There were 90 spoof news stories published in May 2006. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Walmart Buys Target, Sears, Best Buy and Sony

Walmart Buys Target, Sears, Best Buy and Sony

Walmart in it's continuing quest to put EVERYBODY out of business rolled back the Dow 365 points by going on a wild "Michael Jackson-in a-toy store" drunken sailor on shore leave type insane spending spree yesterday buyi...
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Funny story: Yet Another 110 Year Old Man Killed On Irish Roads

Yet Another 110 Year Old Man Killed On Irish Roads

Ireland- Residents of the small town of Killala, Co Mayo, were left to mourn the tragic death of yet another 110 year old man in a road accident.
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Funny story: Serial Killer Strikes Another Cell Phone User

Serial Killer Strikes Another Cell Phone User

CLIFTON, New Jersey (AP) Clifton Police are investigating a shooting that took place outside a supermarket. "It appears this shooting might be linked to the string of cell phone shootings," said a detective. Since last March, a mysterious gunman has...
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Funny story: Nationwide Pizza Delivery

Nationwide Pizza Delivery

ANN ARBOR, Michigan (May 2006) -- Domino's Pizza (DPZ) announced that it is teaming up with Federal Express (FDX) to provide nationwide pizza delivery. In a move expected to revolutionize the food distribution business, the pies will be assembled on-...
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Funny story: Xena Tipped to be Next Dr Who

Xena Tipped to be Next Dr Who

Lucy Lawless, star of the cult series ‘Xena: Warrior Princess', is the hot favourite to take over the Tardis and become the first ever female Dr Who.
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Funny story: J. Edgar Hoover Investigates Steroid Scandal at Request of Twin Brother Babe Ruth

J. Edgar Hoover Investigates Steroid Scandal at Request of Twin Brother Babe Ruth

Wash., D. C. -- He's back! Thirty-four years after his death, legendary G-man J. Edgar Hoover has returned to his beloved Federal Bureau of Investigation. The Spoof sources (we call them Deeper Throats) within the Bureau report that The Heaven...
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Funny story: White Man Gets Black Face in Transplant Mix-up

White Man Gets Black Face in Transplant Mix-up

New York City -- The reputation of face transplant surgery plummeted yesterday when the Fashion-A-Face Hospital in New York City confirmed the unthinkable. Several months ago, a white man received a black face in a transplant mix-up.
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Funny story: Vatican Displays Bones of Jesus Christ While 'Da Vinci Code' Rakes in $224 Million

Vatican Displays Bones of Jesus Christ While 'Da Vinci Code' Rakes in $224 Million

THE VATICAN (UPI)--Reacting angrily to the $224 million gross worldwide opening of the "The Da Vinci Code" movie, Pope Benedict XVI dismissed its plot of a Catholic cover-up by publicly displaying the bones of Jesus Christ, which he said had been sto...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Buys Helmet for Baby

Britney Spears Buys Helmet for Baby

NEW YORK -- Pop-singer Britney Spears has had her baby fitted for a safety helmet. The 8-month old Sean Preston was seen wearing the light blue head protector as his mother dashed into a waiting taxicab, knocking his head against the roof as she step...
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Funny story: Monsanto Announces Accidental Cross Breeding of Boll Weevil and Chiggers.

Monsanto Announces Accidental Cross Breeding of Boll Weevil and Chiggers.

In a surprise announcement, Monsanto admitted what many have suspected for some time, that their genetically modified crop program is out of control. But unlike the usual complaints of ruined crops and dead farm animals, these complaints involved pe...
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Funny story: David Blaine To Attempt To Break World Record For Most Failed Suicide Attempts In One Week

David Blaine To Attempt To Break World Record For Most Failed Suicide Attempts In One Week

American illusionist David Blaine has announced he will attempt to set a new world record for most failed suicide attempts in the space of one week. The news comes on the back of his failure one week ago to break the world record for longest time spe...
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Funny story: Male Dog Owner Myth Exposed

Male Dog Owner Myth Exposed

The myth of male dog owners being “macho-men” while male cat owners are usually perceived as a little more on the “wimpy” side has been perpetuated for far too long. Through exhaustive interviews, hidden cameras, and down-right good investigative work I have pieced together an earth shattering report dispelling every misconception previously believed on the subject of male dog owners vs. m...
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Funny story: Barrister Wigs May Make a Trans-Atlantic Voyage

