There were 86 spoof news stories published in June 2006. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Ohio Officials Bust Amish Farmer for Selling "Milk Raw"

Ohio Officials Bust Amish Farmer for Selling "Milk Raw"

Dayton, OH- It seems more than one person is confused about the sale of raw milk in Ohio. Although the beverage has been the single most nutrient dense food consumed by people for thousands of years, the Ohio Department of Agriculture believes they...
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Funny story: Heather Mills "Made Porn Films"

Heather Mills "Made Porn Films"

A German newspaper has printed allegations that former model Heather Mills appeared in "countless" porno movies and magazines during the 1980's.
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Funny story: Lucas Sues Warner Bros. For Misusage of Sound Effect

Lucas Sues Warner Bros. For Misusage of Sound Effect

Shortly after the release of Superman Returns, George Lucas, founder of Lucasfilm Ltd., sued Warner Bros. for using one of his Star Wars sound effects during the film without any permission. "I find this sort of plagiarism to be unacceptable in Holly...
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Funny story: Stephen Hawking Charged with Plagiarizing Superman

Stephen Hawking Charged with Plagiarizing Superman

METROPOLIS (AP) Superman creators Joe Shuster, Jerry Siegel, and DC Comics filed suit today against physicist Stephen Hawking. The famed wheelchair bound Professor Hawking, who speaks through a computerized voice box after being left paralyzed by mot...
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Funny story: Yogurt Cultures Unite Against Whole Foods Lobster Ban

Yogurt Cultures Unite Against Whole Foods Lobster Ban

Downhome, TX - Fearing that the recent ban by Whole Foods on live lobsters could lead to a broader ban on other living foods, the yogurt cultures in Texas formed a marketing coalition to get the message out that they actually want people to eat them.
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Funny story: Psychiatry Deemed a Religion in New Study

Psychiatry Deemed a Religion in New Study

Researchers at Jakarta's renowned Hebrew University recently published a study conclusively proving that Psychiatry should be classified as a religion. The study consisted of a study of Psychiatric textbooks and journals (which will now be known as s...
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Funny story: 666 - AntiChrist Revealed

666 - AntiChrist Revealed

6-6-06 The prophecy, by Doomsday experts, that the identity of the Antichrist, would be revealed on June 6, 2006, was fulfilled on Tuesday, whe...
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Funny story: Pfizer Sues Rush Limbaugh Over Viagra Use

Pfizer Sues Rush Limbaugh Over Viagra Use

As if his constant battle with drugs weren't enough to irritate the bellicose radio host, Rush Limbaugh must now deal with a lawsuit from the Pfizer marketing department.
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Funny story: Scientists Discover Gene That Causes Fundamentalism and Homosexuality.

Scientists Discover Gene That Causes Fundamentalism and Homosexuality.

Bonn, Germany - "We never saw that one coming," said Dr. Fenton Weirdbank, head of research at the Bonn International Center for Genetic Research.
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Funny story: Bush to Bomb Aerosmith and Motley Crue Tour

Bush to Bomb Aerosmith and Motley Crue Tour

The White House- President Bush announced in a press conference that he will "pull out all the stops" in attacking the upcoming Aerosmith/Motley Crue joint tour.
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Funny story: Horizon Dairy "Stumped" by Cow Protest

Horizon Dairy "Stumped" by Cow Protest

Denver, CO - Horizon Dairy, a subsidiary of Dean Foods, announced today that they were stumped by the behavior of many of their dairy cows. The cows, which are usually kept in "Organic Feed-Lots" broke out of their confinement and romped in nearby g...
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Funny story: Barbara Walters Vs. Star Jones, Backstage Brawl

Barbara Walters Vs. Star Jones, Backstage Brawl

A group of tourists from Kansas got more than they bargained for backstage at The View this week when they witnessed a physical confrontation between dueling divas Star Jones and Barbara Walters. Apparently at first Barbara and Star merely hurled ve...
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Funny story: Chickens Face Holocaust

