BAGHDAD - The Defense Department has recruited hundreds of American carnival "geeks" to instill courage in the fledgling Iraqi Army, according to U.S. military sources.
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): FEMA, the Department of Homeland Insecurity's emergency division, has proposed a national satire wireless broadband network to give the emergency services a jolly good laugh when the Bush Administration is unceremoniou...
(New York--NY) Welcome Dear Friends and Respected Enemies and, yes, you too George Bush. It's the Special Ed-E-torial! Or as we like to call it: "The one where we give Britney Spears a Shoulder To Cry On."...
'ucking 'em Palace, London - (Ass Mess): The Lord Chamberlain Lord Luce-Cannon has confirmed disturbing reports that Queen Elizabeth is frantic with worry over ancient Biblical prophecies coming home to roost on her Yuletide doorstep after He...
A hitherto unknown terror group "Misty Action Warriors" is claiming that it is behind the dense fog that is causing havoc all over Britain.
There were emotional scenes in London today, as many WW2 veterans gathered in the city centre to celebrate VD Day.
London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): A local two-wombed Devon woman, a Mrs Kersey, has made hystery by giving birth to triplets in a rare 25 million-to-one gestation that has stunned scientists during this annual miraculous virgin birth season.
Scotland Yard last night confirmed that deadbeat, alcoholic, has been, Uri Geller, had been charged with attempted murder, following the botched assassination of his own cock.
A spokeswoman from Duracell, today confirmed that the company has sacked the Duracell Bunny after testing positive for steroids and other controlled substances on the film set of their latest commercial.
Following on from the recent Procul Harum court case, sensational news today that the Green Cross Man, real name Dave Prowse, is to sue Darth Vader, real name Dave Prowse for 50% of his joint royalties.
A man appeared in Lewisham crown court today to answer charges of housebreaking and resisting arrest.
Derek Acorah, the only TV psychic whose name rhymes with a tasty Indian starter, is at it again.
Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump got into a war of the words on Wednesday trading insults and barbs.
LONDON - Freelance humorist "Breeze" is in rehab for obsessive-compulsive disorder after writing dozens of satirical articles featuring "Uri Geller's penis."...
NEW YORK, December 28, Reuters - Renegade Miss USA Tara Conner announced today that she has donated organs to a child in exchange for yet another chance to retain her crown.
In a move likely to signal the end of life as we know it President Bush without Congressional approval ordered a small band of 1,100 Marines to destroy a military outpost outside Beijing China.