Barrister Wigs May Make a Trans-Atlantic Voyage

Wash., D. C. -- As English barristers debate whether to continue the centuries-old tradition of wearing horsehair wigs in court, their American counterparts are considering the adoption of this tradition in the United States. There was reaction on...
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Funny story: God reveals renewable energy source to Pat Robertson

God reveals renewable energy source to Pat Robertson

In a stunning move that promises to reshape the world energy landscape while simultaneously addressing raging cultural-religious problems, God has revealed a bold new energy plan through his chosen earthly mouthpiece, Pat Robertson.
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Funny story: Joy as Pope opens condom factory

Joy as Pope opens condom factory

Vatican City, Thursday 4 May 2006 - (ReUterus & Associated Mess): After many decades of theological schizm, humbuggery and dire Pontifical warnings of hellfire and damnation, Pope Joseph Ratzinger has announced that the Vatican is to open its own...
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Funny story: NAIS Moves from Cows to Illegal Aliens

NAIS Moves from Cows to Illegal Aliens

For several years the U.S. Department of Agriculture has been promoting a program called NAIS, the National Animal Identification System. The program has as its centerpiece the insertion of a RFID chip into every animal located on a farm, moving bet...
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Funny story: Missing Iraq WMD Turn Up In Abandoned Bowling Alley

Missing Iraq WMD Turn Up In Abandoned Bowling Alley

Moline, Indiana -- The unmarked, gunmetal grey 18-wheelers which began a two week period of constant comings and goings in early January, 2003, did arouse the suspicions of some of the residents of the "Grande Finale Trailer Village". The Vill...
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Funny story: Camilla samples Chelsea's Cannabis Sativa garden

Camilla samples Chelsea's Cannabis Sativa garden

London, Monday 22 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): Horticulture fans were stunned today at the start of the 2006 Chelsea Flower Show when VIP visitor Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall was found crashed out in one of the show gardens after sampling one of...
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Funny story: US citizens sneaking into Canada in boxes

US citizens sneaking into Canada in boxes

Thousands of United States citizens have sneaked over the border into Quebec by stowing away in boxes on UPS trucks. They are looking for better paying jobs and are demanding free education, health care, housing, and food stamps from the Canadian go...
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Funny story: Outsourcing Poverty: Bush Announces Plan

Outsourcing Poverty: Bush Announces Plan

Washington DC -- President Bush stunned the nation's capital today by personally announcing at a specially-called news conference the first step in what he characterized as a broad-based effort to both reduce the burgeoning federal deficit and...
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Funny story: Giant elephant trap completes Nostradamus prophecy

Giant elephant trap completes Nostradamus prophecy

London, Friday 5 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): A mechanical pachyderm monster has appeared on the streets of central London today, sparking apocalyptical fear among has-been Tory grandees that the last and most dreaded of the Nostradamus quatrains i...
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Funny story: Volkswagen Wins Race to Hydrogen Fuel Power with New "VW Hindenburg"

Volkswagen Wins Race to Hydrogen Fuel Power with New "VW Hindenburg"

In a move which has rocked the automobile industry to it's foundations, Volkswagen has announced that it is launching a line of hydrogen powered cars years before this technology was expected to reach production. Volkswagen chief executive offic...
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Funny story: Assassinating George Galloway "morally justified" - Tony Blair

Assassinating George Galloway "morally justified" - Tony Blair

London -- (Associated Mess): Downing Street hit back at maverick Euro-Septic Respect Party MP George Galloway today by stating unequivocally that it would be "morally justified" for one of Cherie's personal hit-men to "take out&...
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Funny story: Vatican instructs Catholics on how to view DaVinci Code

Vatican instructs Catholics on how to view DaVinci Code

VATICAN CITY, MAY 25 Pope Benedict XVI today issued a "monitum," described by a Vatican official as "an admonition, guidance for the faithful," detailing how Roman Catholics can watch the hit film The DaVinci Code while minim...
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Funny story: Mavs Lose Game Six; Dirk Rips Teammates, Himself, Existence

