Funny story: Gene Map Reveals Differences Between Humans and Republicans

Gene Map Reveals Differences Between Humans and Republicans

BOSTON (ARF)-The first map of the entire Republican genome gives scientists a chance to look at the evolutionary traits that make human beings unique and unlike the much detested species of Homo Sapien Republicanisis.
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Funny story: Katrina Gigantic Hoax to Boost Oil Prices

Katrina Gigantic Hoax to Boost Oil Prices

New Orleans -- Everything's fine. The smell of French cooking and sound of jazz wafting out the windows of clubs in the French Quarter. Locals snickering about the "Blessed relief from tourists" they've finally gotten. Hurricane...
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Funny story: Scientists Decode Chimpanzee DNA

Scientists Decode Chimpanzee DNA

Cambridge, Massachusetts -- A comparison of the genomes of chimpanzees and politicians shows "incredible similarity" according to scientists. Yet behavioral differences, such as walking upright, prevarication, and starting international co...
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Funny story: New 'Winner Drug' for High Achieving Kids

New 'Winner Drug' for High Achieving Kids

A new over-the-counter pill has been approved by the FDA for use in high-achieving kids. The drug stimulates the nervous system much like coffee, but with no adverse side effects apparent after a full two days of testing on ten adults. Many parents...
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Funny story: Looters: "Shoot to Kill"

Looters: "Shoot to Kill"

Washington: President Bush today recommended a "zero tolerance" policy towards looters. "Food, water, plasma TV's, it's all the same. If it doesn't belong to someone, that means, if they stole it, that it wasn't the...
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Funny story: George Bush Tells New Orleans Refugees to Eat Some Cake

George Bush Tells New Orleans Refugees to Eat Some Cake

WASHINGTON-US President George Bush has urged the victims of Hurricane Katrina in New Orleans and the Gulf Coast to eat some cake.
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Funny story: Diddy changes name to 'Puff Daddy'

Diddy changes name to 'Puff Daddy'

The entertainer formerly known as Diddy, apparently tired of being Diddy summed up his latest name change on the Larry King Live show saying,...
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Funny story: New study claims cells not dead from cell phones

New study claims cells not dead from cell phones

MOBILE, Ala. -- Mobile phone users can use their phones without fear of deadly consequences now that a study finds no evidence of a link between the devices and brain tumors.
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