Chickens Face Holocaust

Much of the world has been alarmed over the growing threat of the Bird Flu over the past year. The virus is expected to mutate and spread between people within a couple years. In preparation for this, many nations have instituted a system of contro...
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Funny story: Chavs More Likely to go Deaf

Chavs More Likely to go Deaf

Recent research carried out by the University of North Shetlands have found a credible link between Chavs and hearing problems, in particular deafness.
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Funny story: Swiss Guard Faces Axe from Vatican

Swiss Guard Faces Axe from Vatican

The Swiss Guard may soon be marching out of the Vatican as Pope Benedict XVI revolutionises Catholic Church finances with a sweeping programme of competitive tendering.
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Funny story: Group Urges Suicide Screening for Psychiatrists

Group Urges Suicide Screening for Psychiatrists

The North Dakota chapter of Citizens for Common Sense today issued a call to action in hopes to curb the rampant suicide in the psychiatric industry. An alarming study has conclusively shown that psychiatrists have more than double the suicide rate o...
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Funny story: Ohio Man Suspect in Assault

Ohio Man Suspect in Assault

SAN DIEGO, CA (Associated Press) - Deputies have new information on one of the most bizarre and twisted crimes in recent history. The suspect in a series of sexual assaults that terrorized San Diego this spring has been linked to the crimes through...
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Funny story: Barry Chuckle named as new African leader.

Barry Chuckle named as new African leader.

Barry Chuckle, half of TV's popular 'Chuckle Brothers' duo, has been announced as the new leader of the Woloboms. Mr Chuckle was made chief of the ancient African tribe in a ceremony lasting just over an hour. Hailing his indefatigable co...
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Funny story: U.S. Senate Passes "Ann Coulter Amendment"

U.S. Senate Passes "Ann Coulter Amendment"

Washington, DC - In a surprising example of election year bipartisanship, Republicans and Democrats put aside their differences to unanimously pass the "Ann Coulter Amendment." Named for conservative pundit Anne Coulter, the proposed Amendment would...
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Funny story: Brangelina To Adopt Jennifer Aniston

Brangelina To Adopt Jennifer Aniston

Learning that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were planning to adopt another child, Jennifer Aniston announced her availability. Since Ms. Aniston's film career consistently appears to collide with, and overshadowed by, Angelina's more provocat...
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Funny story: Laura Bush resigns as First Lady, sort of

Laura Bush resigns as First Lady, sort of

Laura Bush announced her intention today to step down as First Lady, citing the long hours and wanting to spend more quality time with her family as her main reasons for leaving the position.
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Funny story: Dean Foods Implements "Porta-Potties" for Cows.

Dean Foods Implements "Porta-Potties" for Cows.

Denver, CO -As the accompanying photo illustrates, cows can be trained to use the ever popular portable toilets, at least according to Dean Foods. In an attempt to repair their poor public perception in the organic farm community, Dean Foods recentl...
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Funny story: Miss Piggy Pummels Research Linking Strict Moms to Fat Kids

Miss Piggy Pummels Research Linking Strict Moms to Fat Kids

Miss Piggy wants everyone to know that she dismisses as ridiculous a recent research finding suggesting that a mother's authoritarian style of parenting can cause kids to be overweight.
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Funny story: Camera on Hubble Space Telescope Shuts Down, Vengeful Martians Are To Blame

Camera on Hubble Space Telescope Shuts Down, Vengeful Martians Are To Blame

Disgusted with the breakdown of the main camera on the Hubble telescope, NASA scientists are madly scrambling to fix the problem. Meanwhile, intergalactic sources exclusive to The Spoof have been able to discover the TRUE story (and it's not pre...
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Funny story: Bumper Sticker Solves Israeli Palestinian Conflict

