Funny story: Drunk float drivers invade parade

Drunk float drivers invade parade

Canton Ohio, police were alerted to trouble during a local parade when they were inundated with 911 phone calls.
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Funny story: Every Little Helps: Retail Giant takes on Sex Sector

Every Little Helps: Retail Giant takes on Sex Sector

It looks like the gloves will soon be off in the world of shopping for sex as retail giant Tescoses is set to take on filthy dirty old hoor Anne Summers.
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Funny story: Britney, Paris, Jessica and Christina have lesbian thoughts

Britney, Paris, Jessica and Christina have lesbian thoughts

Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson and Christina Aguilera all have lesbian thoughts. Not necessarily about each other but at some point in their lives if recent studies are to be believed.
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Funny story: Halliwell Puts Famous Dress Up For Auction

Halliwell Puts Famous Dress Up For Auction

Not to be outdone by the Aubrey Heartburn's 'little black number' that recently sold for nearly half a million quid, ex-Spice Girl Jerry Halliwell has put her famous union jack dress cum belt up for sale too.
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Funny story: Borat, Geller send in the lawyers over Cheney sperm donor smears

Borat, Geller send in the lawyers over Cheney sperm donor smears

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Leading Rovian ambassador and sometime Kazakh comedian Mr Borat has issued a stiff rebuke via his lawyers after press allegations in the UK that he is the sperm donor responsible for impregnating Dick Cheney's daughter...
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Funny story: "No Shop" List Next Step in Securitizing America

"No Shop" List Next Step in Securitizing America

North Portsmouth, RI - The department of Homeland Security today announced the start of an expanded terrorist identification program, the new measures to be put into service at grocery stores and shopping malls.
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Funny story: More US Citizens Believe In Santa Claus Than In White House Iraq Victory Plan

More US Citizens Believe In Santa Claus Than In White House Iraq Victory Plan

(Washington--D.C.) In a CNN/USA Today poll, 53% of Americans polled believed more in Santa Claus than in victory in Iraq. And with a survey question also including belief in the Grinch and Snoopy, the number rose to 58%. The White House was quick to...
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Funny story: Top Gear test drive world's first 4WD Fanny

Top Gear test drive world's first 4WD Fanny

BBC's Top Gear last night took the world's first 4WD Fanny for a test drive and claimed it was absolutely fanny-tastic!...
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Funny story: Things That Go Bump In The Night

Things That Go Bump In The Night

Top TV psychic Derek Acorah is smarting after allegations that he is in fact a charlatan and shyster.
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Funny story: Branson's New Trains Cause Problems For Travellers

Branson's New Trains Cause Problems For Travellers

Top entrepreneurial Catweazle looky-likey, Richard Branston, is today at the centre of a storm that's weighing in at about a 7.8 on the Richter scale, if indeed a storm can be measured by the Richter scale. We're not entirely sure but you get...
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Funny story: Flatulence blamed for Blair's plane diversion

Flatulence blamed for Blair's plane diversion

North Atlantic Ocean - (Ass Mess): A plane of the Queen's Flight carrying Prime Monster Tony Blair had to be diverted en route to Washington DC tonight after cabin staff reported a strange whiff of suspected Polonium 210 fumes coming from the VIP...
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Funny story: New survey reveals that living is bad for you

New survey reveals that living is bad for you

A new survey, published by the R.B.O (Research into the Bleeding Obvious) organisation has found that being alive can lead to almost every disease known to man. The doctors and substitute chemistry teachers who produced the report have advised that t...
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Funny story: So who inseminated Cheney's daughter?

So who inseminated Cheney's daughter?

Washington DC (Ass Mess): Reports that US Vice President Dick Cheney's daughter Mary is pregnant have been met with a flurry of activity on the political spread-betting website Aintgottaprayer.com.
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Funny story: Baked Beans off The Menu As Brown Unveils Flatulence Tax

Baked Beans off The Menu As Brown Unveils Flatulence Tax

The chancellor today unveiled a raft of new taxation to deal with the growing threat from greenhouse gases and global warming.
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Funny story: Don't let your sex tape do your talking for you!

Don't let your sex tape do your talking for you!

I thought it would last forever. What's more, I loved her. As they say in my neighborhood: How was I supposed to know the hooch was gon' all up and trip on my ass and dis me on the Internet - MySpace? - Hell, it ain't got nothing to do with you; it's got to do with these websters all over the net talkin' trash about everybody. And that's why I let some friends post our...
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Funny story: Government reveal plans to privatise orphanages

Government reveal plans to privatise orphanages

In a bid to curb spiralling public spending and rejuvenate the inner cities, the Government has revealed plans to privatise orphanages.
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Funny story: Vatican launches Xmas market best-seller Creationist video game

Vatican launches Xmas market best-seller Creationist video game

Vatican City - (Ass Mess): The Vatican is on to a winner! The Pontifical Office for Hysterical Records has launched its very own Creationist video game that has gone straight to the number one slot in the Xmas market.
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Funny story: The Art of Striptease

The Art of Striptease

Oslo - (Ass. Mess): It took five senior Norwegian Appeals judges approximately one hundred hours each of in-situ evidence taking to decide that striptease is an art-form and thus zero-rated for taxation purposes.
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Funny story: Heather Mills strikes Gold

Heather Mills strikes Gold

The oldest Gold Miner in Britain Jack O'Grady has died at age 99, instantly making Heather Mills as the only known heir to his priceless gold mine.
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Funny story: Midgets irate about top shelf pornography

Midgets irate about top shelf pornography

Leading midget rights activist and circus entertainer 'Leggy' O'Toole accused the Government of discrimination today in a row over top shelf pornography.
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Funny story: Brown to tax elderly and infirm

Brown to tax elderly and infirm

Smokers and drinkers of Britain were raising a glass to Gordon Brown today as he relaxed the duty on cigarettes and alcohol in last nights budget.
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Funny story: Jessica Simpson declares: I have a vagina too!

Jessica Simpson declares: I have a vagina too!

Nashville, The press mistakenly attributed Jessica Simpson's recent crying jag to blowing the lines of the song, 9 to 5. Simpson was performing the tune in front of her childhood hero Dolly Parton as a tribute. It seemed Jessica, despite having c...
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Funny story: Baby Barron Trump Sets Sights on Shiloh Jolie-Pitt

Baby Barron Trump Sets Sights on Shiloh Jolie-Pitt

But it's all business. The eight-month-old son of Donald Trump and wife Melania already owns his own company, CelebBabySpy.
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Funny story: Sexy Midget first space stewardess

Sexy Midget first space stewardess

Virgin Galactic announced the candidate selected to be the first stewardess in space.
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Funny story: Botham Slams Sorry England

Botham Slams Sorry England

Ian Botham has slammed England's sorry performance in the second test in Calcutta against the Aussies.
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Funny story: Backscatter X-Ray Machine Malfunctions- Floods Internet With X-Rated Pictures Including You Know Who

Backscatter X-Ray Machine Malfunctions- Floods Internet With X-Rated Pictures Including You Know Who

Authorities say that one of the Backscatter X-Ray machines at Sky Harbor International Airport malfunctioned today sending pictures of a whole database of naked passengers onto the internet.
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