Funny story: Michael Jackson Opens Neverland Ranch to Child Victims of Katrina

Michael Jackson Opens Neverland Ranch to Child Victims of Katrina

This past week, singer Michael Jackson, who earlier penned a song dedicated to the victims of hurricane Katrina, offered to open the doors of his Neverland Ranch to child victims of the disaster. Jackson's plans for the chldren include "pro...
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Funny story: New Orleans Goes To The Dogs

New Orleans Goes To The Dogs

In the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, government officials were shocked to see the balance of power shifting from human to canine domination throughout the city of New Orleans. "This town has gone to the dogs," said President Bush on Thursday, foll...
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Funny story: The Madonna Miffed With Popeparazzi

The Madonna Miffed With Popeparazzi

"What am I, a saint?" moans Mary, mother of Jesus of Nazareth. "Why do these sketch artists and sculptors keep stalking me, trying to reproduce my image on canvas and stone? Their flashing torches are half-blinding me!"...
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Funny story: Bush hints at pre-emptive strike against the Moon.

Bush hints at pre-emptive strike against the Moon.

Washington - President George Bush startled journalists at a press conference today when he revealed plans to launch a pre-emptive strike against a new and unexpected threat; the Moon. Under intense questioning regarding the lack of military resourc...
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Funny story: Dateline 2105: Jerry Rice Announces Retirement From NFL

Dateline 2105: Jerry Rice Announces Retirement From NFL

Dateline: 2105 Wide Receiver Jerry Rice announced his retirement today after playing for 120 years in the NFL for all 84 teams.
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Funny story: Minorities Upset About New Cable TV Network: White Entertainment Television (WET)

Minorities Upset About New Cable TV Network: White Entertainment Television (WET)

(AP) Minority groups across the United States were visually upset and preparing to march against their local cable companies at the announcement of a new television station. White Entertainment Television (WET) will make its debut in November on ove...
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Funny story: Bowing To FCC Pressure, Howard Stern Switches To "Foreign Affairs" Format

Bowing To FCC Pressure, Howard Stern Switches To "Foreign Affairs" Format

(New York, New York) Following years of legal wrangling with the FCC, legendary New York radio personality Howard Stern has now "thrown in the towel" and converted his morning show into a "forum for discussion of pressing world iss...
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Funny story: Study: 4% Of Cell Phone Users Actually Speaking To Someone At Other End

Study: 4% Of Cell Phone Users Actually Speaking To Someone At Other End

(New York) Results of a long-awaited study on cellular phone usage have just been released, showing that as many as four percent of people who speak on cell phones in public may actually be engaged in genuine conversations with other human beings.
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Funny story: American Ignorance About Australia Not As Appalling As Once Thought

American Ignorance About Australia Not As Appalling As Once Thought

(Canberra, Australia) The Australian government has just released a three-year study of American attitudes toward the Island Continent which demonstrates definitively that Americans actually know much more about Dorothea McKellar's "sunbur...
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Funny story: George W. Bush Gets 100 on an ADD Test

George W. Bush Gets 100 on an ADD Test

LaLa Land - Today, president George W. Bush was given psychiatric evaluation after millions of people requested that he is admitted to a mental institution. Many of the requests were imported from overseas.
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Funny story: New Cure discovered for Headaches!

New Cure discovered for Headaches!

Don't you just hate having to go to the store just to buy overpriced placebos in an effort to cure thet annoying headache? WELL NOW THERE IS A NEW AND ENTIRELY EFFECTIVE WAY OF COMBATING HEADACHES!...
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Funny story: Gay Marriage - The Trail of Devastation

Gay Marriage - The Trail of Devastation

States all throughout the Mid-Western heartland and Southern American are unified by one issue - gay marriage.
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Funny story: Cruz: The Tabloid Favourite

Cruz: The Tabloid Favourite

The King and Queen of kitsch, David and Victoria Beckham, have been further rocked by allegations intimating their new baby in another shocking scandal.
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Funny story: Heterosexual Cherubs

Heterosexual Cherubs

Tony Blair has gone some way into explaining just what it is that makes the "special Bond" between himself & King of America George W. Bush just so special.
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Funny story: Tobacco Industry Given Government Approval

Tobacco Industry Given Government Approval

Asphyxiated Press Release == An appeals court Friday dealt a major blow to the government's attempt to hold the tobacco industry accountable for decades of alleged deceit about the dangers of smoking, ruling the Justice Department can't seek...
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Funny story: It's Good to Spin Wood on a String

It's Good to Spin Wood on a String

Australian mobile phone operator, 3G, have today unveiled plans to bring mobile communications services to the aboriginal peoples of South Australia.
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Funny story: Cuban Death Ray Threat

Cuban Death Ray Threat

Crawford, Texas - According to an unnamed guest at George Bush's Texas White House barbecue this weekend, Bush stated that Cuba has a death ray and derided Cuba's Fidel Castro for developing the weapon of mass destruction.
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Funny story: Britain sets sail, fish distraught, inflatable shark sales soar

Britain sets sail, fish distraught, inflatable shark sales soar

LONDON - Scientists from the world renowned Thropple Research Institute of London today announced that the United Kingdom is "helplessly drifting towards the North coast of France". The shock revelation was made during a hastily arranged lager and pe...
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Funny story: Tom Selleck Victim of Botched Plastic Surgery

Tom Selleck Victim of Botched Plastic Surgery

Crying foul and looking fouler, Tom Selleck has decided to sue plastic surgeon Ismar Ramsi after Ramsi botched a nose, face, and eye job on Selleck.
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Funny story: Harry Potter and the Curse of the Student Loan

Harry Potter and the Curse of the Student Loan

Literature. London - Friday 1st April. Bloomsbury, publishers of the Harry Potter books, have released the title of the next installment in the series about the boy wizard. The publication, which doesn't go on sale until August, will be call...
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Funny story: ‘Connolly's always for sale' says Wigan boss Jewell

‘Connolly's always for sale' says Wigan boss Jewell

Speaking at a press conference this afternoon, Wigan boss, Paul Jewell revealed his motivation for signing Republic of Ireland international, David Connolly. "Well it was getting really close to the closing of the transfer window and we still hadn't...
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Funny story: Study: Wheaties, Breakfast of Champions Helps Keep Men Trim

Study: Wheaties, Breakfast of Champions Helps Keep Men Trim

Bethesda -- Wheaties, "Breakfast of Champions" helps keep men fit and trim as well as reducing morning stiffness, according to a study that tracked over 1,700 men for 10 years. Virtually any form of morning snatchfood, apparently,...
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Funny story: Jeff Gannon Tapped for FEMA Post

Jeff Gannon Tapped for FEMA Post

White House Spokesperson Scott McClellan said today that Mike Brown's removal from the Hurricane relief effort was just the beginning. "We thought that Brownie's experience with the Arabian Horses Association would make him perfect for...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Blamed for Rise in Number of People Smoking

Hillary Clinton Blamed for Rise in Number of People Smoking

New York - A prominent member of the medical community has claimed that recent increases in the instances of smoking among certain group may be directly attributable to Sen. Hillary Clintons ongoing anti-smoking campaign. Dr. James West, who is a ren...
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Funny story: AFP Photo of Katrina Debit Card #: Priceless

AFP Photo of Katrina Debit Card #: Priceless

Astrodome: Within two minutes of AFP photographer Stanly Honda electronically publishing a photo of Katrina victim Latesha Vinette holding up her Red Cross debit card, Ms. Vinette was paged by the management of Reliant stadium to receive a call from...
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