Bumper Sticker Solves Israeli Palestinian Conflict

Encinitas, CA - In a still unexplained development today, leaders from both sides of the Israeli Palestinian conflict announced that they have signed what is to be a formal and permanent truce. Amazingly, the leaders' reconciliation is being attrib...
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Funny story: G8 Countries launch radical aid package for Africa

G8 Countries launch radical aid package for Africa

Today in London, the G8 countries showed the world that they mean to help Africa out of its current dilemma with a series of aid packages designed to bring relief to poverty, homelessness and unemployment.
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Funny story: Blubber Lips in Dreamland

Blubber Lips in Dreamland

Hollywood is the city of dreams. Well-preserved actresses stride across the red carpets, amongst the bright lights, from one VIP gala to the next. Their breasts are silicone implanted, and their faces lifted until their skin is drum tight. However, H...
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Funny story: C-SPAN Junkie Refused Help

C-SPAN Junkie Refused Help

New York -- “What kind of world do we live in?” asked Shelay Dawning, when she was turned down today by Get Straight, a New York City rehabilitation center, and referred instead to the Mental Health Center. “Brian Lamb never writes me back, and I just can’t take it anymore. I live with this 24/7 and I can't get help here? Who are they to tell me I have OCD?” Suggestions for redirect...
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Funny story: Fraud Squad say Rowling takes the biscuit

Fraud Squad say Rowling takes the biscuit

London - (Re-Uterus & Associated Mess): Officers of the Metropolitan Police Fraud Squad have confirmed today that the woman publicly claiming authorship of the Harry Potter children's books is a convicted serial fraudster who has stolen all seve...
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Funny story: Pie Frenzie Boils Over

Pie Frenzie Boils Over

Tallahassee -- Jeb Bush, Governor of Florida, announced today the promotion of Key Lime pie to state status. "You got your state bird and flower, now you got your pie," he said at the press conference.
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Funny story: New Ball "Too Bendy" say World Cup Stars

New Ball "Too Bendy" say World Cup Stars

The 2006 world cup has already seen some of the greatest goals since sliced bread, and it will be no revelation to football fans that FIFA president Sepp Blatter is hailing the new ball design he himself championed as the reason for the netbusting s...
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Funny story: Bad hair day for Bonesmen's rug-man Peter King

Bad hair day for Bonesmen's rug-man Peter King

Washington DC - (Associated Mess): The House of Representatives Homeland Insecurity Committee chairman Peter King has reacted badly to US press reports that a recent make-over by Hollywood stylists credited with Teri Hatcher's astonishing image...
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Funny story: GM To Go Retro -- Fins Are Back!

GM To Go Retro -- Fins Are Back!

Detroit -- In a stunning announcement before the Professional Auto Designers conference today, Bob Bardo, chief designer for GM, proffered "radical" changes in its new line.
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Funny story: Quack doctor busted

Quack doctor busted

London - (Associated Mess): The consultant at the heart of an eight year quackery investigation about the MMR triple vaccine's link to congenital stupidity is to face gross professional misconduct charges after UK cops found he had been bankroll...
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Funny story: Bush Announces New "Turf and Serf" program.

Bush Announces New "Turf and Serf" program.

In a stunning announcement that confirmed the worst nightmares of many American lunatic fringe groups, President Bush announced a new system of government that will return America to a feudal system.
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Funny story: Keith Richards now ready for role in "Pirates 3"

Keith Richards now ready for role in "Pirates 3"

Connecticut, USA - Rolling Stone Keith Richards has confirmed that he will appear in the highly anticipated third installment of the "Pirates of the Carribean" movie franchise.
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Funny story: Somme like it hot

Somme like it hot

London - (Associated Mess): A Ministry of Defence spokesman confirmed this morning that known relatives of Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin who have made stellar careers from impersonating members of the British royal family will be representing the U...
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Funny story: Ruth Madoc windscreen sticker blamed for sharp rise in car accidents.

Ruth Madoc windscreen sticker blamed for sharp rise in car accidents.

