There were 579 spoof news stories published in December 2006. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears Veg Out As Lohan Protests Cheney Execution

Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears Veg Out As Lohan Protests Cheney Execution

LONDON - Bound to a chair in front of a stone wall outside Buckingham Palace, Dick Cheney shook his black-hooded head, evidently refusing to utter any last words.
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Funny story: Britney Spears vagina is #1

Britney Spears vagina is #1

The results are in for the most popular internet searches and yes, you guessed it, Britney Spears vagina was the most looked into key word on the net. Of course, said a Yahoo spokeswoman, Britney would have still been #1 even without her vagina in th...
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Funny story: Backscatter X-Ray Machine Malfunctions- Floods Internet With X-Rated Pictures Including You Know Who

Backscatter X-Ray Machine Malfunctions- Floods Internet With X-Rated Pictures Including You Know Who

Authorities say that one of the Backscatter X-Ray machines at Sky Harbor International Airport malfunctioned today sending pictures of a whole database of naked passengers onto the internet.
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Funny story: Naked Britney's Panties Eat Priscilla Presley's Sex Party Video For Beyonce's Sex Tape Shame

Naked Britney's Panties Eat Priscilla Presley's Sex Party Video For Beyonce's Sex Tape Shame

That's the type of thing top people could be reading over their cornflakes and coffee in the new year if plans go ahead.
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Funny story: Lembit's A Cheeky Boy

Lembit's A Cheeky Boy

Liberal Democrat MP, Lembit Opik, is today being dubbed the 'cheeky boy' of British Politics.
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Funny story: Custody Awarded of Britney Spears/Kevin Federline Children

Custody Awarded of Britney Spears/Kevin Federline Children

A Nevada judge has reached a custody decision on the two young sons of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline. Both were seeking custody of the children (Britney wanted shared and Federline wanted sole). In a surprising move, the judge did not grant th...
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Funny story: Britney Spears' Privates Crash the Internet

Britney Spears' Privates Crash the Internet

The entire Internet was brought to a standstill for twenty minutes last month by an influx of searches for pictures of Britney Spears' naked privates.
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Funny story: Spears Naked, Hilton Nude, Lohan Panty-less Share Pulitzer Prize For Saving Journalism

Spears Naked, Hilton Nude, Lohan Panty-less Share Pulitzer Prize For Saving Journalism

NEW YORK - The Pulitzer Prize for Public Service went for the first time this year not to journalists but to news subjects -- actor Lindsay Lohan, singer Britney Spears, and celebrity socialite Paris Hilton.
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Funny story: Vaginaless Britney Spears gets booed at Laker game

Vaginaless Britney Spears gets booed at Laker game

Britney Spears and her sister Jamie Lynn entered a Laker game over the weekend. After Britney had slammed a few Laker brews the cameras turned on her and she flashed everyone on the jumbotron.
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Funny story: Britney Spears Vagina speaks out on vulva abuse

Britney Spears Vagina speaks out on vulva abuse

Recently emancipated, the vagina formally known as Britney Spears, 'Carolina the Vagina" has been making a public plea on various forums for everyone to stop vulva abuse everywhere.
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Funny story: Christina Aguilera sex tape

Christina Aguilera sex tape

A rumor has surfaced that Christina Aguilera has a lesbian sex tape hidden in her closet. Sex kitten, Christina was taped having a trist with a Penthouse playmate in a swanky Las Vegas hotel room. The tape was recorded by a male groupie Christina pic...
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Funny story: Britney, Paris, Jessica and Christina have lesbian thoughts

Britney, Paris, Jessica and Christina have lesbian thoughts

Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson and Christina Aguilera all have lesbian thoughts. Not necessarily about each other but at some point in their lives if recent studies are to be believed.
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Funny story: Jewish "Snowflake" Wins Christmas Costume Contest

