Funny story: Homeland Security Announces "Shoot on Sight" Policy.

Homeland Security Announces "Shoot on Sight" Policy.

As a follow up to the recently announced "Automatic Targeting System" by the department of Homeland Security, government officials released what they see as the next step in a process designed to rid the world of terrorists, trouble makers,...
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Funny story: Barmy Boffin Goes Totally Bonkers - Believes Star Trek's a Reality

Barmy Boffin Goes Totally Bonkers - Believes Star Trek's a Reality

The Spoof can reveal tonight that yer man with the funny voice that's meant to be so bloody clever is losing it big style.
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Funny story: Headless skeleton is Roman congestion charge dodger

Headless skeleton is Roman congestion charge dodger

Trafalgar Square, London - (Associated Mess): Archaeologists probing the remains of a decapitatied first century AD skeleton believe they have stumbled upon the victim of draconian Roman-rule traffic laws, executed for straying into Londinium's c...
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Funny story: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes slated to birth Anti-Christ

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes slated to birth Anti-Christ

Tom Cruise, recently appointed head of United Artists, and new bride Katie Holms have been penned in as the stars of their second biological reproduction, "Birth of the Anti-Christ".
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Funny story: Model With Two Arses Sacked By Fashion House

Model With Two Arses Sacked By Fashion House

Top fashion house man at C & A is at the centre of a row about the sacking of its face of 2006.
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Funny story: Bush Administration takes unorthadox action

Bush Administration takes unorthadox action

"We're going to play hardball with these pesky insurgents", announced President Bush today at a congressional hearing on the war in Iraq, "how can you run a decent war if the opponents don't fully cooperate?"...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Dropped Sean Preston for Google Hits?

Britney Spears Dropped Sean Preston for Google Hits?

(Los Angeles--CA) As if the bad press buzz over Britney Spears hanging with fellow homegirls Paris Hilton and Lindsay "I Can't Spell, But Look At These Knockers" Lohan wasn't bad enough, the mud just keeps flying. This time it's...
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Funny story: Prescott Scoffed My Darling Katie Claims Distraught Mum

Prescott Scoffed My Darling Katie Claims Distraught Mum

Tonight Deputy Prime Minister, John Prescott, is in police custody accused of eating the daughter of one of his constituents.
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Funny story: EastEnders In Sensational Seasonal Storyline Shock

EastEnders In Sensational Seasonal Storyline Shock

In what's seen as a total break from tradition The Spoof can exclusively report that BBC flagship, the pile of turgid misery better known as EastEnders, will not have something terrible happen to a leading member of the cast in the Christmas Day...
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Funny story: Britney Spears' Privates Crash the Internet

Britney Spears' Privates Crash the Internet

The entire Internet was brought to a standstill for twenty minutes last month by an influx of searches for pictures of Britney Spears' naked privates.
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Funny story: Wonka convicted of Oompaloompa manslaughter

Wonka convicted of Oompaloompa manslaughter

Popular businessman Willy Wonka was beginning a two year stretch behind bars yesterday after a judge found him guilty of manslaughter.
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Funny story: Santa's workshop closed down by BBC's Watchdog programme

Santa's workshop closed down by BBC's Watchdog programme

It looks like a bleak Xmas ahead for Santa after the BBC TV programme Watchdog slammed conditions in his workshop.
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Funny story: COBRA meets amid monstrous security fears

COBRA meets amid monstrous security fears

London - (Associated Mess): The COBRA intelligence committee has met once again in Downing Street amid growing security fears voiced by the Joint Chiefs of Staff after the unexpected discovery of a 70,000-year-old stone carving of a python's head...
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Funny story: UK Motorists to Face Execution Under New Scheme

UK Motorists to Face Execution Under New Scheme

The government today unveiled its latest initiative in bid to cut the congestion on Britain's roads. Former British Airways chairman, Sir Rod Eddington was comissioned to carry out a study into the problems of congestion, and research results whi...
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Funny story: Russian Ambassador Grows Second Head

Russian Ambassador Grows Second Head

The Russian ambassador to the UK, Anatoly Buggarrov was admitted to hospital yesterday after he began to develop a second head.
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Funny story: Channel 4 opens door for inter-species presenters

Channel 4 opens door for inter-species presenters

There were chaotic scenes at Channel 4 today when it was revealed that John McCrirrick had been replaced in 1985 by a shaved Orang-utan.
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Funny story: Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears Veg Out As Lohan Protests Cheney Execution

Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears Veg Out As Lohan Protests Cheney Execution

LONDON - Bound to a chair in front of a stone wall outside Buckingham Palace, Dick Cheney shook his black-hooded head, evidently refusing to utter any last words.
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Funny story: "Erections Anonymous" Members Flee Paris Hilton Naked; Trapped by Britney Spears, Madonna

"Erections Anonymous" Members Flee Paris Hilton Naked; Trapped by Britney Spears, Madonna

PARIS - Over 200 Canadian Erections Anonymous members fled from the Paris Hilton naked yesterday when a rumor swept the hotel that a nude Katie Holmes had arrived to taunt them, eyewitnesses said.
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Funny story: White House does not recognize the phrase civil war

White House does not recognize the phrase civil war

The White House has written a critical letter to Oxford University (authors of the Oxford dictionary) demanding the immediate removal of the phrase 'civil war' from all their editions and texts. A copy of the letter has also been sent to Camb...
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Funny story: Government Report States 'Motorists Will Pay to Enter Cars'

Government Report States 'Motorists Will Pay to Enter Cars'

A soon-to-be-released transport report from former British Airways chief Sir Cod Eddington is rumoured to include recommendations to the motor industry to change the way we enter our cars. The report covers 'revolutionary' solutions to Brita...
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Funny story: Motorists to pay for smokers' ill health

Motorists to pay for smokers' ill health

The British government, in a bid to tackle the problems of traffic congestion, the environment and the growing cost to the NHS of smoking across the country, have announced plans for British motorists to fund smokers' ill health.
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Funny story: UKTV Gold In Shock New Move Del Boy & Co Ditched!

UKTV Gold In Shock New Move Del Boy & Co Ditched!

Satellite broadcaster UKTV Gold has stunned the media world by broadcasting for 24 hours and not showing an episode of "Only Fools and Horses"...
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Funny story: Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer - Another Left-Wing Conspiracy?

Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer - Another Left-Wing Conspiracy?

Right wingers are calling this year's airing of "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer," the longest-running holiday special, a disgrace to the principals of democracy. It is thought that the Christmas special, which has been featured on netwo...
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