Funny story: Seinfeld Reruns Will be Edited to Replace Kramer Character Played by Michael Richards

Seinfeld Reruns Will be Edited to Replace Kramer Character Played by Michael Richards

LOS ANGELES - Following the brouhaha ensuing from Michael Richards' comedy club tirade which was richly laced with the "N-word," Sony Pictures Home Entertainment, the Seinfeld series owner and distributor, has announced it will edit the...
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Funny story: National Identity Card Scheme Scrapped in favour of Nectar Rewards Card

National Identity Card Scheme Scrapped in favour of Nectar Rewards Card

It's widely believed in Westminster tonight that the Government intend to announce the shelving of plans to introduce its controversial National identity card scheme.
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Funny story: Britney Spears Declares Sean Preston THE Face of Fast Food

Britney Spears Declares Sean Preston THE Face of Fast Food

(Los Angeles--CA) "The problem with fast food is it needs the right face. Sean Preston Spears (once Federline) is that face." Those were the words of Anne D. Davis, President of the Fast food Alliance Trust (F.A.T.), standing next to celeb...
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Funny story: Baker Hints Iraq Plan Needs Change

Baker Hints Iraq Plan Needs Change

James A. Baker III, the Republican co-chairman of the bipartisan panel reassessing Iraq strategy for President Bush, said that he expected the panel would depart from Mr. Bush's repeated calls to ''stay the course,'' and he stron...
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Funny story: Man with two brains likes mushy peas

Man with two brains likes mushy peas

Following on from last weeks miracle brain surgery in which Martin Peters, 43 from Florida, successfully awoke from surgery which gifted him the use of two brains, he has since been offering us insights into his new life.
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Funny story: Cannibal says human liver tastes like fava beans

Cannibal says human liver tastes like fava beans

UK, Britain: Cannibals across the country are in outrage today at news that one of their number has broken the traditional vow of silence regarding the taste of their prey: humans. Dork Jenkins from East Staffordshire, broke the silent vow by declari...
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Funny story: Naked Britney Spears Close-Mouthed As Emilio Estevez Plans Release of "Bobby" Sprequels

Naked Britney Spears Close-Mouthed As Emilio Estevez Plans Release of "Bobby" Sprequels

LOS ANGELES -- Bouyed by favorable reaction to his film "Bobby," Emilio Estevez has shot and edited a prequel and sequel for release by the December 31 Oscar deadline. Britney Spears is cast in neither.
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Funny story: Murdoch Withdraws G.W "Confession" In Face Of Protests

Murdoch Withdraws G.W "Confession" In Face Of Protests

Media mogul and head of B-Scum-B, Rupert Murdoch has announced the withdrawal of the two-part interview and accompanying book featuring G.W Bush's hypothetical account of how he hoodwinked the American people and his partner Tony Blair into going...
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Funny story: English Club Taken Over By Englishman Shock

English Club Taken Over By Englishman Shock

The footballing world, and specifically a bloke called Kev, was stunned last night by the takeover of East Pudd Utd by last minute bidder Jim Smith, a crisps magnate who was born just two minutes from the team's home ground in Puddington.
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Funny story: Blair Admits That Brown Is a "Knobhead"

Blair Admits That Brown Is a "Knobhead"

Tony Blair, prime minister and shoe fetishist, let slip in an interview yesterday that he thinks his chancellor and likely successor, Gordon Brown, is a "complete knobhead", while secretary for window boxes, Margret Hodge said in a private...
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Funny story: Earthworms - Good or Bad News?

Earthworms - Good or Bad News?

The Spoof has been out and about this week investigating the spate of earthworm sightings that have been reported around the country.
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Funny story: Hey! What's a Matter You?

Hey! What's a Matter You?

Next time you're in Costabucks and you see a man in a white coat putting a probe into the froth on his cappuccino don't be too surprised as he's most likely a man from the Ministry!...
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Funny story: Jesus Christ shot dead by anti-terrorism police

Jesus Christ shot dead by anti-terrorism police

Scotland Yard was yesterday forced to apologise after shooting dead the Second Coming of Our Lord And Saviour, Mr Jesus H Christ.
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Funny story: Ray of Light in Fight Against Crime

Ray of Light in Fight Against Crime

Plucky 'have a go hero' Archibald Crumhorn was today the toast of his home village of Gasper on Stour.
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Funny story: Fears grow for Dubya's wellbeing

Fears grow for Dubya's wellbeing

Fears were today growing for the sanity of American President George W. Bush. Senior aides have become increasingly worried in recent weeks as Dubya has taken to locking himself in his room, playing rap music and shouting at his advisors. Last Tuesda...
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Funny story: Gangs of New Work

Gangs of New Work

Word is reaching the Spoof today about a vicious turf-war that's being fought out in London's East End gangster-ridden heartland.
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Funny story: Orlando Bloom Naked, Paris Hilton Naked Mum As USDA OKs Gene-Spliced Rice: Condi Holds Patent For Mass Production of Cyborg Alter Egos

Orlando Bloom Naked, Paris Hilton Naked Mum As USDA OKs Gene-Spliced Rice: Condi Holds Patent For Mass Production of Cyborg Alter Egos

WASHINGTON -- The Department of Agriculture yesterday proclaimed safe for mass production and civilian use an experimental "cyborg approximation" of Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice.
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Funny story: Airlines Hire Nannies, Installs New iPod's, DVD Players For Holidays

Airlines Hire Nannies, Installs New iPod's, DVD Players For Holidays

NEW YORK-Airlines today began gearing up for the holiday season by hiring nannies and installing new iPods, DVDs and CD players in their seats. Because of the high rate of divorce, many children will be sent on airlines alone to visit spouses often l...
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Funny story: Jagshemash, Sesame Street!

Jagshemash, Sesame Street!

In a move by Sesame Workshop to get parents more interested in the programs their children watch, Sacha Baron Cohen's character, Borat, will place his daughter into the care of the Muppets of Sesame Street. The announcement was first see...
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Funny story: Lament of the Broken River Guide

Lament of the Broken River Guide

There are two sides to every profession the side you like and the one of digression...
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Funny story: Cherie: UK press is drinking at the last chance saloon

Cherie: UK press is drinking at the last chance saloon

London - (Associated Mess): The Prime Monster's wife Cherry Bush QC has slammed British journalists as the scum of the earth after reports that the Daily Fascist and its sister paper The Fascist on Sunday were taking an unusually cynical line abo...
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Funny story: Vatican slams pregnant teenage star of The Nativity Story

Vatican slams pregnant teenage star of The Nativity Story

Vatican City - (ReUterus & Associated Mess): It's a familiar plot: an unmarried teenage girl gets unexpectedly pregnant and is condemned by religious patriarchs as an immoral slut.
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Funny story: Two Hours on The Tannahwa

Two Hours on The Tannahwa

All it takes is one short night in front of your television set...
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Funny story: Satire Wars Begin in Cyberspace

Satire Wars Begin in Cyberspace

CYBERSPACE - It was reported today in cyberspace by undisclosed news sources that a band of small planets known as The Socialists Coalition for Public and Free Satire (SCPFS) has declared war on the evil empire, the Onion. For the first time ever, wa...
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