Jewish "Snowflake" Wins Christmas Costume Contest

New Orleans transplant and Jew, Alison Acorn won the annual Christmas costume contest in Durham today. Acorn, owner of the Durham Glitter Works, won the contest dressed as a Jewish snowflake. Imagine Phyllis Diller meets Swan Lake meets Frosty the Sn...
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Funny story: Naked Orlando Bloom, Nude Lindsay Lohan Mum On US Victory Plan : Implode Iraq and Bring American Troops Home By Christmas

Naked Orlando Bloom, Nude Lindsay Lohan Mum On US Victory Plan : Implode Iraq and Bring American Troops Home By Christmas

WASHINGTON, Reuters - The United States has come up with a war-winning strategy in Iraq that goes by the name "100 Percent Solution," according to White House and Pentagon sources.
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Funny story: Britney Spears elected Naturist President

Britney Spears elected Naturist President

Los Angeles (CA) - Britney Spears is retiring from show business in order to concentrate on her new career as President of American Association for Nude Recreation. Citing pressure from the media and paparazzi contributed to her sudden decision.
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Funny story: Britney Spears' vagina sues for emancipation

Britney Spears' vagina sues for emancipation

In an unprecedented move today Britney Spears vagina has retained council and filed court papers requesting emancipation from Britney Spears body.
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Funny story: Stunning Stat: 5 percent of Americans Virgins on Wedding Day

Stunning Stat: 5 percent of Americans Virgins on Wedding Day

New York - Statisticians and researchers are scratching their collective heads over this one - as many as five percent of Americans have not had sexual relations prior to their marriage. A visibly shaken President Bush has vowed to work with Congres...
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Funny story: Victoria's Secret sells naughty celebrity panties

Victoria's Secret sells naughty celebrity panties

Hollywood, Victoria's Secret announced today the company will be releasing a new line of celebrity inspired panties called, "Paparazzi".
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Funny story: XXX-rated X-rays have security screeners excited

XXX-rated X-rays have security screeners excited

PHOENIX New X-ray machine to debut at Sky Harbor International Airport this hoiday season. The security screening system takes pictures of passenger's entire bodies. Images are incredibly graphic in detail and can reveal both explosives and ge...
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Funny story: Naked Paris Hilton Endorses "Tongue Condom" For Weight Loss

Naked Paris Hilton Endorses "Tongue Condom" For Weight Loss

PARIS - Celebrity socialite Paris Hilton is to appear naked in a series of ads promoting the "Tongue Condom" (TC) as an effective weight loss tool.
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Funny story: Britney Spears' vagina is free

Britney Spears' vagina is free

Washington DC. - Britney Spears vagina had it's day in court. Superior Court Judge Seth Hardwood presided over the controversial issue of whether a body part can be emancipated from it's body.
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Funny story: Naked Britney Spears Impersonator Sues Over Plastic Surgery "Outsourced" to Bangladesh

Naked Britney Spears Impersonator Sues Over Plastic Surgery "Outsourced" to Bangladesh

PALM BEACH, FL - A singer who impersonates Britney Spears has sued a Florida clinic over the results of her plastic surgery, which was "outsourced" to a physician in Bangladesh.
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Funny story: Jessica Simpson declares: I have a vagina too!

Jessica Simpson declares: I have a vagina too!

Nashville, The press mistakenly attributed Jessica Simpson's recent crying jag to blowing the lines of the song, 9 to 5. Simpson was performing the tune in front of her childhood hero Dolly Parton as a tribute. It seemed Jessica, despite having c...
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Funny story: George Bush Recruits Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan for Iraq "Beaver Patrol"

George Bush Recruits Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan for Iraq "Beaver Patrol"

WASHINGTON (AP)-- Desperate to stop the Iraqi civil war and to beef up the morale of US troops, President Bush has recruited Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan to take part in a "beaver patrol" of that war-torn country.
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Funny story: Britney's vagina mentioned every three seconds on The Spoof!

Britney's vagina mentioned every three seconds on The Spoof!