Mavs Lose Game Six; Dirk Rips Teammates, Himself, Existence

Dallas, TX, USA - The San Antonio Spurs defeated the Dallas Mavericks Friday night, 91-86, to force a Game Seven showdown in San Antonio. Manu Ginobili and Tim Duncan were a lethal one-two punch for the Spurs, combining for 54 points and 18 rebounds.
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Funny story: Di Caprio Code Controversy Rages On

Di Caprio Code Controversy Rages On

A leading cardinal has urged Christians to take legal action against the best-selling book The Di Caprio Code, along with the recent film adaptation currently attracting enormous crowds at box offices across the world.
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Funny story: Bush Mobilizes Troops for Border Control

Bush Mobilizes Troops for Border Control

Washington, DC -- In a move democrats decry as an attempt to win favor with his conservative base, President George Bush today mobilized The Girl Scouts of America and The Boy Scouts of America to patrol the borders and stem the flow of illegal immig...
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Funny story: President Bush Declares Himself King George I

President Bush Declares Himself King George I

Wash., D. C. -- President George W. Bush's re-habilitation schemes took a startling turn yesterday when he declared that he was re-inventing the U.S. as a monarchy and proclaiming himself King George I of the House of Bush. "I am, after al...
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Funny story: Euan Blair quarantined in London

Euan Blair quarantined in London

London, Saturday 20 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): Tony Blair's eldest son Euan has left his Washington DC internship abruptly and returned back to London for a reported six months period of quarantine and convalescence after compulsory NHS anti-r...
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Funny story: President George W. Bush to militarize the border; ex-Stasi chief praises Bush

President George W. Bush to militarize the border; ex-Stasi chief praises Bush

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, President George W. Bush announced plans to deploy National Guard soldiers to the U.S.-Mexican border. The plan to occupy the border with National Guard troops has the country divided, but the President has at least one...
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Funny story: God Loses Playing At Dice With The Universe

God Loses Playing At Dice With The Universe

RIGEL - Monday, on the as-yet unnamed seventh planet of the giant blue star Rigel, extremely rare circumstances allowing the eventual rise of humanity were set into motion after God, Creator of All Eternity, "lost his robes" at the craps ta...
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Funny story: Customers Confused, Irritated by Troops at Retail Book Store Borders

Customers Confused, Irritated by Troops at Retail Book Store Borders

Ann Arbor, MI -- Security at book retail giant Borders has received a boon from the federal government this week amid calls by President Bush to further strengthen Borders nationwide. At a press conference last week, President Bush announced that he...
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Funny story: Putin Coughs Up Cash For Kids

Putin Coughs Up Cash For Kids

No, he isn't "buying" kids. Not exactly. Faced with the problem of declining birth rates in Russia, Vladimir Putin, President of the Russian Federation, announced that the government will provide cash incentives for couples to have ba...
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Funny story: Pistons Defeat Cleveland Cavaliers in Game 7; Gooden Upset with Life-Switch

Pistons Defeat Cleveland Cavaliers in Game 7; Gooden Upset with Life-Switch

Detroit, Michigan-The recent life-switch of newly re-elected New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin and Cleveland Cavaliers Forward Drew Gooden proved only fruitful for Nagin Sunday, as the Cavaliers were eliminated from their game seven NBA playoff series with...
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Funny story: President Bush starts White House on fire while burning the Constitution

President Bush starts White House on fire while burning the Constitution

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Early this morning, President Bush, Karl Rove and other aides took turns holding lit matches to the Constitution. After the Constitution burned up, the fire quickly spread and the White House is now burning to the ground. Administ...
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Funny story: President Bush authorises the sale of opium to China.

President Bush authorises the sale of opium to China.

