There were 183 spoof news stories published in May 2005. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Laura Bush Converts to Islam, Enters Harem

Laura Bush Converts to Islam, Enters Harem

RIYADH (AFP)-International tensions continue to grow over the disastrous goodwill tour of Laura Bush, the wife of United States President George W, Bush, after the American First Lady secretly converted to Islam in Jerusalem and later entered a harem...
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Funny story: Top 10 Reasons Why Michael Jackson Needs to Go to Prison:

Top 10 Reasons Why Michael Jackson Needs to Go to Prison:

10. Michael Jackson's nose. That disgusting chunk of plastic that Jackson now parades around as "his nose" is an affront to even the least talented Hollywood plastic surgeon. Michael Jackson has refused to face up to the fact tha...
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Funny story: Naked Sushi Girls on Western Menu

Naked Sushi Girls on Western Menu

The Chinese government's ban on restaurants from serving food on the bodies of naked women has led to a flood of 'Sushi Suzies' trying to find work in the West. But initial reports indicate the culinary requirements of a different culture...
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Funny story: American Idol Shocker: Scott Savol Quits, Apologizes for Wasting Viewers' Time

American Idol Shocker: Scott Savol Quits, Apologizes for Wasting Viewers' Time

Los Angeles - The big news of this American Idol season was supposed to be last week when popular rocker Constantine Maroulis was booted from competition. As of today, that news seems tame.
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Funny story: Hells Angels to Take Over War on Terrorism

Hells Angels to Take Over War on Terrorism

The Bush Administration plans to announce this week that the legendary motorcycle gang, Hells Angels, will be taking over the struggling war on terrorism.
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Funny story: Jennifer Wilbanks will Plead Guilty to Conspiracy

Jennifer Wilbanks will Plead Guilty to Conspiracy

DULUTH GEORGIA (AP) "Jennifer Wilbanks will plead guilty to conspiracy in her disappearance from her upcoming wedding," says Gwinnett District Attorney Danny Porter. "After reviewing all the particulars of this case, we brought in Jennifer...
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Funny story: Jennifer Wilbanks Couldn't Shoplift Fiancé's Virginity

Jennifer Wilbanks Couldn't Shoplift Fiancé's Virginity

Convicted shoplifter Jennifer Wilbanks grew increasingly frustrated by her inability to seduce "born again virgin" John Mason. It is thought that Jennifer even took John on shoplifting expeditions to Victoria's Secret - thinking that the thrill of st...
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Funny story: U.S. Sends Jedis to Iraq

U.S. Sends Jedis to Iraq

Washington D.C.- During a Department of Defense press conference on Friday, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld announced that the United States would deploy it's brigades of Jedi Knights to the war in Iraq. "Only the Jedi can restore ord...
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Funny story: Tom Cruise: "I didn't sleep with Michael Jackson!"

Tom Cruise: "I didn't sleep with Michael Jackson!"

SANTA MARIA, CA -- Appearing as a witness for the defense in the Michael Jackson molestation trial, Hollywood heartthrob Tom Cruise set the record straight about his past experience with Michael Jackson. Before a packed courtroom, Tom Cruise...
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Funny story: U.S. Steals Lake - Mocks Russian Village

U.S. Steals Lake - Mocks Russian Village

The Russian village of Bolotnikovo, where Stalinist Brainwashing remains the religion of choice, is renowned as a peaceful place. Just east of Moscow, it has always been a place where children roam the streets unafraid of kidnappers or bullies; a pla...
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Funny story: TSA Screeners Confiscate Fruit Trees, Detain SNL Actor

TSA Screeners Confiscate Fruit Trees, Detain SNL Actor

This afternoon airport security screeners at a Florida airport detained two suspicious individuals and confiscated several mango trees that the pair attempted to smuggle through a security checkpoint.
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Funny story: McCartney takes over Cream reunion to grand applause

McCartney takes over Cream reunion to grand applause

LONDON -- Paul McCartney showed up at the recent Cream reunion in London and took the place of all three Cream members for six songs.
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Funny story: Body of Jesus Found Outside Jerusalem

Body of Jesus Found Outside Jerusalem

A team of archaeologists from the University of Chicago, working with the Israeli Museum of Aniquities, has disovered a burial site three kilometers outside Jerusalem with remains of three to five bodies believed to date from the 1st century AD. &qu...
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Funny story: Paganism rages in Britain

Paganism rages in Britain

BOXBERRY, Great Britain -- A new study indicates that Paganism and the ancient art of witchcraft are on the rise in Britain. "Television, the World Wide Web, environmentalism, lo-carb diets and even feminism have all played a role in the resurgence,"...
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Funny story: Saddam Hussein Signs Underwear Deal with Calvin Klein

Saddam Hussein Signs Underwear Deal with Calvin Klein

NEW YORK - Calvin Klein announced a three-year deal with Saddam Hussein in which the former Iraqi dictator would appear in a series of advertisements modeling fashionable underwear. "We want to show the world that every man can improve his image by w...
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Funny story: Eddie Albert sightings rampant in U.S.

