Funny story: When You Vomit Fish, Vomit White Wine

When You Vomit Fish, Vomit White Wine

Hello dear readers. My name is Alexander Woolcott, and this is my inaugural column for advice on fine dining and etiquette.
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Funny story: Bill O'Reilly Punches John Kerry Good and Solid, charges filed

Bill O'Reilly Punches John Kerry Good and Solid, charges filed

BOSTON - Bill O'Reilly, host of FOX's The O'Reilly Factor "lost his temper" yesterday after Senator John Kerry pointed out that O'Reilly himself was a "2 bit low-life pimp", words which O'Reilly apparently did-...
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Funny story: UT Longhorns to play New England Patriots in Super Bowl XL

UT Longhorns to play New England Patriots in Super Bowl XL

The Patriots are going "You've got to be kidding" while the University of Texas Longhorns are yelling "Bring it on bugle boys!". If the NFL Commissioner approves the deal, this year's Super Bowl will be the first in histor...
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Funny story: Sony sends 180 Million Aibos to search for Osama Bin Laden

Sony sends 180 Million Aibos to search for Osama Bin Laden

With the current reward for Bin Laden's head and/or fluffy white turban exceeding 500 MILLION DOLLARS Sony Corporation parachuted 180 million willing Aibo robot dogs over portions of southern Afghanistan as part of an elaborate high tech &...
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Funny story: Judge Alito successfully whistles Andy Griffith theme, nomination virtually Assured

Judge Alito successfully whistles Andy Griffith theme, nomination virtually Assured

WASHINGTON - Applause rang through both sides of the Senate floor Friday as Judge Samuel Alito successfully whistled the complete theme to the Andy Griffith Show virtually assuring his nomination as the 113th Supreme Court Justice of the United Stat...
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Funny story: Revisiting New Orleans, George Bush Ignores Ruin, Distributes More Cake

Revisiting New Orleans, George Bush Ignores Ruin, Distributes More Cake

NEW ORLEANS (Reuters)--President Bush launched his first trip to the flood-ravaged city of New Orleans in three months on Thursday, scooting about in the presidential limo and declaring that the destroyed city was "one heck of a place to bring y...
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Funny story: Fox News Channel Forced To Close Down Issue-Manufacturing Plant

Fox News Channel Forced To Close Down Issue-Manufacturing Plant

NEW YORK, Jan. 14 - Fox News Channel, the 24-hour cable edition of the New York Post, has announced that they will close down their issue-manufacturing plant following a poor year-end showing, citing a downturn in believability and indicatio...
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Funny story: NYC Inaugurates Annual Running Of The Rats

NYC Inaugurates Annual Running Of The Rats

NEW YORK - At a press conference held here at the Javits Convention Center, New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg announced that New York City was inaugurating an annual Running of the Rats, to compete for tourist dollars with Pamplona, Spain and Mina, Sa...
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