There were 423 spoof news stories published in November 2006. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to Adopt Britney Spears' Kids

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to Adopt Britney Spears' Kids

LOS ANGELES (UPI) -- After the uproar raised over Madonna's adoption of 13-month old David from the impoverished country of Malawi, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have abandoned their plan of adopting an Indian baby and instead have filed to adopt...
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Funny story: Mysterious Panty Dissolving Bacteria Permeates Hollywood - Explains Britney's pantless situation

Mysterious Panty Dissolving Bacteria Permeates Hollywood - Explains Britney's pantless situation

Scientists and biologists from the CDC (Center for Disease Control) recently located the source of a bizarre phenomena afflicting personalities and celebrities in and around the Hollywood area.
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Funny story: Election Results Show Some Surprises

Election Results Show Some Surprises

While most election stories will focus on the two major parties gains or losses in Governor, Senate, and House races, this article will focus on some of the other issues being voted on at the polls.
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Funny story: Seinfeld Actor Michael Richards Utters "N" Word, Oxford Dictionaries Investigate

Seinfeld Actor Michael Richards Utters "N" Word, Oxford Dictionaries Investigate

OXFORD, England - Editors at the Oxford Dictionary of English worked late into the night all weekend to determine definitively what "N" word former Seinfeld actor Michael Richards said during a performance last Friday.
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Funny story: Katie Holmes Denies Anal Bleaching. Tom Cruise Turns The Other Cheek.

Katie Holmes Denies Anal Bleaching. Tom Cruise Turns The Other Cheek.

(Los Angeles, CA) Courtney Cox, Lara Flynn Boyle and now Katie Holmes? Yesterday, Defamer.com posted a picture of a bleached anus, captioned: "Katie Holmes". The matter would have pooped out there if a Star reporter hadn't snapped a pi...
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Funny story: Faith Hill's Confession: I Just Wanted to get Kanye West's Attention

Faith Hill's Confession: I Just Wanted to get Kanye West's Attention

LONDON - Faith Hill now says her much televised, much talked about but inaudible scream, was just a cry for attention - from Kanye West.
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Funny story: K-Fed Starts Auction of Britney Sex Tape

K-Fed Starts Auction of Britney Sex Tape

LOS ANGELES (AP) - Estranged hubby Kevin Federline has reportedly started an online auction of a videotape he took having sex with Britney Spears.
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Funny story: Naked Spears Mum as Rabbi Reverses Mormon Baptism of Dead Jews

Naked Spears Mum as Rabbi Reverses Mormon Baptism of Dead Jews

WASHINGTON, DC -- Rabbi Jacob Baer stood before his congregation at Temple Sinai on Military Road yesterday morning, poised to perform a ritual that he had perfected just hours before. On a long table before him were a silver bowl, a small dark blue...
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Funny story: Candid Yams Contain a Natural Form of Truth Serum, Scientists Say

Candid Yams Contain a Natural Form of Truth Serum, Scientists Say

PALO ALTO, Calif. -- Scientists at Leland Stanford Junior University announced today a discovery that may explain why so many Thanksgiving dinners go downhill so fast and end so unpleasantly.
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Funny story: Murdoch Releases Titles Considered for O.J. Simpson Book

Murdoch Releases Titles Considered for O.J. Simpson Book

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Rupert Murdoch, owner of ReganBooks, publisher of O.J. Simpson's how-I-murdered-my-wife book titled "If I Did It", has bowed to public pressure and released the titles that were first considered but later rejected f...
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Funny story: Borat a "Liar, Hoax and Fraud," Investigation Shows

Borat a "Liar, Hoax and Fraud," Investigation Shows

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A classified report from the Department of Homeland Security just given to the Washington Post shows that the deceptions behind Kazakh journalist Sagdiyev Borat's political machinations are much deeper than previously thought...
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Funny story: Faith Hill: I'm No Kanye West; But Then Again Neither is He

Faith Hill: I'm No Kanye West; But Then Again Neither is He

NASHVILLE -- Faith Hill says she's no Kanye West -- but then again he isn't either. The country music superstar says she was "joking" when she screamed "WHAT?" in apparent anger after losing the female vocalist of the yea...
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Funny story: Ducks Upset With Stereotypes

