Funny story: F.B.I. Begin Hunt for Terrorist Butterfly

F.B.I. Begin Hunt for Terrorist Butterfly

Inspired by the popular science notion that a butterfly flapping its wings in one part of the world can cause a hurricane in another part of the world, the F.B.I. has begun a search for the butterfly that was responsible for the recent Hurricane Katr...
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Funny story: Bush Praises Faith-Based Storm Initiatives

Bush Praises Faith-Based Storm Initiatives

New Orleans - Flanked by a glowing contingent of evangelical supporters, including the Rev. Pat Robertson and Left-Behind Rapture guru Tim Lehaye, President Bush on Thursday unveiled a bold new initiative to help victims of Hurricane Katrina. "...
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Funny story: Royal Mint to issue Harry 21st birthday sovereign

Royal Mint to issue Harry 21st birthday sovereign

London, September 8, 2005 (Associated Mess)...
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Funny story: Entrepreneur Bottles Toxic New Orleans Floodwater

Entrepreneur Bottles Toxic New Orleans Floodwater

Jefferson Parish -- Entrepreneur Roubideux Barr today began offering liter bottles and gallon jugs of toxic New Orleans floodwater on his website www.bigeasyaqua.com. Flood water taken from various locations in New Orleans is available, including th...
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Funny story: Michael Brown and Michael Chertoff Throw in the Towel

Michael Brown and Michael Chertoff Throw in the Towel

Federal Emergency Management Agency Director Michael Brown and Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security Michael Chertoff resigned their posts this morning under growing pressure from the four small companies that manufacture all the beads for...
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Funny story: Titanic Arrives in New York

Titanic Arrives in New York

New York, New York -- The famous ship Titanic arrived unexpectedly this morning in New York. The New York Port Authority was decidedly speechless as the ship dropped anchor at the mooring docks.
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Funny story: Katrina Debit Cards NOT issued by Capital One, Barbarians descend on New Orleans

Katrina Debit Cards NOT issued by Capital One, Barbarians descend on New Orleans

New Orleans -- In a city already beleaguered by looters, flooding, and incompetent FEMA officials, news that $2000 debit cards being given to Hurricane Katrina refugees were NOT issued by Capital One brought further fear and trepidation to residents,...
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Funny story: Schwarzenegger's Gay Marriage Vows

Schwarzenegger's Gay Marriage Vows

California's body builder governor Ah-nuld has announced today that he will not veto a California Legislative bill allowing same-sex marriages. This response comes following his previous announcement of appreciating homosexual people and even sub...
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Funny story: Schwarzenegger Vetos "Girly Man" Gay Marriage Bill

Schwarzenegger Vetos "Girly Man" Gay Marriage Bill

Sacramento: California governor and self-avowed 'manly-man" Arnold Schwarzenegger today vowed to veto a gay marriage bill which slipped past a lubricated California Legislature. Said Schwarzenegger, "Girls will be boys and boys will b...
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Funny story: Offer of Katrina Debit Cards Quadruples Number of Refugees

Offer of Katrina Debit Cards Quadruples Number of Refugees

Houston -- The Bush administration's pledge to provide $2000 debit cards to victims of Hurricane Katrina reportedly "quadrupled" the population of the Astrodome in a matter of hours. Said one box-seat level official, "Individuals...
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Funny story: Former President Clinton to be Part of Sex Study

Former President Clinton to be Part of Sex Study

(AP) Former United States President WIlliam Jefferson Clinton (Bill) has agreed to leave his retirement to assist a University of Arkansas study to find out if blondes really are better in bed.
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Funny story: More Animal Stars Test Positive for Steroids

More Animal Stars Test Positive for Steroids

(AP) In a follow-up to a story reported last week, this reporter uncovered several more animal stars who have tested positive for steroids. The list now includes such notable performers as Jumbo the Elephant from the Ringling Brothers, Barnum and Ba...
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