Funny story: Jesus Gives Rare Interview Aboard International Space Station

Jesus Gives Rare Interview Aboard International Space Station

Jesus showed up like a thief in the night aboard the International Space Station and gave surprised astronauts permission to conduct a rare interview .
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Funny story: Burberry gifts 'insult to women's intelligence'

Burberry gifts 'insult to women's intelligence'

London - (Ass Mess): Thousands of disgruntled women queued outside Burberry's flagship store in Puddling Club Lane today demanding immediate cash refunds for the Xmas gifts that every sane British female of taste and discernment abhors: the chav...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson Pleas for Saddam Hussein's Life

Michael Jackson Pleas for Saddam Hussein's Life

Saddam Hussein could be executed as soon as tomorrow. Michael Jackson, not a fan of Hussein but instead a humanitarian opposed to the death penalty text messaged Iraqi judges asking that Hussein be given life in prison instead. Unfortunately Iraqi ju...
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Funny story: Naked Britney's Panties Eat Priscilla Presley's Sex Party Video For Beyonce's Sex Tape Shame

Naked Britney's Panties Eat Priscilla Presley's Sex Party Video For Beyonce's Sex Tape Shame

That's the type of thing top people could be reading over their cornflakes and coffee in the new year if plans go ahead.
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Funny story: Bush Admits Affair With Lola A.K.A. Mark Foley; Jealous Rove Threatens To Become Another Washington "Deep Throat"

Bush Admits Affair With Lola A.K.A. Mark Foley; Jealous Rove Threatens To Become Another Washington "Deep Throat"

The Republican Party known for its tribade salaciousness and back door buggery took another severe hit today after the president came out of the closet and admitted to an affair with former Florida congressman, Mark Foley. "I just couldn't k...
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Funny story: Drug Dealers File Lawsuit Agains USA, Cambodia, Russia, and Germany

Drug Dealers File Lawsuit Agains USA, Cambodia, Russia, and Germany

Drug dealers have filed an extraordinary slander lawsuit against the USA , Cambodia, Russia, China, Germany, and other countries. These countries have been complaining for years about the deaths caused by drug dealers and now the drug dealers want t...
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Funny story: Cops want 200 mile exclusion zone around J K Rowling

Cops want 200 mile exclusion zone around J K Rowling

London - (Ass Mess): A 200 mile exclusion zone around serial plagiarist and copyright fraudster J K Rowling is being considered by officers of the Met's anti-terrorist division after her laptop encryptions were finally decoded at GCHQ in Cheltenh...
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Funny story: True Cause of Santa's Announced Retirement Revealed: Global Warming

True Cause of Santa's Announced Retirement Revealed: Global Warming

Three of Santa's Reindeer Lost Due to Soft Ice in North Pole. Just hours after rumors of Santa's early retirement following his 2006 Christmas expedition, it has just been revealed that three of Santa's reindeer recently suffered...
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Funny story: Remaining Harry Potter Movies To Be Recast With Younger Actors

Remaining Harry Potter Movies To Be Recast With Younger Actors

Uproar today in the film world as it has been announced that due to the current cast members of the Harry Potter movies growing up too quickly, it has been decided to recast all the Hogwarts students with younger actors, for all remaining films in th...
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Funny story: Rosie O'Donald Mistaken For Beached Whale

Rosie O'Donald Mistaken For Beached Whale

The peaceful quiet and serenity of South Beach, Florida was shattered this morning when a large crowd gathered around what they believed to be a beached whale. Squawking and high pitched squealing noises could be heard all the way down at 183rd St a...
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Funny story: Boxing Day earthquake season well and truly under way

Boxing Day earthquake season well and truly under way

Dumfries/Galloway - (Ass Mess): This morning's earthquake measuring 3.5 on the Richter scale has destroyed the Himmler Wing of Balimmoral Castle which crumbled into the fathomless debts of nearby Loch Ness. No one was hurt except the insurance co...
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Funny story: New Years Day Pushed Back to Jan 2nd

New Years Day Pushed Back to Jan 2nd

Macy's (the parade people) decided to move Jan 1st to Jan 2nd this year in order to complete work on their Every Member of Congress Playing Texas Hold'em float still under construction.
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Funny story: Bush Pardons Marijuana Convicts On Chistmas Day

Bush Pardons Marijuana Convicts On Chistmas Day

George Bush has decided to pardon all prisoners convicted of marijuana crimes. He had already pardoned one meth dealer as was reported in the The Spoof recently and decided it was time to take a sensible approach to the trillion dollar war on drugs.
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Funny story: Jeb mourns return to disorganised crime

Jeb mourns return to disorganised crime

Florida - (Ass Mess): Tallahassee has-been and Presidential younger brother Jeb Bush is reportedly one big saddo tonight after leaving office for the last time to pick up the pieces of his former career of running disorganised crime cartels on behalf...
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Funny story: Veteran DJ's To Get New Lease Of Life

Veteran DJ's To Get New Lease Of Life

Two down-on-their-luck DJ's today must be thinking there really is a Christmas Fairy or Santa or something along those lines.
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Funny story: Bob The Builder In Hot Water Over Botch Job

Bob The Builder In Hot Water Over Botch Job

Kiddie's favourite, Bob the Builder, has been named and shamed by an irate householder in Oxfordshire.
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Funny story: Man admits to not having a 'quiet' Christmas

Man admits to not having a 'quiet' Christmas

When Keegan Dollhouse returned to work after the Christmas holidays, he was shocked to hear that all his co-workers had had a 'quiet' Christmas.
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Funny story: Samaritans Flat Out After Night Of Misery On Soaps

Samaritans Flat Out After Night Of Misery On Soaps

The Samaritans are reporting record numbers of calls to their service on Christmas night, following the spate of deaths and miserable storylines in the UK's soaps.
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Funny story: Blair Makes A Decision For First Time In Years

Blair Makes A Decision For First Time In Years

Sensational news breaking on Boxing Day as it is becoming clear that Prime Minister, Tony Blair, has made a decision all on his own without having to contact George W Bush.
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