Ducks Upset With Stereotypes

Representatives of the A.D.A., American Duck Association, filed papers stating intent to sue for defamation of character and stereotyping in the World Court.
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Funny story: Dickens's Shocking Sex Stories

Dickens's Shocking Sex Stories

A fresh insight into the shadowy world of Charles Dickens was revealed today when a cache of documents was discovered hidden inside an old writing desk that had come up for auction at Sotheby's.
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Funny story: Britney Spears Declares Sean Preston THE Face of Fast Food

Britney Spears Declares Sean Preston THE Face of Fast Food

(Los Angeles--CA) "The problem with fast food is it needs the right face. Sean Preston Spears (once Federline) is that face." Those were the words of Anne D. Davis, President of the Fast food Alliance Trust (F.A.T.), standing next to celeb...
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Funny story: Hitler Pornography Stash Hoax

Hitler Pornography Stash Hoax

British scientists were left red-faced yesterday after extensive tests proved the infamous Hitler Porn Stash is a fake!...
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Funny story: Snow White charged in "Dumpty" murder

Snow White charged in "Dumpty" murder

Never, Never Land - Snow White, legendary storybook character, was indicted today on first-degree murder charges. The victim named in the case was another popular story character, Humpty Dumpty. Detectives opened the cold case, after advances in fo...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Pregnant Again

Britney Spears Pregnant Again

Britney Spears, former pop queen and media personality, has announced that she is expecting another child (her fifth in the last two years). The musician/actress and her husband, Kevin Federline, are reported to be excited by the news.
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Funny story: Seinfeld Reruns Will be Edited to Replace Kramer Character Played by Michael Richards

Seinfeld Reruns Will be Edited to Replace Kramer Character Played by Michael Richards

LOS ANGELES - Following the brouhaha ensuing from Michael Richards' comedy club tirade which was richly laced with the "N-word," Sony Pictures Home Entertainment, the Seinfeld series owner and distributor, has announced it will edit the...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Bombshell: Split With K-Fed Over Saddam Hussein

Britney Spears Bombshell: Split With K-Fed Over Saddam Hussein

(Los Angeles--CA) Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, the love that was to last for eternity, or at least for another season of Chaotic, couldn't make it past the shelf life of the average Twinkie. But today Britney Spears told reporters why. The...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Disconsolate over Divorce Holds Hollywood Celebrity Christmas Food & Fun Event

Britney Spears Disconsolate over Divorce Holds Hollywood Celebrity Christmas Food & Fun Event

HOLLYWOOD -- Britney Spears, still disconsolate over the dissolution of her marriage to Kevin Federline, has decided not to wallow in her sorrow but to go to work for the betterment of the world, especially its lesser beings, says Lynne Spears, Britn...
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Funny story: Diana Fountain 'modelled on Dead Sea Scrolls latrine'

Diana Fountain 'modelled on Dead Sea Scrolls latrine'

London - (Associated Mess): The mysteries of the crystal healing waters of the Diana, Princess of Wales Memorial Fountain were revealed today at a Dead Sea Scrolls conference convened by the Royal Geographical Society, which has described how the Hyp...
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Funny story: Chinese Submarine on Secret Sex Mission

Chinese Submarine on Secret Sex Mission

It was red faces all around again for British security forces when it was announced yesterday that a Chinese nuclear submarine had been monitoring Parliament for the last six months. The sub had apparently been submerged in the River Thames, adjacent...
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Funny story: Oprah Slaps the Living Crap Out of Clay Aiken

Oprah Slaps the Living Crap Out of Clay Aiken

Clay Aiken, MISTAKENLY thinking that he could shush Oprah Winfrey the way he did Kelly Rippa of Regis And Kelly found out the hard way which star in the heavens shines the brightest when he woke up in a New York City ICU unit asking for mama...
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Funny story: Prince Harry Dumped - Chelsy Can't Cop the Carrot Top

Prince Harry Dumped - Chelsy Can't Cop the Carrot Top

KwaZulu-Natal Province, South Africa - "His ginger hair and freckles make me puke, it's over between us", a seemingly tipsy Chelsy Davy was heard slurring as she lurched out of a wine bar on Thursday night, supported by a handsome black...
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Funny story: Dylan Sets Record Straight About "Subterranean Homesick Blues"