A novelty car sticker depicting the popular TV actress Ruth Madoc has been blamed for a 500% increase in road traffic accidents. The sticker shows the 'Hi-de-hi' star with her hands outstretched and a look of surprise on her face, as if a ra...
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Funny story: 6/6/6 Day of Judgement glee for odds-on backers

6/6/6 Day of Judgement glee for odds-on backers

No 10 Downing Street, London SW1- (Associated Mess): The Prime Monster's official spokesman reacted swiftly this morning following reports that Tony Blair and Pope Joseph Ratzinger had reached agreement on the exact timing of the Second Coming,...
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Funny story: England Will Win World Cup, Insists Crespo

England Will Win World Cup, Insists Crespo

Argentina striker Hernan Crespo insisted on Saturday that England would put their woeful group performances behind them and go on to win the World Cup, despite the Argentinians' 6-0 rout of Serbia and Montenegro on Friday.
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Funny story: Euro-Septic Tories apoplectic as giant poppy blooms in Victoria

Euro-Septic Tories apoplectic as giant poppy blooms in Victoria

Victoria Station, London SW1 - (Associated Mess): A mass breakout of hysteria has erupted at the Conservative Party's Euro-Septic stink-tank in London this morning following news that yet another apocalyptic omen had manifested in central Londo...
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Funny story: Lilly Pure?

Lilly Pure?

Something further on Ms Lilly. Dr Eric Berne wrote a book called Games People Play. It won't be making Oprah's book club anytime soon. Ms Whinfrey, a prime offender of Berne's, could probably use a copy herself. The gist of it is that mos...
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Funny story: Bin Laden Takes out State Farm Life Insurance after al-Zarqawi Strike

Bin Laden Takes out State Farm Life Insurance after al-Zarqawi Strike

(q-NeWs) Missiles can fall from the heavens, missiles can rise from the sea. U.S. forces re-confirmed that FAQ after they sent "Vinny" al-Zarqawi to meet not only Allah but his 76 virgins as well. 77 if you count Katie Couric. Source...
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Funny story: White House Confirms Irish Behind 9/11

White House Confirms Irish Behind 9/11

Close on the heels of President Bush's statement last week naming Ireland as the newest member of the "Axis of Evil", and mounting evidence of Ireland's links to the 9/11 attacks, several prominent White House officials now allege that several Irish...
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Funny story: Crumbling Bonesmen confident of suborning Congress

Crumbling Bonesmen confident of suborning Congress

Washington DC - (Associated Mess): The Osteoporosis Division of the Ancient American Order of the Skull 'N' Bones has rallied round its No 1 rent boy after the US Supreme Court said he had no authority to run a dictatorship just because he h...
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Funny story: Thatcher demise 'imminent'

Thatcher demise 'imminent'

London - (Associated Mess): UK military top brass and spook chiefs have finalised arrangements for Margaret Thatcher's funeral, to co-incide with the day after the England football team thrashes Germany 3-0 at the World Cup in Munich.
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Funny story: Spiritualist meeting

Spiritualist meeting

I attended my first spiritualist meeting today at a local village hall. I was not sure what to expect, when in burst a tall man with a grey beard..he was carrying it, apparently he found it outside ! He welcomed us all and said "Tonight we will be discussing the occult and the supernatural, and im even going to spice things up a bit with some sex...tell me, has anyone here ever had sex with a...
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Funny story: Lower Class Uncovered

Lower Class Uncovered

Chavvies, townies, scroats, dillholes, kevs, neds, scallies, pikies, hardos” and “jippos”… these are just a few of the names of which the scum of the earth have acquired over the years in many different cities, towns and villages in this “marvellous” country that we inhabit. These non-educated delinquent, drop-outs have only obtained these names through their fecklessness, mindless violence and BA...
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Funny story: Mellon hacking gang in the dock

