Spoof news stories from Monday 26 September 2005
WASHINGTON (AP) Under withering political pressure, George Bush has been sneaking shots of whiskey to try to calm his nerves. With the entire country finally figuring out that George Bush is the most inept president since Hoover, Mr. Bush has begun...
Sony Pictures has announced that the mystery of who will be the next James Bond will be solved the way all decisions are made today: via reality television.
Little Johnny wanted a machine gun in his Christmas stocking. Little Cindy hoped to find a grenade thrower under her Christmas tree.