A vacuous pop star's fanny topped The Spoof!'s most read articles for the month of November, proving that modern satire is just as wiling to tackle the big news issues as in the so-called "hey-day" of the 60's satire boom.
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Funny story: Remaining Harry Potter Movies To Be Recast With Younger Actors

Remaining Harry Potter Movies To Be Recast With Younger Actors

Uproar today in the film world as it has been announced that due to the current cast members of the Harry Potter movies growing up too quickly, it has been decided to recast all the Hogwarts students with younger actors, for all remaining films in th...
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Funny story: Thief Robs Bank using Wii Game Controller

Thief Robs Bank using Wii Game Controller

The last thing Chase Bank teller Lana Tam heard before waking up in ICU was, "OK Nobody MOVE I've got a WII controller and I'll use it!". Tam telling her story to Phoenix reporters recounted yesterday's robbery where a lone non-...
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Funny story: Bush Pardons Marijuana Convicts On Chistmas Day

Bush Pardons Marijuana Convicts On Chistmas Day

George Bush has decided to pardon all prisoners convicted of marijuana crimes. He had already pardoned one meth dealer as was reported in the The Spoof recently and decided it was time to take a sensible approach to the trillion dollar war on drugs.
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Funny story: Baby Barron Trump Sets Sights on Shiloh Jolie-Pitt

Baby Barron Trump Sets Sights on Shiloh Jolie-Pitt

But it's all business. The eight-month-old son of Donald Trump and wife Melania already owns his own company, CelebBabySpy.
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Funny story: Britney's Shocking Tattoo

Britney's Shocking Tattoo

The L.A. paparazzi were thrown into a feeding frenzy following Britney Spears' secret late night appointment at a sleazy back street tattoo parlour.
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Funny story: MySpays to erect humunguous cyber-tool

MySpays to erect humunguous cyber-tool

New York, NY - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Internet pet-neutering service MySpays.com has vowed to launch a potent new cyber tool for detecting fetishistic sex offenders who regularly cruise its pages to download footage of pussy-spaying operations.
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Funny story: "Erections Anonymous" Members Flee Paris Hilton Naked; Trapped by Britney Spears, Madonna

"Erections Anonymous" Members Flee Paris Hilton Naked; Trapped by Britney Spears, Madonna

PARIS - Over 200 Canadian Erections Anonymous members fled from the Paris Hilton naked yesterday when a rumor swept the hotel that a nude Katie Holmes had arrived to taunt them, eyewitnesses said.
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Funny story: US Navy Submarine Mounted By Giant Sperm Whale

US Navy Submarine Mounted By Giant Sperm Whale

Seamen of the USS Wyoming, a US Navy fast attack submarine stationed off the coast of Central American, had a rough jolt this morning after a gigantic sperm whale, in a gross case of mistaken identity, tried to mount the submarine and one of it's...
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Funny story: Santa Claus Arrested

Santa Claus Arrested

Santa Claus has been arrested under the USA Patriot Act after people reported a heavily bearded man seen flying last night around the rooftops of Washington DC suburban neighbourhoods, 3 miles from the White House.
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Funny story: Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and Others to Participate in New Reality Show

Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and Others to Participate in New Reality Show

Hollywood Starlets and media darlings Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, Madonna, Paula Abdul, Shakira, and several others have all agreed to appear on the new television reality series "The Great American Skank-off." The women will compet...
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Funny story: Porn Company "Girls Gone Wild" Producer Claims to have Learned a Lesson from Sentence

Porn Company "Girls Gone Wild" Producer Claims to have Learned a Lesson from Sentence

The producer and production company of the popular "Girls Gone Wild" video series claim to have learned their lesson after a recent court sentence. A Florida court fined Joe Francis and Mantra Films $1.6 million dollars after it was learned that at...
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Funny story: Naked Paris Hilton Goes Seal Clubbing As Thousands Cheer