Eddie Albert sightings rampant in U.S.

GRAND MARSHALL, Texas -- Eddie Albert, the versatile actor on Broadway, in movies and on television, known most for his role on Green Acres, died at his home in the Pacific Palisades area of California recently.
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Funny story: Hitler's dentist describes Adolf's final days

Hitler's dentist describes Adolf's final days

SUMMERVILLE, N.J. -- Adolf Hitler was a shivering, boney, weakened man who sang to himself in the days before his suicide in 1945, according to a newly published account of Adolf's dentist, Emil Brustermeister, who cared for Adolf's mouth as Allied f...
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Funny story: Mason denies claim of found fiancé Wilbanks

Mason denies claim of found fiancé Wilbanks

Duluth, Georgia - After a jaunt by plane, Jennifer Wilbanks was delivered back to Georgia where she was met by family and friends. Amongst of which was John Mason her Groom. John who, was worried the entire time of her absence, came face to face and...
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Funny story: Lucas Strikes Back - 32 Additional Star Wars Movies Announced

Lucas Strikes Back - 32 Additional Star Wars Movies Announced

The Daily Swill, Hollywood CA - Citing insufficient assets and his desire to give back to his loyal fans, George Lucas, the true super hero behind the Star Wars movie empire, announced today that he would release 32 additional Star Wars movies over t...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson Fathers Brood of Puppies

Michael Jackson Fathers Brood of Puppies

Torrance, CA - The self-proclaimed "King of Pop" is at it again, this time in a slightly different manner. In an interspecies mating first, Michael Jackson has become the proud father of six cocker spaniel puppies.
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Funny story: Inflatable House Sells for $1,300,000

Inflatable House Sells for $1,300,000

LOS ANGELES TIMES--A world record of $1,300,000 was set in late May for the price of an inflatable house in the overheated California housing market. The buyer, Buster Mornduck, said he was lucky to get the home given the extreme competition for infl...
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Funny story: IBM Super Computer To Take On Noughts And Crosses World Champ

IBM Super Computer To Take On Noughts And Crosses World Champ

Following in the path of their chess playing, Kasparov-beating "Deep Blue", computer giants IBM have gone out again and astounded the game world. In creating a "super-computer" devised to win every time at Noughts and Crosses (th...
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Funny story: eBay Prosecutes First "Bid-snatcher"

eBay Prosecutes First "Bid-snatcher"

Here you sit waiting for the final minutes to drip by as you wait expentantly for the Limmited Edition signed XXL black T-Shirt from the premiere party of Hellraiser III to drop into your sweaty stubby fingers. Then, just as you throw back the last g...
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Funny story: Patients Succumb To Rodent Disease

Patients Succumb To Rodent Disease

BOSTON--Three organ recipients in southern New England have succumbed in the past month to a virus spread by hamsters, which morphologically changes the human body until the victims become large rodents. Officials said yesterday that three transplant...
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Funny story: Get Ready to Rumble: MLB Announces Celebrity Kick Boxing

Get Ready to Rumble: MLB Announces Celebrity Kick Boxing

The Daily Swill, SEATTLE, Wa - Michael Jackson vs Vanilla Ice? Paris Hilton vs. Jessica Simpson? Sounds like a popularity poll, but in actuality it may be a popularity stunt coming to a Saturday night Major League Baseball game near you.
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Funny story: Andy Rooney goes on tirade, plug pulled on segment-- network narrowly avoids millions in FCC fines

Andy Rooney goes on tirade, plug pulled on segment-- network narrowly avoids millions in FCC fines

Andy Rooney, famous for his short commentaries that appear at the end of the long running "60 Minutes" program on CBS, has been fired after launching into what can only be described as a controversial and obcene tirade.
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Funny story: Rolf Harris commissioned to body paint the Queen

Rolf Harris commissioned to body paint the Queen

Rolf Harris, an ex-Australian convict who learnt to body paint whilst doing time down under has been commissioned to body paint the Queen and other members of the Royal Family. The monarch, who has been painted by more than 120 artists in her life, i...
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Funny story: Apple PowerBook Battery Explodes; Bill Gates Badly Burned!

Apple PowerBook Battery Explodes; Bill Gates Badly Burned!

