Funny story: Space Kiddies Beware! Michael Jackson Has Designs on YOU!

Space Kiddies Beware! Michael Jackson Has Designs on YOU!

NEVERLAND-Recently acquitted of child molestation charges, pop icon and maximum weirdo Michael Jackson has set his sexual sights on outer space, hoping to lure alien kiddies to his ‘just for fun' den of iniquity, i.e. his space age ‘sleepover stopove...
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Funny story: Pierce Brosnan new Spokesman for Just for Men

Pierce Brosnan new Spokesman for Just for Men

Antigua -- Facial hair is a natural phenomenon for men. It's a part of the body that can become an art form in itself. "Unless, of course, it's grey" said Pierce Brosnan, the latest spokesperson for Just For Men hair colori...
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Funny story: Scientists Study Female Orgasms

Scientists Study Female Orgasms

Minneapolis -- Scientists world-wide are studying female orgasms in the hope of developing a Viagra-like pill for women. In their offices, their homes and even their cars, research goes on for anything that could lead to development of another &quo...
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Funny story: Martha Stewart---Dishing After Her Camp Fed Vacation

Martha Stewart---Dishing After Her Camp Fed Vacation

NBCLand-Crafty domestic arts maven Martha Stewart, in a calculated bid to free herself from what she terms federal over regulation, has ripped off her parole ankle bracelet, passed it off on an assistant and taken a fast car to freedom in a desperate...
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Funny story: New Orleans Looters Suffer Foot Problems

New Orleans Looters Suffer Foot Problems

In the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina the first "early responders" were not FEMA or Red Cross relief teams. The National Guard was yet many miles away. Stepping into this complete void, teams of highly talented looters braved the rising flo...
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Funny story: After Michael, Peter Pan under allegations of child molestation

After Michael, Peter Pan under allegations of child molestation

CALIFORNIA-- Just months after Michael Jackson was cleared over child molestation allegations, Peter Pan, hero of Neverland, as depicted by J. M. Barrie, is currently under investigation over child molestation allegations. Peter Pan, 75, is currently...
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Funny story: Schwarzenegger to Leave Underwear in Office as Legacy

Schwarzenegger to Leave Underwear in Office as Legacy

Actor-turn-politician Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has vowed to leave his underwear in office, if his political days come to an end.
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Funny story: Gas Shortage Nonexistent, Oil Companies Admit Gouging

Gas Shortage Nonexistent, Oil Companies Admit Gouging

Houston -- Hurricane Katrina knocked out less than 10% of US refinery capacity. The current 'gas shortage' is in fact a reality shortage," according to experts, as several Louisiana refineries are already back on line. They're ra...
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Funny story: Cat Racism in New Orleans

Cat Racism in New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana -- Jesse Jackson was in New Orleans today investigating allegations that black cats were far less likely to survive the floodwaters and be rescued as for instance yellow tabbies or calicos.
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Funny story: New DVD Rewinder

New DVD Rewinder

Its cool, its fashionable and it promises to save you time and money. Its the all new DVD rewinder.
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Funny story: Al-Quada Claims Responsibility for Hurricane Katrina

Al-Quada Claims Responsibility for Hurricane Katrina

Kandahar, Afghanistan -- Prominent Al-Quada leaders have officially claimed responsibility for Hurricane Katrina and have vowed more effective forms of "Weather Terrorism" will plague the United States in the coming months, years, and decad...
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Funny story: President George Bush Describes his New Vision for the New New Orleans

President George Bush Describes his New Vision for the New New Orleans

WASHINGTON DC (AP) At a press conference held at the White House, President George Bush outlined his plans for the future of New Orleans.
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Funny story: Las Vegas Casino to Replicate French Quarter, build a "Newer Orleans"

Las Vegas Casino to Replicate French Quarter, build a "Newer Orleans"

Las Vegas (AARP) Casino Mogul Steve Wynnwood today announced that a"French Quarter" themed casino / vacation complex in Las Vegas will likely be completed "Before the actual city is pumped dry." Claims Wynnwood "I believe...
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Funny story: Manny Ramirez Plays For White Sox

Manny Ramirez Plays For White Sox

Boston, Massachussetts -- In a not so surprising development to baseball insiders, and those who follow the game, Manny Ramirez played against his teammates today.
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