Naked Paris Hilton Goes Seal Clubbing As Thousands Cheer

JUAN DE BUTTOFUCCO, WA - Celebrity socialite Naked Paris Hilton opened ESPN's first season of live, televised seal clubbing today, taking a sea lion pup by the flipper and dragging it onto the dance floor of "Thunder Clap," the most &qu...
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Funny story: Celebrity Sex Tapes and Taboos

Celebrity Sex Tapes and Taboos

A recent study on sexuality and exhibitionism has revealed teens and actresses are significantly less inhibited than just 10 years ago.
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Funny story: Santa Shot Down By NORAD; Millions of Children Witness Catastrophe

Santa Shot Down By NORAD; Millions of Children Witness Catastrophe

The US Air Force, NORAD (North American Aerospace Defense Command), in a gross case of mistaken identity, disintegrated Santa Clause and his 18 reindeer over Washington airspace this evening. Apparently, the heavy red man was flying over restricted a...
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Funny story: Witnesses: Saddam Hussein Was Hung Three Times

Witnesses: Saddam Hussein Was Hung Three Times

Most witnesses at Saddam Hussein's execution were ushered OUT of the gallows prior to his outraged Iraqi judge hauling Hussein's lifeless body back up to the scaffold, tightening a noose around his neck and RE-hanging the already belated dict...
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Funny story: The FAA and Homeland security ban Santa Claus from domestic airspace

The FAA and Homeland security ban Santa Claus from domestic airspace

In a surprise move today The Federal Aviation Administration and Homeland Security joined forces to unilaterally deny domestic air space clearance to the traditional Christmas Eve sleigh ride by Santa Claus.
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Funny story: Racer Ricky Bobby Killed In Golf Cart Accident

Racer Ricky Bobby Killed In Golf Cart Accident

Stock car racer, Ricky Bobby was killed today when the golf cart that he was driving went out of control and flipped several times killing Bobby instantly. Eye witnesses say that the stock car driver was rounding the turn next to the 7th fairway at A...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Addresses Recent Antics in Press Conference

Britney Spears Addresses Recent Antics in Press Conference

(BBP Newswire) - Former Mickey Mouseketeer and lip-synching industry blow-up doll Britney Spears addressed her recent brow-raising foibles in a shocking Malibu press conference today.
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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie fly to Tahiti for romantic interlude

Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie fly to Tahiti for romantic interlude

Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston have come together in an act of, "forgive and forget". Could turn out to be Brad Pitts' worst nightmare.
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Funny story: Saddam Hussein's body double executed

Saddam Hussein's body double executed

In an unprecedented move today the Iraqi government hung one of Saddam Hussein's many doubles in front of cameras, doctors and officials. The tape will be released to Iraqi television to prove to the many feuding factions in the country that Huss...
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Funny story: Small New England town invaded by trolls

Small New England town invaded by trolls

VERMONT, St. Vernon, a small town nestled in the hills of southern Vermont has been invaded by a army of extremely aggressive trolls.
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Funny story: Saddam's Noose for Sale on E-Bay

Saddam's Noose for Sale on E-Bay

In an attempt to raise money and show independence from Coalition moneys, the new Iraqi government has put Saddam Hussein's hangman's noose up for sale on E-bay.
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Funny story: 2007 Sculpture of Jessica Simpson Passing Gas To Rival 2006 Britney Spears Sculpture Giving Birth

2007 Sculpture of Jessica Simpson Passing Gas To Rival 2006 Britney Spears Sculpture Giving Birth

(New York--NY) Britney Spears, the most searched female on the web, will be locked in competition with Jessica Simpson, the most gassy female on the web starting January 12, when VaFa, an art gallery in New York City, will publicly unveil a sculpture...
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Funny story: Miss USA Tara Conner Donates Organs To Child, Who Demands Crown

Miss USA Tara Conner Donates Organs To Child, Who Demands Crown

NEW YORK, December 28, Reuters - Renegade Miss USA Tara Conner announced today that she has donated organs to a child in exchange for yet another chance to retain her crown.
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Funny story: The Striptease and Porn Industry on the verge of collapse