Dylan Sets Record Straight About "Subterranean Homesick Blues"

AUGUSTA GA--Bob Dylan recently admitted that he wrote the song, "Subterranean Homesick Blues" after hiring a golf pro to help him with his game. He blamed the counter culture of the 60's for changing the lyrics in order to serve their a...
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Funny story: Orlando Bloom Naked, Paris Hilton Naked Mum As USDA OKs Gene-Spliced Rice: Condi Holds Patent For Mass Production of Cyborg Alter Egos

Orlando Bloom Naked, Paris Hilton Naked Mum As USDA OKs Gene-Spliced Rice: Condi Holds Patent For Mass Production of Cyborg Alter Egos

WASHINGTON -- The Department of Agriculture yesterday proclaimed safe for mass production and civilian use an experimental "cyborg approximation" of Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice.
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Funny story: Charlize Theron to Play Oprah Winfrey in Bio Pic

Charlize Theron to Play Oprah Winfrey in Bio Pic

Chicago, IL - Oprah Winfrey's representative Gail King has issued the following statement, "I, Gail King, Oprah's best friend, announces that Charlize Theron will play Oprah in the upcoming HARPO Produced autobiographical movie, My Best...
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Funny story: McDonalds Follows KFC in using Healthier Frying Methods

McDonalds Follows KFC in using Healthier Frying Methods

Last week, giant chicken chain KFC announced their intentions to begin frying their foods in a healthier oil. Not to be outdone, other fast food restaurants have jumped on the bandwagon. McDonalds, the largest of these, has announced plans to begin...
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Funny story: Gluttons Monopolize World Supply of Red Wine and Red Grapes

Gluttons Monopolize World Supply of Red Wine and Red Grapes

It all started with a recent research study showing that a chemical called resveratrol, which is contained in red wine and red grapes, can offset some of the effects of gluttony. Researchers say that the glutton who ingests resveratrol will still b...
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Funny story: Mr. Bean Joins Dating Service

Mr. Bean Joins Dating Service

LONDON-Sources say that the lovable enigma, Mr. Bean joined a dating service yesterday in a move to improve his love life and "stir things up a bit." It was reported that the mysterious man joined Wretch.com because he had grown ti...
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Funny story: Rutgers & Boise State to Meet in Unwanted Bowl

Rutgers & Boise State to Meet in Unwanted Bowl

There are only four undefeated, untied teams in major college football and one will fall this week as #1 Ohio State faces #2 Michigan. The other two programs, however, are like Rodney Dangerfield as they "don't get no respect."...
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Funny story: Senfeld: "I'm sorry for what Kramer said but don't lynch him just yet!"

Senfeld: "I'm sorry for what Kramer said but don't lynch him just yet!"

Jerry Seinfield, on-screen neighbor of Kramer (Micheal Richards) told Seinfeld fans after Richards (Kramer) 'went plum looney' in a comedy club and all but donned a KKK robe and burned a cross in the middle of the comedy club singing KUNTE KI...
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Funny story: Cor Blimey! Is Van Dyke's The Worst Cockney Accent Of All Time?

Cor Blimey! Is Van Dyke's The Worst Cockney Accent Of All Time?

In a surprise move veteran American actor Dick Van Dyke is being drafted in as voice coach for the West End Version of BBC's 'Eastenders the Musical'.
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Funny story: OJ Simpson Finally Confesses: Ghostwriter Killed Nicole Brown and Ronald Goldman

OJ Simpson Finally Confesses: Ghostwriter Killed Nicole Brown and Ronald Goldman

MIAMI - O.J. Simpson has finally told the whole truth about the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman - now that he knows it - confessing that the ghostwriter for his ill-fated "If I Did It" book and interview project is the on...
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Funny story: Ashton and Demi Split - The 'Rumer' Was True!

Ashton and Demi Split - The 'Rumer' Was True!