Mellon hacking gang in the dock

London - (Associated Mess): Next week sees the eagerly awaited London High Court criminal trial of US banking and oil heir apparent Matthew Mellon, famous for his maternal great-grandma Katherine Drexel becoming a Roman Catholic saint in 2000 after...
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Funny story: Tony Blair Resigns

Tony Blair Resigns

Tony Blair has decided to resign as Prime Minister and will be taking over the duties of director and manager at the newly refurbished Sainsbury Market on Oxford Street; adding that the lucrative salary and immediate store discounts made his speedy d...
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Funny story: Fraternal Twin Towers Selected

Fraternal Twin Towers Selected

New York -- Nearly five years after the Twin Towers fell, a group calling themselves The Heart and Soul Committee announced today that they have selected the two buildings to be named what they call "The New Twin Towers." The committee is a s...
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Funny story: FEMA is very taxing on US

FEMA is very taxing on US

There are two things that are most important in life to me. And I never learned them in any school. They are how to raise a kid, and how to handle money. Congressional investigators have found that Hurricanes Katrina and Rita had $1.4 billion in bogus claims for hurricane relief.
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Funny story: Marines Squeal Over the Use of Wimpy Ammunition

Marines Squeal Over the Use of Wimpy Ammunition

Baghdad, Iraq (ANP) - For over thirty years the United States Marines had relied on wussy ammunition to defeat America's enemies. But after a series of fiascos in Iraq where Marines have used up to ten rounds in a single incident to kill a blind ins...
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Funny story: Spooks think Blunkett may be 7/7 mastermind

Spooks think Blunkett may be 7/7 mastermind

London - (Associated Mess): The finger of suspicion in the criminal investigation of the 7 July London bombings has been pointing long and hard in the direction of disgraced ex-Home Secretary David Blunkett, according to documents released by MI5 un...
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Funny story: Fitzie plays a Plame game blinder

Fitzie plays a Plame game blinder

Washington DC - (Associated Mess): Awesome fearless DC lawman Patrick Fitzgerald played a trump card of stratospheric proportions today in a broad-grinned public implication that George Bush's genius White House PR aide Karl Rove might be off th...
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Funny story: Spare the Rod, and Raising Cain

Spare the Rod, and Raising Cain

Teri Hatcher seems to be everywhere these days. The word that pro writers use, when they are trying to sound erudite, is ubiquitous. Tiresome lot, those writers.
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Funny story: Moms Mob Monaco For Paternity Tests

Moms Mob Monaco For Paternity Tests

Reeling from the recent announcement that their beloved Prince Albert II had fathered a second child out of wedlock, Monaco residents now have to bear another shock -- seeing the onslaught of single moms the world over, kids in tow, arriving in Monac...
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Funny story: Abramoff says Bush infiltrated UN with satanists

Abramoff says Bush infiltrated UN with satanists

Washington DC - (Associated Mess): Lawyers acting for convicted Washington lobbyist Jack Abramoff have backed up the UN's Deputy Secretary General Mark Malloch Brown's assertion this morning that President George Bush was a KGB hitman who i...
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Funny story: Bush Says Video Cameras in Restrooms Necessary for National Security

Bush Says Video Cameras in Restrooms Necessary for National Security

Wasington D.C. A recent sensational story in the New York Times, documenting how many of the innocuous-looking sensors, appearing, in recent...
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Funny story: US Reporters Told to Shape Up

US Reporters Told to Shape Up

Washington, DC. Stinging from the "gigs" handed to them by the President, the US press corps will voluntarily take action to improve its collective appearance. Spearheaded by the White House cadre, a large group of Washington reporters have been mee...
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Funny story: "Explosive Disorder" Affects 16 Million Americans

"Explosive Disorder" Affects 16 Million Americans

HARVARD--One in 20 Americans are susceptible to uncontrollable anger attacks that lead to their sudden bodily explosions and death according to a new study. First, the victims may lash out in road rage, spousal abuse or other violent actions, researc...
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Funny story: Brits Beat Americans in Amazing Race for the 60-Plus Set

