Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Buys Indian Motel Chain, Desert Bedouin

Rush Limbaugh Buys Indian Motel Chain, Desert Bedouin

In surprising news today, American radio personality, Rush Limbaugh bought The Desert Bedouin chain of Indian-owned motels from the Patel family. The Desert Bedouin has been a fixture in American culture for the last 20 years, under...
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Funny story: Nicole Richie Arrested after Driving Wrong Way on Highway, Police Investigate

Nicole Richie Arrested after Driving Wrong Way on Highway, Police Investigate

BURBANK, Calif. - The California Highway Police are currently investigating why actress Nicole Richie was driving the wrong way on State Highway 134 under the apparent influence of drugs. The Simple Life star and 25-year-old daughter of pop...
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Funny story: Pandemic Spreads, Tens of Thousands Dead, Millions May Die, as Viral Marketing Test Goes Awry

Pandemic Spreads, Tens of Thousands Dead, Millions May Die, as Viral Marketing Test Goes Awry

ATLANTA - Tens of thousands are dead and millions soon will be as a pandemic spreads across America and around the world, say epidemiologists at the Centers for Disease Control. The long feared global viral pandemic has started -- but it is of a com...
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Funny story: Diana death mystery: the butler did it

Diana death mystery: the butler did it

London - (Ass Mess): Financial analysts in the City of London have expressed astonishment that despite the weakness of the dollar versus the pound sterling, a huge wall of American money has been wagered on UK spread betting sites offering favorable...
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Funny story: Foreign Secretary Margaret Beckett shot in arse!

Foreign Secretary Margaret Beckett shot in arse!

A Labour Party spokesman today confirmed that the Foreign Secretary, The RT Hon Margaret Beckett had been shot in the backside by a poacher when out for a Sunday stroll in the woods at her home constituency of Derby. Her condition is not thought to b...
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Funny story: The Blue Planet...Quite Literally

The Blue Planet...Quite Literally

Veteran wildlife presenter, David Attenborough, is tonight helping police with their inquiries after more raids were made in London and Bristol as part of "Operation Knobber"...
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Funny story: Brucie Tells O'Connor I'll 'Ave You Son

Brucie Tells O'Connor I'll 'Ave You Son

Guests at London's Plush Dorchester Hotel looked on in disbelief as a brawl developed last night between two of Britain's best loved entertainers.
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Announces Her Own Line Of "Hair" Extensions

Lindsay Lohan Announces Her Own Line Of "Hair" Extensions

(Los Angeles--CA) Forget Brtiney Spears' upskirt oops! According to a Lindsay Lohan blog, LohanFan, the "actress" will be issuing a line of "extensions for the hair that you don't see...at least not during the first half of the...
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Funny story: GOP unveils new "You're Busy, Why Bother?" campaign

GOP unveils new "You're Busy, Why Bother?" campaign

WASHINGTON, DC - Still smarting from last month's midterm rebuke, the Republican National Committee has introduced a new campaign it hopes will suppress voter turnout in the future. Entitled, "You're Busy, Why Bother?," the multili...
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Funny story: Top Gear's Richard Hammond injured in Rocketfanny accident

Top Gear's Richard Hammond injured in Rocketfanny accident

Top Gear presenter, Richard Hammond was battling for his life last night as a TV stunt went 'tits up'. Hammond was driving the new Lotus Rocketfanny when he lost control and crashed.
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Funny story: Chelsea will play without referees, following FA offer snub

Chelsea will play without referees, following FA offer snub

Chelsea coach Jose Mourinho today announced that they would no longer agree to allow referees at their matches. It follows the sensational rejection by the English FA this morning of Chelsea's offer to "buy" all premiership referees fo...
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Funny story: Spears Naked, Hilton Nude, Lohan Panty-less Share Pulitzer Prize For Saving Journalism

Spears Naked, Hilton Nude, Lohan Panty-less Share Pulitzer Prize For Saving Journalism

NEW YORK - The Pulitzer Prize for Public Service went for the first time this year not to journalists but to news subjects -- actor Lindsay Lohan, singer Britney Spears, and celebrity socialite Paris Hilton.
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Funny story: Cinderella man Hawking wins World Heavyweight crown

Cinderella man Hawking wins World Heavyweight crown

He promised us a spectacle and last night Professor Stephen Hawking was as good as his word. In a night of thrills and spills, the plucky paraplegic finally conquered man mountain Klitschko to become boxing champion of the world.
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Funny story: Schumacher Blasted As Cheat By Ex-Ferrari Pit Man

Schumacher Blasted As Cheat By Ex-Ferrari Pit Man

Michael Schumacher, who to some is the best Formula One driver ever to have lived, could in fact be no more than a dirty cheat.
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Funny story: Northern Man Will Clean Up On Deal Or No Deal

Northern Man Will Clean Up On Deal Or No Deal

A man from Newcastle has threatened to be the first contestant to walk away with the top £250,000 prize on Channel 4's hit TV show, Deal or no Deal.
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Funny story: Will & Grace: Episode "Skippy The Cute-Tush Kangaroo"

Will & Grace: Episode "Skippy The Cute-Tush Kangaroo"

Characters: Will - Eric McCormack Grace - Debra Messing Jack - Sean Hayes Karen - Megan Mullally Lucus - (not cast) yo...
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Funny story: Playboy Hugh Hefner is new Pope

Playboy Hugh Hefner is new Pope

Hugh Hefner, the founder of the Playboy Empire has been appointed the 266th Pope in a dramatic turn of events. The Vatican were in a crisis meeting earlier this month following the 265th Pope, Benedict XVI recent diatribe on the Muslim community.
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Funny story: Pinochet death 'suspicious': Plutonium 210 cops

Pinochet death 'suspicious': Plutonium 210 cops

Santiago, Chile - (Ass Mess): Leading Global Piss Process luminaries, Bush Administration client-dictators and top-notch account holders of the Riggs Bank are preparing to fly to Santiago for the funeral of General Augusto Pinochet whose death yester...
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Funny story: Benefit Scroungers To Be Branded In New Government Initiative

Benefit Scroungers To Be Branded In New Government Initiative

In a distinctly un-seasonal move today the Government has announced that in future people on state benefits will have to be branded with an X on their forehead. A spokesman told us:...
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Funny story: Smoothie King Leads Bloody Revolt

Smoothie King Leads Bloody Revolt

In a shocking grab for power, the usually mild-mannered Smoothie King has led a bloody uprising against the Burger King.
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Funny story: Star-Bellied Sneeches Protest NAIS

Star-Bellied Sneeches Protest NAIS

Washington, DC- A spokesman for the USDA noted today that "We have been informed by our secret sources that our National Animal Identification System (NAIS) has missed a group that we should have been tracking previously. Evidently "Star-b...
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Funny story: NBC's 'To Catch a Predator' series exposes tooth fairy

NBC's 'To Catch a Predator' series exposes tooth fairy

NBC's popular series, To Catch a Predator, found the tooth fairy invading children's sleeping space on a recent production.
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Funny story: George Bush Becomes "Vagina Warrior" - Spears Nominated 'Poster Child' for Vagina Movement

George Bush Becomes "Vagina Warrior" - Spears Nominated 'Poster Child' for Vagina Movement

In stirring news today at the White House, your president, George Bush declared that he was a "vagina warrior" and will employ the implacable, Brittany Spears as poster child for the vagina movement. The term, "vagina warrior" com...
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