Hollywood CA - The Hollywood set are reeling after confirmation that Ashton and Demi are indeed splitting. For weeks the buzz has been that explosive pictures had caused a rift between the Harold and Maude style couple.
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Funny story: Janet Jackson to Play Super Bowl XLI

Janet Jackson to Play Super Bowl XLI

FOX, in a bold move which will either send their ratings sky-rocketing into the stratosphere or get them slapped with a half billion dollar FCC fine hired Janet Jackson to perform live at next year's Super Bowl half-time show.
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Funny story: Stanley Cup Bigger than World Cup, Contends NHL; FIFA Protests

Stanley Cup Bigger than World Cup, Contends NHL; FIFA Protests

EDMONTON, Alberta, Canada -- The National Hockey League, which is apparently unaware that Canada is not part of the United States, or vice versa, today presented indisputable evidence from a study in the making for the last three months show...
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Funny story: NBA, NFL, NHL, MLB, PGA and NASCAR Stars Compete for "World's Sexiest Trophy Wife"

NBA, NFL, NHL, MLB, PGA and NASCAR Stars Compete for "World's Sexiest Trophy Wife"

NEW YORK - A coalition of major sports leagues are set to produce the largest professional cross-sports competition ever, "The World's Sexiest Trophy Wife." Sports historians say this is possibly the first step in creating a cross-sports Olympics f...
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Funny story: Dylan to take his theme time radio show on the road

Dylan to take his theme time radio show on the road

Sources at Columbia Records have revealed that legendary singer songwriter Bob Dylan will be taking his radio show on the road next year. Only registered users of the Internet Bob Dylan Forum, the dylanpool will be graced with this one in a lifetime...
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Funny story: Kellie Pickler Proves Music Critics and Industry Executives Correct

Kellie Pickler Proves Music Critics and Industry Executives Correct

LOS ANGELES - American Idol loser Kellie Pickler is providing just what higher ups in the music industry and academia have been waiting for: vindication.
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Funny story: Donut Maker, Krispy Kreme, Reveals Real Identity

Donut Maker, Krispy Kreme, Reveals Real Identity

WINSTON SALEM - Krispy Kreme Donuts revealed today that it's real name, Krispy Kreme Krullers, or KKK was dropped back in the 1930's after marketers were trying to break into new southern markets and discovered that the South was fonder of ea...
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Funny story: Fake Celebrity Farm Exposed

Fake Celebrity Farm Exposed

There was a shock revelation in entertainment circles today as three of our most vapid, vacant, mediocre, and therefore most photographed and well liked, celebrities show that there's more to them than meets the eye.
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Funny story: Britney Spears: No Longer Dr. Jekyll or Mrs. Hyde Because of Fed-Ex Sex Tape

Britney Spears: No Longer Dr. Jekyll or Mrs. Hyde Because of Fed-Ex Sex Tape

LONDON - Britney Spears, is she the pristine clean little pop cutie, just one step removed from the Mickey Mouse Club? Or is she the very partially clad seductress displayed on magazine covers everywhere, and soon appearing in an X-rated romp near y...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Files Divorce Papers

Britney Spears Files Divorce Papers

Just two months after the birth of their second child, former pop princess and Mickey Mouse Clubber Britney Spears has filed for divorce from her husband, pseudo rapper and wanna be actor Kevin Federline.
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Funny story: "Super Beavers" Terrorizing N.C. Suburbs May Be Sex-Starved Women

"Super Beavers" Terrorizing N.C. Suburbs May Be Sex-Starved Women

CHAPEL HILL, N.C. -- The "Super Beavers" felling trees and slapping tail in suburb Raleigh are probably sex-starved women, according University of North Carolina researchers.
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Naked, Baseball, Crime, Iraq, and Free Range Chickens

Paris Hilton Naked, Baseball, Crime, Iraq, and Free Range Chickens

BALTIMORE, WASHINGTON, LOS ANGELES, BOSTON -- (MAY 3, 2007) Baseball met bedlam in Baltimore yesterday as the Oriels beat the Red Sox 2-0 while a mob torched eight square blocks of row houses near Fells Point, about two miles from Camden yards stadiu...
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Funny story: PlayStation 3 Release Delayed Until After Christmas

PlayStation 3 Release Delayed Until After Christmas

FOSTER CITY, Calif. - With the scheduled release only a couple of days away, Sony Computer Entertainment America has announced a delay in the introduction of the new PlayStation 3 in the United States and Great Britain until mid-January 2007.
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Funny story: Vatican slams pregnant teenage star of The Nativity Story

