Funny story: Iraqis Offer United States Oil for Food Assistance

Iraqis Offer United States Oil for Food Assistance

BAGHDAD (Reuters) Responding to the state of emergency in the wake of the devastation left by Hurricane Katrina, Iraqi officials announced this afternoon that they are offering the United States an oil for food program.
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Funny story: "Shoot to Kill" -- Louisiana Governor Blanco Declares Open Season on New Orleans Looters

"Shoot to Kill" -- Louisiana Governor Blanco Declares Open Season on New Orleans Looters

Baton Rouge -- Louisiana Governor Blanco announced a temporary closure of tourist season in New Orleans, and declared "open season" on looters. No sex, size or weight limitations on looters were declared, to the delight of big game hunter...
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Funny story: President to Have Head Surgically Removed from Own Ass

President to Have Head Surgically Removed from Own Ass

White House Spokesman Trent Duffy held a press conference earlier today to reveal that President Bush will be undergoing major surgery some time next week to have his head removed from his ass.
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Funny story: Press summit held to create Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie media nickname

Press summit held to create Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie media nickname

Shirley Knott: HOLLYWOOD - As the media continues struggling to find an appropriate nickname for the Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston split, the entrance of Angelina Jolie on the fringe of the failed Pitt marriage is wreaking extra nickna...
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Funny story: King Tut's Underwear to Tour US

King Tut's Underwear to Tour US

The underwear once worn by the ancient Egyptian pharaoh Tutankhamun is the centerpiece of a new touring exhibition entitled "Tutankhamun and the Golden Ass of the Pharaohs." After a successful run in Europe, where it was entitled "Tutankhamun: the Go...
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Funny story: No-talent kid says he is Bob Dylan's son

No-talent kid says he is Bob Dylan's son

NEW YORK CITY -- A young man claiming to be the son of Bob Dylan has come forward to say that he cannot follow in his father's footsteps because he has no talent and doesn't care to have any.
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Funny story: American Archaeology Journal goes E-X-treme!!

American Archaeology Journal goes E-X-treme!!

Plaid Hill, Mass. -- The editor of the American Journal of East-Mediterranean Archaeology has announced the publication of the youth-oriented American Journal of East-Mediterranean Archaeology E-X-treme!!...
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Funny story: The Origins of Cannabis Dates Back to Early Mankind

The Origins of Cannabis Dates Back to Early Mankind

The findings of a 30-year study by the rural Tennessee think tank, Cobb Bros. & Co., show the origins of Cannabis consumption by the human race dates back to the earliest beginnings of our species.
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Funny story: New Computer Input Device

New Computer Input Device

For those of us struggling with the confines of the standard 'keyboard and mouse' set-up with our PCs, the answer may well be answered by the answer from BioKey Inc. Their answer? A wearable input device which aims to make quick work of trans...
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Funny story: Delayed train puts a stop to climate stabilisation

Delayed train puts a stop to climate stabilisation

The UK government's 'International Conference on Stabilisation of Greenhouse Gases: Avoiding Dangerous Climate Change' got off to a frustrating start when 32 of the 200 invited scientists were unable to attend the first sessional meeting...
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Funny story: American People Embarrassed by FEMA; Bush Congratulates Michael Brown!

American People Embarrassed by FEMA; Bush Congratulates Michael Brown!

In the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, shock and sadness turned to disbelief and shame as Americans realized that Michael Brown and other FEMA officials waited over four days before beginning to deliver any kind of relief to the citizens of New Orlea...
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Funny story: Primitive Preacher Says "Good Riddance" to New Orleans Victims

Primitive Preacher Says "Good Riddance" to New Orleans Victims

God has taken his wrath out on Sin City and Las Vegas is next," said Brother Cletus Crapout of the Mountain Plains Valley Creek Community Church in Emmett, Alabama. Rev. Crapout delivered his prediction to the 15,000 present at each of the three ser...
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Funny story: George Bush Blames Bonzo Bush for Lousy New Orleans Relief Efforts

George Bush Blames Bonzo Bush for Lousy New Orleans Relief Efforts

WASHINGTON (Reuters)-President George Bush has placed the blame for the lousy relief efforts by the United States Government in New Orleans and the Gulf Coast in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina squarely on the former Acting President Bonzo Bush.
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Funny story: New Orleans McDonalds indicted

New Orleans McDonalds indicted

"the citizens of New Orleans deserved better" stated Federal Prosecutors as they indicted McDonalds for failing to provide food and milkshakes in downtown New Orleans.
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Funny story: NFL Steps Up To Aid Hurricane Victims

NFL Steps Up To Aid Hurricane Victims

After both the Super Dome in New Orleans and the Astrodome in Houston stepped up and offered shelter to the victims of Hurricane Katrina, the National Football League decided to offer its own form of aid.
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