Spoof news stories from Saturday 14 May 2005
MESMARIA, Md. -- Scientists have been disturbed for decades about why Mars' southern polar cap is offset from its geographical south pole. It was getting so that these scientists were damaging their health over the issue.
Australian all-round entertainer, Lord Rolf Harris OBE, MBE, has been commissioned to paint a portrait of her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II to commemorate her 80th birthday next April.