The UK Taxman

"As we know, there are known knowns. And there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns. That is to say we know there are some things we do not know, but there are also unknown unknowns, the ones we don't know we...
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Funny story: Unborn Child Served With ASBO

Unborn Child Served With ASBO

In what's believed to be the first incident of its kind we can report that an unborn foetus has been served with an ASBO. Belfryshire Council has today applied to Magistrates to sanction the extraordinary move.
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Funny story: Stars Desperate for Orphan Kids

Stars Desperate for Orphan Kids

African adopted babies have become the latest 'must have' accessory this Christmas for the stars. Following on from Madonna et al, adoption homes in Britain are reporting that significant numbers of British kids are being left on the...
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Funny story: Ambulance Chasers Look for Clients in Nightclubs

Ambulance Chasers Look for Clients in Nightclubs

The Michael Richards controversy ("Kramer" may be sued by offended hecklers) illustrates what savvy attorneys have known for some time. In the hunt for clients, going clubbing is so much more profitable and fun than chasing down ambulances...
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Funny story: Pamela Anderson, Kid Rock Divorce Tour Is On

Pamela Anderson, Kid Rock Divorce Tour Is On

...And on and on. When the couple was married at several different ceremonies in a number of locations several months ago, wedding planners rejoiced because of the boost to their industry.
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Funny story: Radical! News Wire Boldly Terms 1861-65 Yank-Reb Conflict "Civil War"

Radical! News Wire Boldly Terms 1861-65 Yank-Reb Conflict "Civil War"

APPOMATTOX, VA, April 9, 1865 -- Northern U.S. news outlets have resisted calling the conflict between the states a "civil war," in order to avoid undue public alarm.
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Funny story: OJ Simpson Hot on Trail of Murderer

OJ Simpson Hot on Trail of Murderer

US News reports that Simpson has 4 prime suspects in the murder of his wife Nicole and her friend Ron. He found two of the suspects on the boca ratan golf course, both of them are caddies. OJ explained the reason he golfs so much is he believes the c...
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Funny story: Scientists Discover Separate Universe in School System

Scientists Discover Separate Universe in School System

ANYTOWN, USA-Scientists today discovered a separate universe in schools across the country. The five-year study confirmed what scientists and many local PTA and teachers have suspected all along that school administrative staff and their offices exis...
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