The Striptease and Porn Industry on the verge of collapse

Britney Spears' recent public striptease pictures are circulating on the internet like wildfire, immediately affecting the attendance in major strip joints and peepshows. It seems as if people have lost interest in striptease clubs, as interest f...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson Pleas for Saddam Hussein's Life

Michael Jackson Pleas for Saddam Hussein's Life

Saddam Hussein could be executed as soon as tomorrow. Michael Jackson, not a fan of Hussein but instead a humanitarian opposed to the death penalty text messaged Iraqi judges asking that Hussein be given life in prison instead. Unfortunately Iraqi ju...
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Funny story: Cruise and Holmes file for divorce to quell speculation

Cruise and Holmes file for divorce to quell speculation

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes announced to the media today they would be filing for divorce. They are calling it a future active settlement to avoid undue speculation.
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Funny story: Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer - Another Left-Wing Conspiracy?

Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer - Another Left-Wing Conspiracy?

Right wingers are calling this year's airing of "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer," the longest-running holiday special, a disgrace to the principals of democracy. It is thought that the Christmas special, which has been featured on netwo...
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Funny story: Duracell Bunny sacked after testing positive for steroids

Duracell Bunny sacked after testing positive for steroids

A spokeswoman from Duracell, today confirmed that the company has sacked the Duracell Bunny after testing positive for steroids and other controlled substances on the film set of their latest commercial.
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Funny story: Paris, Britney, Nicole, and Others Offer New Year's Resolutions

Paris, Britney, Nicole, and Others Offer New Year's Resolutions

It is a tradition as old as time to make New Year's Resolutions that will not last much past January. As in year's past, Hollywood's personalities, along with government officials, have released their resolutions for the new year: The Spoof has g...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Pole Dances at New York Strip Club

Lindsay Lohan Pole Dances at New York Strip Club

Hollywood Party Girl Lindsay Lohan was seen pole dancing last night at Scores, a New York City strip club. Witnesses say that the young woman came up out of the audience, grabbed onto the pole, and gave it a whirl. This was apparently prompted by...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Pamela Anderson Wed Christ After He KOs Boxing Champ

Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Pamela Anderson Wed Christ After He KOs Boxing Champ

RENO, NV, Dec. 25 - Jesus "Sonny" Christ capped his comeback drive in Reno yesterday with a ninth round knockout that sent reigning champ Stephen Hawking into a deep, possibly fatal coma.
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Funny story: Sexy Midget first space stewardess

Sexy Midget first space stewardess

Virgin Galactic announced the candidate selected to be the first stewardess in space.
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Funny story: Shakira dislocates her entire body

Shakira dislocates her entire body

Hollywood Ca. Shakira was admitted to Cedar Sinai Hospital this afternoon complaining of body pains that resulted from over rehearsal.
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Funny story: Victoria Beckham and Nicole Richie vaporize during workout

Victoria Beckham and Nicole Richie vaporize during workout

Los Angeles (CA) - The two celebrities were working out at Size 0 Gym, an exclusive Beverly Hills health spa, where they instantly vaporized before a packed crowd. The workout instructor was a little shaken after the incident, "These two ladies...
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Funny story: Michael Richards Enters the Rosie VS Donald Wars

Michael Richards Enters the Rosie VS Donald Wars

As if things couldn't get much worse, things GOT much worse when Michael Richards, offended by both Rosie O'Donald AND Donald Trump involuntarily called them both N-words during an interview on KVUE radio this morning.
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Funny story: Bush: "Grand Canyon Formed By Noah's Ark"

Bush: "Grand Canyon Formed By Noah's Ark"

In another environmental set back President George W. Bush has ordered Grand Canyon National Park to stop estimating the age of the slopes because right wing evangelicals are offended easily by the knowledge others gain in their elementary school cla...
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Funny story: Tom Cruise to sue clinic for leg extension op blunder