Washington, DC -- In an effort to reduce the US trade imbalance with China President Bush has authorised the sale of opium to China. The introduction of opium to the Chinese people is expected to provide the Chinese with a consumer item they must bu...
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Funny story: BT slams mis-spelling

BT slams mis-spelling

Telecoms giant BT has today (Wedendsday) joined wiv influuenshal consumer groups, parliamentarianians and fowsands of UK customers in calling for the tellecoms industry to put an end to the continuing problem of tellecoms mis-spelling.
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Funny story: New Reality Show to Replace Traditional Presidential Election

New Reality Show to Replace Traditional Presidential Election

LOS ANGELES, CA - In an unprecedented collaboration, the United States government has signed on with FOX, Simon Cowell and the producers of American Idol to create a new reality show to find the next President of the United States.
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Funny story: Scottish rubbish dump piano mystery Liberace poser

Scottish rubbish dump piano mystery Liberace poser

Ben Nevis, Scotland; Thursday 18 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): A piano graveyard has been found inside a stone cairn in Scotland's premier rubbish dump, also known as Ben Nevis mountain, leading to speculation that it may be Liberace's mis...
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Funny story: Dick Cheney is in your apartment now

Dick Cheney is in your apartment now

In the most recent of a series of revelations of government instrusions into American private life, reporters at the Baltimore Bee today uncovered that sitting Vice President Richard Bruce Cheney is in your apartment now.
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Funny story: ER For Bush Polls

ER For Bush Polls

Alarmed by sickening poll figures and fearing the upcoming November election, the Bush White House has formulated a prescription for success called: ER For Bush Polls. Though not running for public office, the President's men suspect that the com...
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Funny story: Tetris Causes Cancer - Study

Tetris Causes Cancer - Study

So our worst fears have been confirmed - Tetris does indeed cause cancer. A statistically significant increase in the incidence of malignant tumors, lymphomas and leukemias have been found in laboratory rats forced to play the popular computer puzzle...
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Funny story: McCartneys to Divorce

McCartneys to Divorce

Mrs Mills- McCartney is said to be distraught over the split "He has been my crutch for so long!!" She said in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm stumped"...
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Funny story: Abramoff: "The Midnight Special" is Poodle Brothers' swansong

Abramoff: "The Midnight Special" is Poodle Brothers' swansong

Washington DC - (Associated Mess): In a bravura performance worthy of the ultimate accolade from the American Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, Nobel Peace Prize nominees Tony Blair and George Bush last night blagged their way out of the...
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Funny story: Bush Orders All Birds Shot out of the Sky

Bush Orders All Birds Shot out of the Sky

Alarmed by breaking news of "Bird Flu Armageddon" President Bush declared open war on all fowl, feathered critters and any thing below the clouds with a beak.
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Funny story: Exxon Mobil Attacks US Forces, Continues to Build A-Bombs

Exxon Mobil Attacks US Forces, Continues to Build A-Bombs

WASHINGTON (AP)--Despite findings by US intelligence sources that Exxon Mobil needs only three more months before having nuclear weapons, reports indicate that US military forces are already fighting a clandestine war after being attacked by well-equ...
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Funny story: President George W. Bush says Ex-VA Secretary Anthony Principi is 'proof' the economy is sou

President George W. Bush says Ex-VA Secretary Anthony Principi is 'proof' the economy is sou

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As many Americans are having to pay more than three dollars per gallon at the gas pump, and many more have been priced out of the housing market, President George W. Bush took time to defend his economic policies. The President di...
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Funny story: Expressions from the Mundane

Expressions from the Mundane

Are there certain words or phrases that drive you crazy when spoken? Lame expressions that make you want to scream “Come up with something more original you brain-dead moron!” Here are my top 10 “skin crawlers”.
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Funny story: Lay and Skilling sentenced to 10,000 lashes

Lay and Skilling sentenced to 10,000 lashes

Houston, Texarse - (Associated Mess): The ENRON corruption trial reached a dramatic climax today as the jury in Houston announced a unanimous guilty verdict on defendants Ken Lay and Jeff Skilling, ordering that each should receive 10,000 lashes fo...
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Funny story: Youth Possessed After Reading Dan Brown's Angels and Demons

Youth Possessed After Reading Dan Brown's Angels and Demons

A 23-year-old student whose identity was to be remained anonymous, was apparently possessed after minutes reading Dan Brown's dark, religious and controversial epic Angels and Demons. Suresh Kumar, one of the victim's close friend was actuall...
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Funny story: Drunkenness Splits from Alcohol

Drunkenness Splits from Alcohol

Drunkenness has narrowly voted to secede from its union with Alcohol, results from yesterday's global referendum on substance-abuse say.
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Funny story: Shreds Crisis hits Government

