Spoof news stories from Sunday 22 January 2006
The dimly lit world of male prostitution was today exposed to the glaring searchlight of Her Majesty's Press as allegations have surfaced that one of its prominent members, has brought disgrace on the profession.
Liberal Democrat spokesman for 'Good Things and Pretty Colours', Mark Oaten (41), was outed today when 23 year old rent boy, Denis 'the Rod' Man, accidentally fingered him as one of his clients.
CNN signed an exclusive deal with the Department of Defense giving CNN sole rights to broadcast the upcoming U.S. invasion of Iran tentatively named, "Shock and Awe 2.0". Sponsored so far by Pepsi Cola, KFC, Huggies and Ford (where quantit...