Tom Cruise to sue clinic for leg extension op blunder

It was made official today that Academy Award winner Tom Cruise is to sue chique London cosmetic surgery clinic "Make Me Look Human Ltd." for £40m after bungling his leg extension operation, turning him from a 5 ft 4 in short arse into a 6...
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Funny story: Scientists Discover Evidence of Flowing Water on Mars

Scientists Discover Evidence of Flowing Water on Mars

NASA scientists have discovered evidence of water flowing on Mars. Photo evidence shows that water has come to the surface from underground sources and followed gravity down the sides of craters and through valleys.
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Funny story: Trump threatens to strip Ms USA

Trump threatens to strip Ms USA

Trump Tower, NY - (Ass Mess): Notorious ageing rug-man and diehard aficionado of the bald-patch slick-over Donald Trump has vowed in public to strip Ms USA.
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Funny story: Bangkok hooker demonstrates new technique at world ping pong championships

Bangkok hooker demonstrates new technique at world ping pong championships

There were chaotic scenes at the world Table Tennis Championships in Bejing yesterday, when Bangkok hooker, Ying Tong Tidillifoo, beat China's no 1 seed in a highly charged match.
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Funny story: Asian condoms slur prompts call for 'cup sizing'

Asian condoms slur prompts call for 'cup sizing'

Bangalore, India - (Ass Mess): Following initial outrage over racist allegations that the global one-size-fits-all condom policy leaves much to be desired in males of the Indian sub-continent a leading prophylactic manufacturer has vowed to introduce...
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Funny story: Geico Caveman Suing Spoof Writer

Geico Caveman Suing Spoof Writer

Dewey County, South Dakota - Local ABC News affiliate WCMN reports today that the Geico Caveman has filed suit against The Spoof writer Woodpile for defamation of character. The suit is in response to an article written by writer Woodpile which sugg...
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Funny story: Rosie O'Donald Mistaken For Beached Whale

Rosie O'Donald Mistaken For Beached Whale

The peaceful quiet and serenity of South Beach, Florida was shattered this morning when a large crowd gathered around what they believed to be a beached whale. Squawking and high pitched squealing noises could be heard all the way down at 183rd St a...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Cast In Jessica Simpson Role As Britney Spears

Lindsay Lohan Cast In Jessica Simpson Role As Britney Spears

(Bentonville--AR) Monday, in front of Wal-Mart headquarters, Lindsay Lohan signed a deal with VH-1 to play the role of Jessica Simpson playing Britney Spears in a movie of the soon to be Pop Mom's life titled "Do You Like My Song or Just My...
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Funny story: Jared Fogle Spotted Going Biggie Size at Wendy's

Jared Fogle Spotted Going Biggie Size at Wendy's

Subway spokesman and former fattie Jared Fogle, who became famous for losing 350 pounds on his own Subway diet, was spotted yesterday by customers at a Wendy's restaurant. One restaurant employee, on conditions of anonymity, said that "Jare...
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Funny story: Gang attacks Michael Richards

Gang attacks Michael Richards

Hollywood, Michael Richards was attacked by multicultural youths yesterday coming out of a popular ice cream shop.
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Funny story: New No Calorie Diet Promises Extreme Weight Loss

New No Calorie Diet Promises Extreme Weight Loss

First there was No-Carb then Some-Carb then Low-Fat then No-Fat until finally along came the All-The-Cabbage-You-Can-Eat-Without-Barfing diet. Now, thanks to the miracle of the late night Infomercial you too for only 4 easy payments of blah blah blah...
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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell challenges Donald Trump to a duel

Rosie O'Donnell challenges Donald Trump to a duel

Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump got into a war of the words on Wednesday trading insults and barbs.
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Funny story: Ashley Simpson to Appear in Dreamgirls 2

Ashley Simpson to Appear in Dreamgirls 2

Beyonce who dropped 20 pounds for her blockbuster role in Dreamgirls went "Oh no she's NOT" after learning that producers, now working on Dreamgirls 2 were considering adding Jessica's lip-syncing little sister Ashley to th...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Dropped Sean Preston for Google Hits?