Shreds Crisis hits Government

Controversy returned quite literally to the heads of the UK government last night. Several members of the Cabinet are reported to have fallen victim to a mystery condition known as cropped head syndrome. Leading Paparazzi photographer, Leonard "Lo...
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Funny story: Geraldo to Host TV Special on Seized Contents of Congressman's Office

Geraldo to Host TV Special on Seized Contents of Congressman's Office

Wash., D. C. -- To celebrate the 20th anniversary of his 1986 special on the opening of Al Capone's secret vault, TV personality Geraldo Rivera will be hosting a show to reveal to the world the contents (recently seized by the FBI) from the offi...
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Funny story: Bin Laden Dismisses England Manager Link

Bin Laden Dismisses England Manager Link

World's most wanted terrorist, Osama Bin Laden, yesterday distanced himself from speculation he is ready to take over the England manager post from Sven Goran Erickson.
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Funny story: Bush Taps Phone Line of Wealthy Houston Family

Bush Taps Phone Line of Wealthy Houston Family

WASHINGTON DC (AP) Washington is abuzz with reports that the Bush Administration has instructed the National Security Agency to tap into the phone line of a well-known Houston family. While administration spokespersons initially denied all early repo...
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Funny story: Illegal immigrant found working in Buckingham Palace

Illegal immigrant found working in Buckingham Palace

London, Friday 19 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): One of the worst cases of an illegal immigrant working in the UK after release from prison - and successfully evading deportation back to Siberian salt-mine homelands by using a loophole in the Inhuma...
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Funny story: Iraq, Afghanistan, Somalia Form Coalition to "Bring Anarchy to America".

Iraq, Afghanistan, Somalia Form Coalition to "Bring Anarchy to America".

Representatives from the countries of Iraq, Afghanistan, and Somalia have finalized an agreement in which they agree to work together to "bring anarchy to America". These nations, some of the world's best known government-less or nearly government-le...
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Funny story: Activists Re-label Those Without Homes

Activists Re-label Those Without Homes

Kalamazoo, MI- The Kalamazoo-based advocacy group, Semantics Matters, has recently taken on the "homeless" label. The group, which in 2005 challenged city officials about their use of the term "water" to describe the local supply of H20, is organizi...
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Funny story: Punch-Counterpunch--New Fall reality Show Hits Airwaves

Punch-Counterpunch--New Fall reality Show Hits Airwaves

A new reality Television show on NBC hits the airwaves with a bang this Fall! This program will "knock your socks off," states one TV critic. Eight of the most obnoxious, pompous Liberals will square off against eight unbearable, arrogant...
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Funny story: New Video Surfaces of Terror Training Camp

New Video Surfaces of Terror Training Camp

Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld announced today the discovery of a new Al Qaeda video with a message believed to be from Osama Bin Laden. The clip--over ten minutes in length--originally surfaced on an obscure radical Islamist website. Judging...
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Funny story: Bush Urges Grads to Serve the Oil Industry and Military

Bush Urges Grads to Serve the Oil Industry and Military

Sillwater, OKLAHOMA (UPI)--President Bush yesterday delivered a commencement address to the 2006 graduating class of Oklahoma State University, urging students to get involved in world war on behalf of rich Republicans like himself and to "serve...
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Funny story: Total Immersion Audio, The Nan.Com.Podd, "It's Just A Shot Away."

Total Immersion Audio, The Nan.Com.Podd, "It's Just A Shot Away."

Las Vegas, Nevada, Nan.Com Convention -- "I've got you under my skin", crooned a generations "Chairman of the Board", little realizing that the Chairman of another generation would bring Frank Sinatra and countless other artis...
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Funny story: GOP to Choose Slate of Half-Wit Politicians

GOP to Choose Slate of Half-Wit Politicians

Washington, D.C. Commentators throughout the civilized world continue to express astonishment at America's lesson in civics: in the United S...
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Funny story: In Defense Of Gold Diggers

In Defense Of Gold Diggers

So where in the bible does it say: Women, go forth and marry the indigent? Every almanac and dictionary published gives information and direction, but never does one add: Ladies, aim for a life of poverty or as Shelly Winters said in the film, A Pla...
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Funny story: Foreign Office Minister Outed as Illegal Immigrant

