KALAMAZOO (Reuters) -- NewYou Inc. is a new organ replacement company which offers several innovative therapies based on adult stem cell research.
House of Lords, London - (ReUterus & Associated Mess): An official royal Whore on Terra State Visit to the United States is in the pipeline for next year according to plans laid out before Parliament in the Queen's Speech today.
SAN ANTONIO (The Surreal Press) - When John Hanks, San Antonia resident and carpenter, arrived at work early yesterday morning he found his job had been stolen during the night. According to security tapes an unknown man entered the residential cons...
STORRS, Conn. - ESPN has bought the rights to ABC's Dancing with the Stars and will immediately begin broadcasting it in place of Monday Night Football, says ESPN president George Bodenheimer.
SACRAMENTO, Calif. - Elbert Stuckey of Vacaville, California, knew his PDA was missing -- but he didn't know where it had gone, and he didn't know what would happen while the thieves had it. Elbert, one of the fortunate few, got his electron...
FOX, in a bold move which will either send their ratings sky-rocketing into the stratosphere or get them slapped with a half billion dollar FCC fine hired Janet Jackson to perform live at next year's Super Bowl half-time show.
Jersey City, NJ -- Ever ready to take advantage of a competitor's woes, Big Pharma has announced a "new" Aspirin tablet that will be loaded up with micro-magnets.
* The late show top ten list
* Paul Schafer
* Chronic cirrhosis
* Loves too much
* Bill Oreilly felafel'd his funny bone
* CBS owned by reptillian-like creatures with no sense of humour
* He doesn't tell jokes, he just says things, and people laugh cause there stupid
* The cbs orchestra not a real orchestra
* Conan and Leno pissed on a...
DURHAM NC--In a scene straight out of the movie, "Patch Adams," or a chapter in Norman Cousin's 1979 seminal classic, Anatomy of An Illness, doctors at Duke and UNC Hospitals have begun prescribing satire to patients with termina...
"i've HAD'd it wif MAMA!" 14 month old Sean Federline told one of the developers of Sony's new Baby Translator now being test marketed in Japan. Ethan Stone, demonstrating Sony's groundbreaking device at LA...