Vatican slams pregnant teenage star of The Nativity Story

Vatican City - (ReUterus & Associated Mess): It's a familiar plot: an unmarried teenage girl gets unexpectedly pregnant and is condemned by religious patriarchs as an immoral slut.
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Funny story: Saddam Hussein Chooses Alternate Execution Method, Death by Chocolate

Saddam Hussein Chooses Alternate Execution Method, Death by Chocolate

Thanks to leniency by the Iraqi court Saddam Hussein will not only live another day but will also get to choose an alternate method of going to meet Allah. When presented with such creative suggestions as getting eaten by Jackals, sl...
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Funny story: Naked Britney Spears Close-Mouthed As Emilio Estevez Plans Release of "Bobby" Sprequels

Naked Britney Spears Close-Mouthed As Emilio Estevez Plans Release of "Bobby" Sprequels

LOS ANGELES -- Bouyed by favorable reaction to his film "Bobby," Emilio Estevez has shot and edited a prequel and sequel for release by the December 31 Oscar deadline. Britney Spears is cast in neither.
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Funny story: After Cutting Off Paul McCartney, Heather Mills Has More Amputations Planned

After Cutting Off Paul McCartney, Heather Mills Has More Amputations Planned

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. - Heather Mills McCartney stunned the world and TV host Dayna Devon, when she said: "I would rather someone come up and chop off all my limbs than go through what I went through." Mills offered her candid observations as...
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Funny story: Blair and Bush Send Mel Gibson to Rescue Tom Cruise, Madonna from Heresy

Blair and Bush Send Mel Gibson to Rescue Tom Cruise, Madonna from Heresy

LONDON - Many have suspected that we were in a new Crusade, with the West imposing its values and religion on the East, and with the Holy Land as the battleground. Documents smuggled out of 10 Downing Street, and given to Dan Rather, say it's so...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Vows Celibacy - Mel Gibson Apologizes For It?

Paris Hilton Vows Celibacy - Mel Gibson Apologizes For It?

(Los Angeles-CA) At a press conference held in front of the New York City's temple Rodolph Shalom, Paris Hilton, part time celebrity and full time masturbation fodder to scores of Internet surfing 12 year old males, announced, "I will not ha...
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Funny story: Heather Mills' Estranged Leg Breaks Silence

Heather Mills' Estranged Leg Breaks Silence

Beleaguered ex-Beatle Paul McCartney has gained an unusual ally in his acrimonious divorce battle - his wife's estranged leg.
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Funny story: Burger King Seeks to Add Pot Burgers to Menu

Burger King Seeks to Add Pot Burgers to Menu

Due to the increased business of the Burger King location that served marijuana laced whoppers to two policemen, Burger King Corporation has announced plans to make this a regular menu item.
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Funny story: Donald Rumsfeld Quits to Look After Britney Spears' Dogs

Donald Rumsfeld Quits to Look After Britney Spears' Dogs

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - In a surprise move, US Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, 74, has resigned "in order to look after the dogs" of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline during their messy divorce proceedings.
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Funny story: Awesome Jupiter to wreak Thanksgiving havoc for Panspermia's Cult of the Snake

Awesome Jupiter to wreak Thanksgiving havoc for Panspermia's Cult of the Snake

Constellation of Sagittarius, Southern Hemisphere/Milky Way - (ReuterUs): They came at the dawn of time from the arsehole end of the universe, the Constellation of Ophiuchus - also known as Serpentarius - which gave them their adopted name of the Cul...
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Funny story: Michelle Wie Inducted into World Golf Hall of Fame

Michelle Wie Inducted into World Golf Hall of Fame

KOCHI, Japan - Depressed and disheartened after she missed the cut for the 11th time in 12 professional men's events, after a nervous 80 left her at 17-over par at the Casio World Open, Michelle Wie got a little something to cheer her up: induct...
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Funny story: 60 Minutes Anchor Ed Bradley Dies at 65

60 Minutes Anchor Ed Bradley Dies at 65

Ed Bradley, reporter for the CBS Newsmagazine 60 minutes, passed away due to complications from leukemia. Bradley had been with the show for over 25 years and was the only reporter to interview Oklahoma City bomber Timothy McVeigh before his executi...
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Funny story: Blaine finally disappears up own arse: Critics praise latest trick

