Funny story: Tylenol kills pain, may hurt liver, is harmless to oxen

Tylenol kills pain, may hurt liver, is harmless to oxen

SALEM, Ore. -- The high dose of Extra Strength Tylenol sharply increases liver damage, according to a new study. But, researches say that because Tylenol kills pain so well, a liver can be nonfunctional for months before a person feels any pain.
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Funny story: Bush "gobsmacked" at Bonesman Lay's sudden death

Bush "gobsmacked" at Bonesman Lay's sudden death

Washington DC - (AssoCIAted Mess): President George Bush and his VP Dick Cheney are said to be in a state of "extreme shock at the sudden and totally unexpected death" of convicted ENRON fraudster and fellow Bonesman Ken Lay at his home in...
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Funny story: Democrats Launch No-dong Candidates

Democrats Launch No-dong Candidates

In a move seen by many as shameless copycatting of North Korea, the Democratic Party has decided to launch No-dong candidates. These candidates, part of a new series of candidate, can threaten both coasts of the United States with first strike capab...
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Funny story: N. Korea Aims to Feed Masses

N. Korea Aims to Feed Masses

North Korea - Kim Jong-il, leader of the highly repressive government of North Korea, announced that the missile tests on July 4th were nothing more than an attempt to acquire food to the nations starving masses.
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Funny story: Good Witch Glinda Protests Opening of Witch School

Good Witch Glinda Protests Opening of Witch School

At the recent opening of a Witch School in Hoopeston, Illinois, there was an uninvited guest. If you can call her a guest, that is. To the school's faculty, she was an intruder. Glinda the Good Witch made a rare public appearance to protest w...
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