Spoof news stories from Thursday 23 March 2006
Hollywood, Ca. - Scientist's have completed an amazing tri-city study to determine, what they are calling "The Dumbness Factor" inherent in blondes.
With America's out of control debt fast spiraling toward a record $9 trillion, President Bush has announced that the United States is seeking debt relief from the World Bank and the IMF.
Any Safe Port In A Nasty Political Storm---An investigative journalist for the National Inquisitor and the Starry Globe has unearthed the ultra secret reasons for the rejection of the Dubai world ports deal by the U.S. Congress.