Brits Beat Americans in Amazing Race for the 60-Plus Set

In a jubilant conclusion to a special edition of The Amazing Race, three Brits (leader Prince Philip and team members Dame Maggie Smith and Sir Paul McCartney) parachuted into Central Park yesterday, startling late afternoon visitors. In the race fr...
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Funny story: Mad Hatter's Tea Party for Queen's 80th

Mad Hatter's Tea Party for Queen's 80th

London - (Associated Mess): The Archbishop of Canterbury Dr Rowan Williams preached before a capacity audience at St Paul's Cathedral today to commemorate the 80th birthday of Elizabeth Windsor and extolled her inhumanity at steadfastly refusing...
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Funny story: Home Office bungles News International sweat shop rescue

Home Office bungles News International sweat shop rescue

London - Last week, Police and Home Office officials bungled the rescue of 66 illegal immigrants from the clutches of one of Britain's seediest employers.
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Funny story: Man shoots pill into rectum with handgun

Man shoots pill into rectum with handgun

Columbus, Ohio (ANP) - Within minutes of firing the bullet, James Wakersfield knew something was wrong. The projectile had lodged inside his stomach instead of where he originally intended.
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Funny story: Ten Tom Tourists Choose Tennessee

Ten Tom Tourists Choose Tennessee

Memorial Day in the Smokies means traffic jams in both Pigeon Forge and Gatlinburg, favored holiday destinations for many families in the Southeast. Cars and trucks crawl up and down the Parkway close to Dollywood and the main street in front of Rip...
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Funny story: Tom DeLay Lashes Out in Farewell Speech

Tom DeLay Lashes Out in Farewell Speech

WASHINGTON (AP)--Tom Delay, the Senior Republican of the House of Representatives has bowed out of his 21-year political career with a defiant and unrepentant 2-hour speech defending the "culture of corruption" of Republican conservatism and his own...
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Funny story: Ratzinger exorcism for Cherie amid 6/6/6 Revelation fears

Ratzinger exorcism for Cherie amid 6/6/6 Revelation fears

London (Associated Mess): The Prime Monster's official spokesman has confirmed this morning that Tony and Cherie Blair, currently holidaying at the P2 Travel Lodge Inn just outside Rome's Via Dolorosa, are due for a 'very special meetin...
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Funny story: Bush Bans Gay Divorce

Bush Bans Gay Divorce

Associated Guess International has announced that in an effort to appease and secure his fragmenting religious Christian base, President George W. Bush plans to introduce an amendment to the Constitution which bans gay divorce. Filming the taped anno...
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Funny story: Blair to get new Hellforce One

Blair to get new Hellforce One

London - (Associated Mess): The UK civil aviation industry has announced that it is going to club together and buy Prime Monster Tony Blair his very own aircraft. The news comes after Cherie Blair's accountant advised there were buckets of cash...
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Funny story: Family Raided

Family Raided

A west London family are after Armed Police stormed their home following a report there may be some left over free food. The Tiresome family from Kensington had enjoyed a selection of pizzas, burgers and soda drinks with a DVD, when a passing pedestr...
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Funny story: Bush and Blair To Wed

Bush and Blair To Wed

United Guess International has announced that it isn't just Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie who may soon marry - now that their teenager is finally born - but that good friends and supportive political allies, Tony Blair and George Bush will also t...
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Funny story: President Bush Gets al-Zarqawi's Head

President Bush Gets al-Zarqawi's Head

WASHINGTON DC (AP) The still warm head of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi was put on a plane to Andrews Air Force Base just hours after US forces in Iraq killed the al-Qeada terrorist. President Bush interrupted his morning snooze to talk to reporters. "They te...
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Funny story: Margaret's baubles auction to pay off Special Branch

Margaret's baubles auction to pay off Special Branch

London - (Associated Mess): Jewellery and other memorabilia belonging to the late Princess Margaret is being auctioned off in London next week in the hope that it will raise enough money for her heirs to pay off the Metropolitan Police's Specia...
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Funny story: Geldof Live8½ benefit for drought-stricken London?

