Funny story: Paxman In Nipple Fueled Controversial Love Triangle Fury

Paxman In Nipple Fueled Controversial Love Triangle Fury

Jeremy Paxman had surgery yesterday to repair a broken blood vessel in his left nipple. However, the nipple was so hairy that the surgeon had to order in a special garden strimmer to cut the hair around the nipple, and then Paxman accidentally cut hi...
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Funny story: Rachael Ray Has Thirty Minute Breakdown

Rachael Ray Has Thirty Minute Breakdown

The Seattle Times said it was bound to happen: Rachael Ray has thirty minute breakdown. After whipping up meals on a nightly basis in just thirty minutes for the last five years, including a hour long Thanksgiving supper, Ms. Ray collapsed behind her...
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Funny story: Fundamentalists Announce New Profanity Campaign in Support of Bush

Fundamentalists Announce New Profanity Campaign in Support of Bush

St. Petersburg - Following President Bush's timely use of the "sh*t" word in discussing international strategy with Tony Blair, Christian fundamentalists announced a new campaign to promote profanity to get the job done.
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Funny story: St Ken Lay's funeral cost Vatican Bank $10 million

St Ken Lay's funeral cost Vatican Bank $10 million

Aspic, Colorado - (AssoCIAted Mess): Newly released figures show that last week's funeral of Enron martyr St Ken Lay of Houston cost the Vatican Bank more than $10 million, mainly in appearance fees put in by the former P2 satanic Lodge luminari...
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Funny story: Man Pummeled by Wife after Presenting Her with PMS Chocolate 'Wonder' Bar

Man Pummeled by Wife after Presenting Her with PMS Chocolate 'Wonder' Bar

Ned Niceguy, 38, was hospitalized yesterday with a broken leg and fractured jaw, wounds sustained when he was attacked by his wife Nora, 32, after he had presented her with a PMS Chocolate Wonder Bar bought at a specialty store. Apparently Nora had...
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