Blaine finally disappears up own arse: Critics praise latest trick

Modern day Gandalf and attention seeker, David "nothing up my sleeves" Blaine, is set to pull off his most amazing stunt yet by actually disappearing up his own arse.
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Funny story: Tom Cruise bizarre double life revealed

Tom Cruise bizarre double life revealed

The bizarre life of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes has finally been revealed by a former employee.
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Funny story: Heather Mills Bids to be Recognised as Fifth Beatle

Heather Mills Bids to be Recognised as Fifth Beatle

Yoko Ono has been drawn into the vicious divorce spat between Sir Paul and Lady Heather Mills McCartney. John Lennon's widow is reported to be furious at reports that Sir Paul is considering offsetting a proportion of any future divorce settlemen...
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Funny story: Michael Richards Calls Kim Jong-Il a 2 bit blankety blank 4 Foot Leaping Gnome

Michael Richards Calls Kim Jong-Il a 2 bit blankety blank 4 Foot Leaping Gnome

International tensions peaked today after Cozmo Kramer (Michael Richards) went off on yet another tirade in a Denny's restaurant after his over-easy eggs weren't delivered as over-easily as he (Richards) liked them. Spewing not only racial bu...
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Funny story: Sat nav told me to kill fiance, court told

Sat nav told me to kill fiance, court told

A GLOUCESTERSHIRE man charged with the murder of his teenage Mexican fiance has claimed he was only following the instructions of his satelite navigation system.
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Funny story: Buzz Lightyear Announces He Will Make a Bid for the U.S. Presidency

Buzz Lightyear Announces He Will Make a Bid for the U.S. Presidency

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In the vacuum created as Jon Stewart and Steven Colbert each declined attempts to be drafted to run for the presidency of the United States in 2008, Buzz Lightyear has declared he is jumping into the void.
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Funny story: Monkey Training Program Adapted for Footballers.

Monkey Training Program Adapted for Footballers.

Following the success of a training program designed to teach orangutans how to survive when taken from captivity and placed back in the wild, the Thailand-based trainers have modified the sessions to work in reverse; for footballers.
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Funny story: Milwaukee man tries to define "Perky Breasts", arrested on charges of lewd gesturing

Milwaukee man tries to define "Perky Breasts", arrested on charges of lewd gesturing

A Milwaukee man, Gerard Clemens, was arrested this morning by local police during an alledged attempt to explain to his neighbor exactly what he meant by "your wife has beautifully perky breasts". Clemens is yet to release a statement from...
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Funny story: Britney Spears touts new product

Britney Spears touts new product

Britney Spears announced Sunday that she'd be distributing a new line of creamers through a popular chain of coffee shops.
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Funny story: Donald Trump to launch his own video games console

Donald Trump to launch his own video games console

For years Nintendo, Sega, Sony and recently Microsoft, have battled to conquer the videogame industry. Although Sega has fallen from grace, the three "big ones" are continuing their success with their new releases.
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Funny story: Nude Madonna, Hilton, Spears Mum as Sharon Plans Exorcism, Comeback, Despite Coma

Nude Madonna, Hilton, Spears Mum as Sharon Plans Exorcism, Comeback, Despite Coma

JERUSALEM -- Former Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon has more free time on his hands than he did at the height of his power and there are signs he and his staff are using it to fashion a new image for a political comeback.
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Funny story: Pat Robertson Embraces Islam

Pat Robertson Embraces Islam

M. G. "Pat" Robertson has achieved national and international recognition as a religious broadcaster, philanthropist, educator, religious leader, businessman, and author. He is the founder and chairman of The Christian Broadcasting Network...
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Funny story: Shrek will have live actors

Shrek will have live actors

DreamWorks have announced a breakthrough deal that will see the first live action adaptation of the Shrek franchise.
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Funny story: George Bush Demands Private Viewing of Britney-Kevin Sex Tape

George Bush Demands Private Viewing of Britney-Kevin Sex Tape

WASHINGTON (AP) - President George Bush has declared that the Britney Spears-Kevin Federline sex tape is "a security risk" and has demanded that he and Dick Cheney and other selected Republicans be allowed to view it.
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Funny story: Madonna Blocks Cher from Entering Kenya