Foreign Office Minister Outed as Illegal Immigrant

The Government has been hurled into chaos with the astonishing revelation that a junior Foreign Office Minister is an illegal immigrant.
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Funny story: Opus Dei mouthpiece says gays 'carry the Mark of Cain'

Opus Dei mouthpiece says gays 'carry the Mark of Cain'

London, Wednesday 10 May 2006 - (ReUterus & Associated Mess): In her first seminal speech since being promoted by PM Tony Blair to the post of Secretary of State for Homosexuality, Opus Dei flag-bearer Ruth Kelly has confirmed that the Bible'...
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Funny story: Cherie autographs Dodgy Dossier for Bush's Skull 'N' Bones fundraiser

Cherie autographs Dodgy Dossier for Bush's Skull 'N' Bones fundraiser

Downing Street, London SW1 - (ReUterus & Associated Mess): The Prime Minister's official spokesman confirmed this morning that the original copy of the famous 2002 WMD 'Dodgy Dossier' has been autographed by the PM's wife Cherie who...
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Funny story: Moussaoui: 1 America: 0

Moussaoui: 1 America: 0

(APe) Denver. "America, you lost!!" spitefully shouted 9-11 terrorist plotter Zacarias Moussaoui as he was being escorted out of the courtroom after being spared the death penalty.
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Funny story: Congress to Place Internment Camp for Immigrants on Ellis Island

Congress to Place Internment Camp for Immigrants on Ellis Island

Washington D.C. -- When asked how a small internment camp to be placed on Ellis Island will provide a Final Solution to the problem of over 10 million illegal immigrants living in the US, Senator John Ensign (R-NV) is said to have replied,...
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Funny story: White House Calls for Renewed Negotiations with Boston College.

White House Calls for Renewed Negotiations with Boston College.

Earlier this week, numerous faculty members at Boston College, including members of the theology department signed a petition demanding that Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice not receive an honorary degree for speaking at that school's commencement...
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Funny story: Remedial Education Program Sails Through Congress

Remedial Education Program Sails Through Congress

Washington, May 17 The normally squabbling members of Congress from both parties today put aside their differences and quickly passed what Senator John Kerry (D-MA) called a significant legislative initiative in educational reform.
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Funny story: Charles: my duty to help the greedy

Charles: my duty to help the greedy

Clarence House, London 15 May 2006 - (Associated Mess) -- The Pretender to the Mountbatten Throne has insisted it would be "criminally negligent" of him not to help avaricious useless greedy bastards through The Prince's Truss and that...
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Funny story: Hellfire Club's greatest hoaxes, No #666

Hellfire Club's greatest hoaxes, No #666

London, Saturday 13 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): A new exhibition of pictures detailing the life and times of the Queen Mother has gone on display at the Hellfire Club's London gallery located at Conservative Party Central Orifice.
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Funny story: Gibson announces "Day of the Decider"

Gibson announces "Day of the Decider"

Mel gibson is no stranger to controversy. His "Passion of the Christ" titillated the sacred sensitivities of the S and M subcult of contemporary corporate Christianity's core. And they turned out in astonishing numbers. A squeamish libe...
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Funny story: Bush Reluctant to Make English Official U.S. Language, prominent word psychologists may know why

Bush Reluctant to Make English Official U.S. Language, prominent word psychologists may know why

Seemingly at odds with the extreme religious right, to whom he owes so much, President Bush on Saturday once more aired statements that seemed to indicate his continued reluctance to take a firm stand for Engish as the "official" language o...
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Funny story: Abramoff: "Bush and Cheney showered with gifts"

Abramoff: "Bush and Cheney showered with gifts"

Washington DC, Wednesday 17 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): Lawyers acting for jailed DC lobbyist Jack Abramoff have today released their client's list of sweeteners which were allegedly...
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Funny story: Halliburton Fires C.I.A. Chief

Halliburton Fires C.I.A. Chief

Holy cow! Stop the presses. Why did Porter Goss head of C.I.A. and member of the Bush White House get fired? This is the first time anyone is made to walk the plank, and to paraphrase a song title in the Mel Brooks musical The Producers, "Where...
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Funny story: Blair pleads for Irving's freedom at Austria summit

Blair pleads for Irving's freedom at Austria summit

Vienna, Austria - Friday 12 May 2006 (Associated Mess): Tony Blair has joined European leaders in Vienna today in a summit meeting with their Latin American counterparts vowing to make a concerted joint show of strength aimed at extorting the immed...
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Funny story: Nature's mysteries-in the crosshairs of hunters?