Geldof Live8½ benefit for drought-stricken London?

London - (Associated Mess): Bob Geldof is rumoured to be crisis talks today to stage a new Live8 benefit gig in London's Hype Park to alleviate the suffering of the six million drought-stricken Londoners facing imminent water rationing.
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Funny story: US Outsources Combat Jobs

US Outsources Combat Jobs

WASHINGTON, DC. Assistant Deputy Defense Secretary Byron Keane announced plans today to dramatically boost the use of foreign military contractors. The practice, known as offshoring, is increasingly common in the US private sector.
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Funny story: Kennedy introduces new legislation granting criminals victim status

Kennedy introduces new legislation granting criminals victim status

In a surprising move, Ted "Chappy" Kennedy introduced a bill in the Senate this week declaring that all criminals committing violent crimes will be considered victims and treated as such. The mandatory sentences for murder, rape, armed robb...
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Funny story: Government Proposes Pupil Vetting Records

Government Proposes Pupil Vetting Records

Contrary to what the ludicrously altruistic television commercials may have us believe - that teaching is a wonderful profession, practised in the company of dedicated, intellectually challenging young adults - school pupils are now being subject to...
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Funny story: President Bush releases his memoirs

President Bush releases his memoirs

Last week in Washington, Tony Blair met President George Bush to endorse the launch of the President's memoirs in a bid to recapture flagging polls. Tony Blair told an expectant audience that his son Leo helped out America's President...
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Funny story: Blair says "boo" not merely to Geese, but to a grim assembly of assembled spectral entitie

Blair says "boo" not merely to Geese, but to a grim assembly of assembled spectral entitie

Tony Blair today reshuffled his cabinet in an unprecedented shake-up described by one seasoned observer as "akin to the mopping-up of bloody tears using the lank hair of a month-old corpse". Former ghost Iain Duncan-Smith, clearly rattled b...
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Funny story: Charles was warned bigamy might be marriage impediment

Charles was warned bigamy might be marriage impediment

London - (ReUterus & Associated Mess): Official state documents dating from John Major's administration in 1996 have been released today showing that the Pretender to the UK Throne Charles Windsor was warned as far back as 1980 that bigamy might...
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Funny story: Proposal would let Bush enrich vocabulary

Proposal would let Bush enrich vocabulary

The confidential package backed by Washington and formally presented to Congress on Tuesday leaves open the possibility that Bush will be able to enrich his vocabulary on his own soil, U.S. and European officials said.
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Funny story: "Love to be Little" Movement Sweeps the U. S.

"Love to be Little" Movement Sweeps the U. S.

Ever since a judge in Nebraska granted an offender parole instead of jail time because he was too "short" to survive in jail, many Americans are eager to achieve a short stature any way they can. For Barry Break-in, who has served jail ti...
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Funny story: Al-Zarqawi Recovery From Death

Al-Zarqawi Recovery From Death

The Daily Hell Gazette announced today, that soon after Abu Musab al-Zarqawi arrived, following his recovery from death, he demanded that the furnace be lowered, asked for a tall glass of ice water, and for someone to bring him his first of seventy-t...
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Funny story: Iraq or 666? Responsible for the Demise of the IC.

Iraq or 666? Responsible for the Demise of the IC.

The International Crab has been disappearing, but why? Have the International Crab been affected by the Iraq war? or is there some truth to the claim of leading scientists, albeit religious, that the significance of the number 666 has something to...
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Funny story: Thatcher's Whoresmen of the Apocalypse Corralled

Thatcher's Whoresmen of the Apocalypse Corralled

Ascot, Berkshire - (Associated Mess): Preparations are well under way for the official opening of the rebuilt Royal Ascot racecourse next week when a battallion of the Royal Horse Guards is due to arrest and take into custody veteran Thatcherite E...
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