Britney Spears Dropped Sean Preston for Google Hits?

(Los Angeles--CA) As if the bad press buzz over Britney Spears hanging with fellow homegirls Paris Hilton and Lindsay "I Can't Spell, But Look At These Knockers" Lohan wasn't bad enough, the mud just keeps flying. This time it's...
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Funny story: As apology Michael Richards to wash feet of 4 black men

As apology Michael Richards to wash feet of 4 black men

Michael Richards (Seinfeld's Kramer) who insulted four black men at the Laugh Factory will apologize by washing their feet and their 40 toes clean.
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Funny story: Uri Geller's penis falls off as 'wankathon' goes horribly wrong

Uri Geller's penis falls off as 'wankathon' goes horribly wrong

Uri Geller was in hospital last night, with surgeons battling to reattach his severed penis, after a charity wankathon went horribly wrong.
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Funny story: Halliwell Puts Famous Dress Up For Auction

Halliwell Puts Famous Dress Up For Auction

Not to be outdone by the Aubrey Heartburn's 'little black number' that recently sold for nearly half a million quid, ex-Spice Girl Jerry Halliwell has put her famous union jack dress cum belt up for sale too.
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Funny story: Hussein: "With My Last Breath... I Curse Al-Sadr."

Hussein: "With My Last Breath... I Curse Al-Sadr."

Former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein was executed by hanging at 6am EST. What surprised most were Saddam Hussein's last defiant words, as he mocked Muqtada al-Sadr, the Shiite religious leader. Many were puzzled by this remark until the reasoning...
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Funny story: Live Giant Squid Filmed: Then Consumed Immediately

Live Giant Squid Filmed: Then Consumed Immediately

A magnificent giant squid was captured by Japanese scientists who were disappointed to learn that the mythical creature Godzilla had once again eluded capture. The giant squid was the first of it's species to be caught on video tape.
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Funny story: Saddam Hussein's hangman's noose to be auctioned on EBay

Saddam Hussein's hangman's noose to be auctioned on EBay

World Wide Web, Well, you should have seen it coming, it seemed inevitable, yes someone did it. Saddam Hussein's hangman's noose is up for sale on EBay for an amazing opening bid of $200,000.00...
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Funny story: Naked Britney Spears As Navy Finds Remains of Santa's Reindeer; "Donder Party" Ate Own Dead

Naked Britney Spears As Navy Finds Remains of Santa's Reindeer; "Donder Party" Ate Own Dead

NOME, AK, June 25, 2013, Reuters - Hopes faded for toy baron Nicholas Klaus and his legendary sheltered workshop yesterday after a U.S. Navy rescue team found the remains of his eight tiny reindeer on an ice floe 700 miles northeast of Point Barrow,...
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Funny story: Nicole Richie Arrested after Driving Wrong Way on Highway, Police Investigate

Nicole Richie Arrested after Driving Wrong Way on Highway, Police Investigate

BURBANK, Calif. - The California Highway Police are currently investigating why actress Nicole Richie was driving the wrong way on State Highway 134 under the apparent influence of drugs. The Simple Life star and 25-year-old daughter of pop...
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Funny story: Schumacher Blasted As Cheat By Ex-Ferrari Pit Man

Schumacher Blasted As Cheat By Ex-Ferrari Pit Man

Michael Schumacher, who to some is the best Formula One driver ever to have lived, could in fact be no more than a dirty cheat.
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Funny story: Women's Institute release new XXX Calendar

Women's Institute release new XXX Calendar

Eyebrows were raised today when The Dewsbury Womens Institute unveiled their new charity calendar.
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Funny story: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes slated to birth Anti-Christ

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes slated to birth Anti-Christ

Tom Cruise, recently appointed head of United Artists, and new bride Katie Holms have been penned in as the stars of their second biological reproduction, "Birth of the Anti-Christ".
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Funny story: Saddam Pleads Death By Chocolate

