Funny story: No Winners Please We're Not British

No Winners Please We're Not British

Rubbish third-rate Canadian tennis player, Greg Rusedski, was today counting the cost of no longer being regarded as British number one by the UK's sporting media.
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Funny story: Showbiz Great Mickey Tiddler Passes Away

Showbiz Great Mickey Tiddler Passes Away

Sad news reaching us tonight of the death of war-time music hall star, Mickey Tiddler.
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Funny story: Bush Restarts Vietnam War

Bush Restarts Vietnam War

President Bush according to White House officials "lost his marbles" after the Iraq Study Group basically called the president a knuckle head. Bush, pen in hand, globe by his side told his aide to "Find that Viet Country" on the r...
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Funny story: Homer Simpson questioned in Litvinenko investigation

Homer Simpson questioned in Litvinenko investigation

Springfield resident and father of three, Homer J Simpson, has been questioned by Scotland Yard officers investigating the death of Alexander Litvinenko,after traces of radiation were found at his home.
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Funny story: President Bush: "Iraq Study Group Agrees With Me"

President Bush: "Iraq Study Group Agrees With Me"

After reading the Iraq Study Group report President George W. Bush has concluded that the panel of experts agrees with his Iraq policy. He assures Americans that there is no reason to change course in Iraq: not that he has ever been stay the course,...
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Funny story: Britney Spears elected Naturist President

Britney Spears elected Naturist President

Los Angeles (CA) - Britney Spears is retiring from show business in order to concentrate on her new career as President of American Association for Nude Recreation. Citing pressure from the media and paparazzi contributed to her sudden decision.
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Funny story: Billy's Days At The 'Bumhole' Look To Be Numbered

Billy's Days At The 'Bumhole' Look To Be Numbered

It looks like it could be the end of the road for the beleaguered manager of Bumpchester Rovers, Billy Crump, as his side suffer another defeat at the hands of St Joan's Kindergarten first eleven.
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Funny story: German pickle ointment lauded as the new Viagra

German pickle ointment lauded as the new Viagra

Baden-Baden - (Ass Mess): Scientists researching pheromones - the body's natural attractants secreted by 98% of the population - have discovered than an ancient Westphalian recipe pickle ointment made from distilled cabbage water and an indigenou...
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Funny story: Diembolden and Walentrenched to Help America Vote (Or Not)

Diembolden and Walentrenched to Help America Vote (Or Not)

Ohio and (South of Oz) Arkansas -- The Big Vote company Diembolden has announced that it will partner with the Big Box operator Walentrenched to "improve" voting.
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Funny story: Plaudits For The EU As Law Banning Pan Pipe Purgatory Passed

Plaudits For The EU As Law Banning Pan Pipe Purgatory Passed

Are you getting fed up with those Mexican and Native American guys in your town centre that play bland versions of songs that were bad enough in their original form but are even worse on the pan pipes? Well help is at hand thanks to new draft legisla...
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Funny story: Cherie: My Plutonium 210 Hell

Cherie: My Plutonium 210 Hell

Whitehall, SW1 - (Ass Mess): Prime Monster's wife Cherie Blair has told Breakfast TV about the moment when police officers from the UK's National Poisons Unit raided her Chambers after a number of barristers' wigs tested positive for Plut...
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Funny story: Least searched tags on the net

Least searched tags on the net

The trend of late has been for internet companies to hook into popular words people are searching and utilize them to drive traffic to themselves...
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Funny story: Naked Britney Spears Impersonator Sues Over Plastic Surgery "Outsourced" to Bangladesh

Naked Britney Spears Impersonator Sues Over Plastic Surgery "Outsourced" to Bangladesh

PALM BEACH, FL - A singer who impersonates Britney Spears has sued a Florida clinic over the results of her plastic surgery, which was "outsourced" to a physician in Bangladesh.
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Funny story: Bush 'affecting young minds'

Bush 'affecting young minds'

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Most young people watching TV coverage of George Bush are suffering side effects such as paranoia and blackouts according to new research published today.
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Funny story: Celebrity Sex Tapes and Taboos

Celebrity Sex Tapes and Taboos

A recent study on sexuality and exhibitionism has revealed teens and actresses are significantly less inhibited than just 10 years ago.
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