Madonna Blocks Cher from Entering Kenya

Cher's low-key pledge to help a Kenyan village may well be blocked by another superstar - Madonna. In an apparent rage at being upstaged in her adoption bid, Madge has bought the East African state to stop her singing rival entering the country.
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Funny story: NYPD Runs out of Ammunition

NYPD Runs out of Ammunition

The New York Police Department (NYPD) has announced yesterday, it has run out of ammunition. Police Commissioner Raymond W. Kelly lamented on this sad development last night during a Police Commendation ceremony that took place at the Kalua Cabaret,...
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Funny story: McDonald's New McRibbit Sandwich Raises Brows

McDonald's New McRibbit Sandwich Raises Brows

Animal rights activists are in an uproar after McDonald's began serving a live frog on a bun. McDonald's countered charges of animal cruelty by pointing out that the frog is first stunned with a McTaser then forced to listen to Barry Manilow...
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Funny story: Hubble Space Telescope Revamped under Direction of Bill O'Reilly

Hubble Space Telescope Revamped under Direction of Bill O'Reilly

Controversial FOX News star Bill O'Reilly has hurled himself into another controversy. His critics are not sure what annoys them more: the fact that he's getting the Hubble telescope revamped or the fact that he's renaming it the "O...
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Funny story: Lady McCartney forgiven by public after limb op

Lady McCartney forgiven by public after limb op

Heather Mills McCartney, estranged wife of former Beatle Sir Paul McCartney, was recovering in hospital last night after having her remaining limbs removed.
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Funny story: New Lord of Rings Director Named

New Lord of Rings Director Named

Lord of the Rings director Peter Jackson has been told he will be replaced by veteran British screen director Gerald Thomas for the next film adaptation of a JRR Tolkien novel.
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Funny story: JK Rowling flees terror cops raid

JK Rowling flees terror cops raid

London (Associated Mess): Serial plagiarist and record-holding self-publicist wannabe-author JK Rowling fled her Kensington mansion early today after being tipped off that the Met's SO19 Serious and Organised Crimes Agency was about to bust her...
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Funny story: Evangelicals regret being such dicks towards Clinton

Evangelicals regret being such dicks towards Clinton

As the world looks on for signs of hypocrisy in the aftermath of the Ted Haggard scandal, many church leaders regret the dickish "holier-than-thou" attitude adopted towards Bill Clinton's lesser indiscretions.
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Funny story: Pope Admits, Bible is "Crap"

Pope Admits, Bible is "Crap"

After taking Sodium Pentathol for a minor surgical procedure and serving three masses with liberal doses of wine, Pope Benedict XVI held a press conference and admitted the Bible is "just a load of crap" and that the Vatican exists only to...
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Funny story: British Sex Study is a Hoax

British Sex Study is a Hoax

LONDON -- The "first comprehensive global study of sexual behaviour" has been determined to be a hoax, say French researchers. The British research found that that married people have the most sex, and there is no firm link between promisc...
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Funny story: Saw III causes 19 people to vomit in cinemas; 3 people die from choking on vomit

Saw III causes 19 people to vomit in cinemas; 3 people die from choking on vomit

In its opening weekend, horror film Saw III has caused multiple cinema incidents. In at least 12 cinemas across the UK and US, the third film in the Saw franchise has been implicated in at least 19 vomit related incidents, along with 3 apparent cases...
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Funny story: Golf Unknown Eclipses Tiger Woods' Grand Slam Win with Single Stroke

Golf Unknown Eclipses Tiger Woods' Grand Slam Win with Single Stroke

NEW YORK - As soon as Tiger Woods won his seventh consecutive PGA Grand Slam of Golf title with a two-stroke victory over Jim Furyk, and was set to enter the 2007 season following a phenomenal string of six straight PGA Tour victories, everyone in go...
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Funny story: Michael Richards to wed Madonna and adopt two African boys.

Michael Richards to wed Madonna and adopt two African boys.