Nature's mysteries-in the crosshairs of hunters?

TGN - In April of this year, in the frozen wastelands of Canada's Northwest territories, a never before documented marvel of nature presented itself to humanity: The first grizzly/polar bear hybrid of the wild was discovered. Right before it was prom...
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Funny story: Cameron To Be New 'Dr. Who'

Cameron To Be New 'Dr. Who'

Tory Party Leader Prof. David 'Brylcreem' Cameron is set to become the new 'Dr. Who', the time-travelling BBC Atom-Boffin, it was revealed tomorrow. In a surprise announcement from Conservative Party Central Office, a spokesperson fro...
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Funny story: Another ossified Bonesman for CIA crunch job

Another ossified Bonesman for CIA crunch job

Washington DC, Tuesday 9 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): In yet another act of unparalleled congenital stupidity, US President George Bush Junior has announced the appointment of wily old wiretapping military spook and former fellow Skull 'N'...
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Funny story: Tripoli bombing mastermind returns as US Ambassador

Tripoli bombing mastermind returns as US Ambassador

Washington DC, Tuesday 16 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): The Bush Administration has confirmed this morning that Libya is "overjoyed" at the restoration of diplomatic ties with the United States and is literally gagging for President George...
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Funny story: Spooks say Ratzinger's brother busted

Spooks say Ratzinger's brother busted

London, Wednesday 3 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): Whitehall spook chiefs are in celebratory mood following the Rome capture and indictment of the Pope's lesser known baby brother, the notorious Mafioso godfather Bernardo Provenzano, whose trai...
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Funny story: Abramoff grasses up CIA boss Porter Goss

Abramoff grasses up CIA boss Porter Goss

Washington DC, Saturday 6 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): 'C.I.A. IN FREEFALL!' scream the national headlines in the United States as yet another Bush Administration appointee resigns to "spend more time with my lawyers....er, family&q...
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Funny story: Darling Demotion Denied

Darling Demotion Denied

Ex Blackadder star turned Cabinet Minister, Alistair Darling, yesterday refuted claims that Tony Blair has demoted him in the recent reshuffle. Speaking to members of his family yesterday he said, "I absolutely refute claims that Tony Blair ha...
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Funny story: President Bush Solves Rubik's Cube "Lite" in Under 80 Hours

President Bush Solves Rubik's Cube "Lite" in Under 80 Hours

Rubik Inc, maker of the wildly popular Rubik's Cube last month released a "lite" version of it's mind-boggling squarepants shaped puzzle which the President of the United States solved in less than 2 weeks.
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Funny story: Area Resident Relieved to Learn his Dog Is Not Gay

Area Resident Relieved to Learn his Dog Is Not Gay

SHAKER HEIGHTS, OH - After many traumatic months watching his beloved Labrador Mix Newt mount and thrust into the posterior of other male dogs at the Shaker Heights Dog Park, Doug Stubie was relieved when a fellow dog owner told him that Newt's illic...
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Funny story: "No 10 is our stay-out-of-jail card": Cherie

"No 10 is our stay-out-of-jail card": Cherie

Downing Street, London SWI - Monday 8 May 2006 (Associated Mess): Following feverish speculation in the UK weekend press that Tony Blair's resignation is 'imminent', friends of Cherry Bush QC have insisted that the PM and his wife will white-knuc...
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Funny story: Pentagon Shocker!!

Pentagon Shocker!!

Rummy caught leaking!...
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Funny story: 'Gasser Eels' Found On Mars

'Gasser Eels' Found On Mars

Astronomers at the 'Telescope Jim' Observatory in Tokyo have found evidence of life on Mars. Dr. Hong Plutonium, Head of Looking at the observatory, said that although the evidence was yet to be interpreted in a properly scientific manner, i...
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