Funny story: Castration Called for to Curb Pregnancy Craze

Castration Called for to Curb Pregnancy Craze

A dark shadow stalks modern British society as the new craze of teenage pregnancy becomes ever more popular. Teenage girls are no longer turning to the cheap thrill of alcopops, over the counter painkillers and heroin for their kicks but to a new mor...
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Funny story: China's white dolphin: tasted great, now extinct

China's white dolphin: tasted great, now extinct

BEIJING, China - One lucky diner enjoyed a special treat yesterday when he ate what scientists confirm was the last of China's rare white dolphin. In an effort to promote tourism and China's unique cuisine, officials raffled off the opportun...
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Funny story: Naked Paris Hilton Goes Seal Clubbing As Thousands Cheer

Naked Paris Hilton Goes Seal Clubbing As Thousands Cheer

JUAN DE BUTTOFUCCO, WA - Celebrity socialite Naked Paris Hilton opened ESPN's first season of live, televised seal clubbing today, taking a sea lion pup by the flipper and dragging it onto the dance floor of "Thunder Clap," the most &qu...
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Funny story: Nicole Richie suing GPS manufacturer

Nicole Richie suing GPS manufacturer

Burbank (CA) - The Attorneys representing Nicole Richie are suing Garmin, the manufacturers of the Global Positioning System (GPS) that had apparently malfunctioned in her black sport utility G-Class Mercedes on that fateful morning she was wrongfull...
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Funny story: Creator to boycott Creation Museum opening in plagiarism row

Creator to boycott Creation Museum opening in plagiarism row

Cincinnati - (Ass Mess): An unholy row has broken out as lawyers representing the Architect of the Universe filed papers in the US Supreme Court alleging plagiarism and copyright fraud by the Answers in Genesis organization's temple to mediocrity...
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Funny story: BNP to get colour chart as global warming turns Britons darker

BNP to get colour chart as global warming turns Britons darker

Former pop star and alleged kiddie botherer, Michael Jackson, stunned fans today when he announced that he was to join the British Nationalist Party.
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Funny story: Uri Geller's Penis leaves hospital

Uri Geller's Penis leaves hospital

Uri Geller's Penis left St Guy's hospital today, amid scenes of near hysteria not seen since the sixties when Beatlemania was at it's height.
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Funny story: Shock as Hammers appoint Bjork Director of Football

Shock as Hammers appoint Bjork Director of Football

In a suprise move today, West Ham's Icelandic chairman Eggert Magnusson today announced 90's singing sensation Bjork as their new footballing supremo.
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Funny story: Geller's penis on the road to recovery

Geller's penis on the road to recovery

Uri Geller's penis was well enough to take some soup and wave to fans from his hospital bed last night.
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Funny story: Armageddon May Lead to New Ministry

Armageddon May Lead to New Ministry

Home Secretary John Reid said today that it is "highly likely" that Armageddon will take place before the New Year.
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Funny story: Mike Tyson KO's clients

Mike Tyson KO's clients

Mike Tyson former heavyweight champ of the world has been knocking out clients left and right in his new occupation.
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Funny story: Sex Addict Cuts Off Penis To Survive

Sex Addict Cuts Off Penis To Survive

Sex addict Peter North, 24, from the upper Westside said today that he had to do the unthinkable. After going on a 48-hour binge, North said that he wasn't left with any choice.
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Funny story: 76er's Finally Trade Allen Iverson

76er's Finally Trade Allen Iverson

THe Philadelphia 76er's have finally managed to unload long time problem child and one time M.V.P. Allen Iverson. In a surprise move announced today, the team said that they have traded the player to Vinnie's Tattoo Parlor on 5th and Junctio...
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Funny story: Police Give Details on Nicole Richie DWI Arrest

Police Give Details on Nicole Richie DWI Arrest

Celebrity and pseudo actress Nicole Richie, most famous for being the friend of Paris Hilton (and co-star of her former reality show) and daughter of singer Lionel Richie, was arrested for driving while intoxicated. Richie was taken to the local pol...
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Funny story: Space station extension 'is skunk factory'

Space station extension 'is skunk factory'

Outer Space - (Ass Mess): Planning inspectors from NASA's building regulations directorate have warned that a recent application to build a conservatory-style extension on the International Space Station is a cynical ploy to install a skunk facto...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Celebrates Being Sober One Week

Lindsay Lohan Celebrates Being Sober One Week

Actress and Party Girl Lindsay Lohan celebrated her first week of sobriety at a Hollywood Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. Representatives of the Guinness Book of World Records and Ripley's Believe it or Not museums were both in attendance.
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