In a bid to atone for his racist tirade at the Laugh Factory, Michael Richards (Seinfeld's Kramer) announced, "Let the healing begin. I will marry Madonna and adopt two African boys." Speaking at a Beverly Hills press conference, Richa...
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Funny story: Bush Refuses to Pardon Thanksgiving Turkey: Condemns "Terrorist" Bird To Death

Bush Refuses to Pardon Thanksgiving Turkey: Condemns "Terrorist" Bird To Death

WASHINGTON -- President Bush prepared to grant the traditional pardon to a gift turkey at the White House yesterday, but abruptly condemned the bird to death, accusing it of terrorism.
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Funny story: Lowe's Introduces Improved Stud-Finder: Detects Jimmie Johnson and Kyle Busch, Not Tony Stewart

Lowe's Introduces Improved Stud-Finder: Detects Jimmie Johnson and Kyle Busch, Not Tony Stewart

MOORESVILLE, N.C. - Lowe's Home Improvement Warehouse announced today that it will be introducing, as the product's exclusive distributor, Zircon Corporation's newest line of stud-detection devices, the Stud-Finder Pro Deluxe.
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Funny story: Following Michael Richards' "N-word" Incident, FDA Warns: Salty Crackers Hazardous to Health

Following Michael Richards' "N-word" Incident, FDA Warns: Salty Crackers Hazardous to Health

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In the wake of Michael Richards' infamous "N-word" incident, the United States Food and Drug Administration has issued a new warning: salty crackers may be hazardous to your health.
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Funny story: Reese Is Going To Pieces

Reese Is Going To Pieces

Somewhere where the walls have ears and light bulbs have eyes - Unconfirmed reports have surfaced that Reese Withspoon, star of screen and disheartening family tragedy, is drowning her sorrows with Pink
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Funny story: Grave twist as Wiccans threaten November 15 hex on White House warmongers

Grave twist as Wiccans threaten November 15 hex on White House warmongers

Washington DC - (Associated Mess): The Wiccans' tombstones fight is getting dirty at the US District Court in Madison and the US Appeals Court in Washington DC as a group of enraged pagans vowed today to hex the hell out of warmongering creationi...
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Funny story: Haggard:"I didn't have to pay"

Haggard:"I didn't have to pay"

Colorado Springs, Colorado - (Associated Mess): The embattled leader of the National Evangelical Association Pastor Ted Haggard has stepped down from his lofty pulpit after hotly refuting allegations that he had to pay for sex with men, claiming he w...
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Funny story: Democrat Mid-Term Election Gains Divide America as the South Secedes

Democrat Mid-Term Election Gains Divide America as the South Secedes

ATLANTA - America is so divided following the electoral shifts in Congress, say two prominent political scientists, the country is literally splitting in two -- as the South secedes again.
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Funny story: Home Schooled Defense: A Letter For the Pubic-schooled

Home Schooled Defense: A Letter For the Pubic-schooled

There's lots of reasons, most are different than mine, for homeschooling your children. Since, it isn't just me who loaths the violence we see everyday on the TV and the mass medium.
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Funny story: Geller says famous psychic led US to Saddam spider hole

Geller says famous psychic led US to Saddam spider hole

Tel Aviv - (Associated Mess): In a rare political interview, the reclusive Israeli spoonbender Uri Geller has told the press that the power of the paranormal led American troops to fugitive Saddam Hussein's hidey-hole bunker.
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Funny story: Pamela Anderson, Kid Rock Divorce Tour Is On

Pamela Anderson, Kid Rock Divorce Tour Is On

...And on and on. When the couple was married at several different ceremonies in a number of locations several months ago, wedding planners rejoiced because of the boost to their industry.
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Funny story: Crist declares Florida to be Largest Gated Senior Community in the World

Crist declares Florida to be Largest Gated Senior Community in the World

TALLAHASSEE,FL - Florida's Governor elect, Charlie Crist announced today that he plans to make the State of Florida the "worlds largest gated senior community". Crist's plan includes requiring residents of the state...
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Funny story: George Bush Recants and Condemns Death Verdict for Saddam Hussein

George Bush Recants and Condemns Death Verdict for Saddam Hussein

WASHINGTON (AP)-- President George Bush has about faced, reversing his enthusiasm for the death verdict handed down by his puppet judge in the Iraqi show trial.
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Funny story: Russian spy is victim of bad sushi, not polonium 210

Russian spy is victim of bad sushi, not polonium 210

After days of radioactive scares in London, an embarrassed John Reid, the home secretary, admitted today, "Bad sushi killed Mr. Litvinenko. We should have seen the obvious. Man eats sushi...man dies. But he was a former KGB agent, so investigato...
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