Saddam Pleads Death By Chocolate

Saddam Hussein has written an open letter to U.S. politicians and a human rights group requesting he be allowed to gorge himself on Mars chocolate bars until completely comatose, as part of his upcoming execution.
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Funny story: Obama and Edwards Vie for America's Youngest President Title

Obama and Edwards Vie for America's Youngest President Title

John Edwards, John Kerry's old running mate tossed his hat into the '08 presidential race today. Barack Obama, himself a toddler like Edwards (according to Herbert Walker Bush) is expected to soon announce his 2008 presidential aspirations as...
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Funny story: George Bush eBay Fanatic

George Bush eBay Fanatic

(Weed--CA) "I couldn't believe it. The President of the United States bought my humidifier!" That was Janis Malverne's reaction when she received an e-mail from G.Bush@WhiteHouse.org. Ms. Malverne explained in a phone interview fro...
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Funny story: James Brown to Dance at his own Funeral?

James Brown to Dance at his own Funeral?

Not for the faint of heart psychologists say, the funeral of Godfather of Soul James Brown is NOT the place you want to be if you're easily frightened or spooked or afraid to even watch Amityville Horror on Showtime. James Brown, living legend th...
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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Buys Indian Motel Chain, Desert Bedouin

Rush Limbaugh Buys Indian Motel Chain, Desert Bedouin

In surprising news today, American radio personality, Rush Limbaugh bought The Desert Bedouin chain of Indian-owned motels from the Patel family. The Desert Bedouin has been a fixture in American culture for the last 20 years, under...
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Funny story: Original Christmas Carol Lyrics Revealed

Original Christmas Carol Lyrics Revealed

RCA Music has revealed the original lyrics to many of the now famous Christmas Carols. According to producer Mary Fielding, "Most carols did not start out the way they are now. Our now beloved Christmas music has changed a little."...
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Funny story: Fidel Castro Returns $900 Million To Cuban People

Fidel Castro Returns $900 Million To Cuban People

Maximum Cuban leader-for-life Fidel Castro has decided to come clean as he lays on his death bed. He has admitted that he has squirreled away $900 million dollars in offshore bank accounts and that he is returning this money to the Cuban people.
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Funny story: FDA: Cloned animals "safe-ish" to eat

FDA: Cloned animals "safe-ish" to eat

Washington, DC - The Food and Drug Administration today declared that cloned and other genetically modified livestock are "probably" fit for human consumption.
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Funny story: Britney Spears gift wraps Federlines testicles for Christmas

Britney Spears gift wraps Federlines testicles for Christmas

First Britney text messaged Kevin Federlne about her desire to file for divorce. First strike against Kevin.
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Funny story: Taco Bell Begins Offering Discount Headstones

Taco Bell Begins Offering Discount Headstones

Funeral costs can be quite expensive these days with the average price exceeding $14,000. Taco Bell, acknowledging that some of their patrons could, for lack of a better word, die from ordering a Burrito Supreme at Taco Bell wisely c...
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Funny story: William and Harry snap up Nazi gingerbread men collection

William and Harry snap up Nazi gingerbread men collection

London - (Ass Mess): William and Harry, sons of the Pretender to the Throne, have snapped up the entire collection of an impoverished Ohio artist's exhibition entitled 'The Secret Lives of Gingerbread Men' consisting of over one hundred s...
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Funny story: 76er's Finally Trade Allen Iverson

76er's Finally Trade Allen Iverson

THe Philadelphia 76er's have finally managed to unload long time problem child and one time M.V.P. Allen Iverson. In a surprise move announced today, the team said that they have traded the player to Vinnie's Tattoo Parlor on 5th and Junctio...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Jumps Bail

Britney Spears Jumps Bail

Britney Spears, arrested again for letting her 2 year old drive a Mercedes Benz without a license escaped from jail and disappeared briefly before bounty hunters tracked her down outside an east LA adult bookstore, cuffed her and drove her and her 2...
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