REDMOND WA (AP) A freak accident last night resulted in serious injuries to Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates. According to a fire department spokesman, "Mr. Gates was found slumped over an Apple Macintosh PowerBook. The laptop was in flames. It appear...
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Funny story: Side Effects of Bird Flu Vaccines Spark Concern

Side Effects of Bird Flu Vaccines Spark Concern

BEIJING, May 26 (UPI) - Although China has developed vaccines that block the spread of the deadly H5N1 strain of bird flu among birds and mammals according to Xinhua news agency, scientists fear the side effects which have been encountered in testing...
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Funny story: Saddam Drops Suit, To Star In "The Simple Life"

Saddam Drops Suit, To Star In "The Simple Life"

Saddam Hussein has decided to drop his suit against the Rupert Murdoch-owned The Sun, his lawyer said today. As part of the settlement, the former Iraqi strongman will feature in the next season of the riches-to-rags reality series The Simp...
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Funny story: First Lady Wins Hearts of Islamic Militants

First Lady Wins Hearts of Islamic Militants

ABU GHOSH, Israel - United States First Lady Laura Bush said Monday she was not surprised to be met by protesters during her tour of Mideast holy sites and pledged the United States will do all it can to help resolve age-old conflicts.
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Funny story: Obese Rabbit Sues McDonalds

Obese Rabbit Sues McDonalds

A Rabbit that lived on McDonald's new salad menu is to sue the American Multinational for making him obese. Ryan McRabbit, a vegetarian from Dublin's posh southside was thrilled with the introduction of the new healthy option menu at his loca...
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Funny story: "Deforestation Moving Along Better Than Expected" Government Chimes

"Deforestation Moving Along Better Than Expected" Government Chimes

The Amazon rain forest, second to the Atlantic Ocean as the wettest place on the planet and right behind Australia as the deadliest, is being destroyed at paces far greater than anticipated.
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Funny story: Rolling Stones '05 tour to feature debate on Social Security, no music

Rolling Stones '05 tour to feature debate on Social Security, no music

Legendary band The Rolling Stones excited their fans this week after announcing a world tour to kick off in the United States this summer, but that excitement was to be short lived.
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Funny story: Scooby Don't! - Cartoon Canine Leaves Velma at Altar, to Wed Wilbanks

Scooby Don't! - Cartoon Canine Leaves Velma at Altar, to Wed Wilbanks

Hollywood CA - Scooby-Doo, where are you? Velma Dinkley, Scooby-Doo's now ex-fiancee is asking that very question today as the most famous celebrity dog in TV history rocked Hollywood today by reneging on his engagement and scheduled wedding to D...
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Funny story: "There's Three of us In This Marriage" says Camilla

"There's Three of us In This Marriage" says Camilla

Disgraced former writer for The Spoof, Dogooder Dave has now found himself at the centre of a gathering storm in Royal circles writes Roy L.R Slicker, Royal Correspondent .
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Funny story: She's not heavy, she's my lover.

She's not heavy, she's my lover.

Most people find love in the usual places. For example, in the modern age of the computer most people are satisfied with spending all of their waking hours trawling through seedy chat rooms in search of that someone special, after all people often sa...
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Funny story: Russian extremist: God made me do it!

Russian extremist: God made me do it!

Self-styled "God's Commando" Aleksei Anatolli has claimed the fires of hell await the owners of a small rural hardware store for selling him a dud hand grenade.
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Funny story: Crown Jewels to Fund Royal Cheese Business

Crown Jewels to Fund Royal Cheese Business

A number of Britain's Crown Jewels are to go under the hammer as HM The Queen tries to raise the cash necessary to start up her own organic cheese business.
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Funny story: America Wakes Up - Rap Is Dead

America Wakes Up - Rap Is Dead

Los Angeles, CA - Much to the chagrin of no talent posers and US advertising and recording industry executives, it appears that the music buying public has finally wised up and is no longer interested in purchasing any merchandise that has anything t...
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Funny story: President George Bush Admits to Hot Affair with Geena Davis

President George Bush Admits to Hot Affair with Geena Davis

WASHINGTON --- In a stunning announcement from the White House, it was confirmed that President Bush has been having a long-term relationship with actress Geena Davis. The couple surprised Washington insiders last evening when they appeared together...
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Funny story: Bill Gates Pledges $250m to World Health Organisation to combat viruses due to Windows XP

Bill Gates Pledges $250m to World Health Organisation to combat viruses due to Windows XP

Record numbers of people say they are too stressed out to go to work, according to a report out today from the World Health Organisation. Its report comes after recent figures showed that almost 10% of working people were claiming some type of incapa...
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Funny story: The Who wants your help

The Who wants your help

London. The two surviving members of the iconic British rock band The Who have hooked up once again with rockumentary producer Murray Lurie to make a film about the band's turbulent history. Tentatively called "Won't get hard again" (a...
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Funny story: Planet outside solar system found, debated

Planet outside solar system found, debated

NOMOKE, Oregon - Scientists say they have found a giant planet orbiting a distant star. One astronomer figures the planet is five times the mass of Jupiter, at least.
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Funny story: Paris and Nicole Explore Michael Jackson's Briefs

Paris and Nicole Explore Michael Jackson's Briefs

Leave it to Fox. In a move virtually guaranteed to simultaneously expand its primetime network and cable news viewerships, the self-described "schlock" network has announced a very special May sweeps episode of "The Simple Life: Interns".
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Funny story: Traffic Cop ‘Gatso-way' With It.

Traffic Cop ‘Gatso-way' With It.

A traffic cop, who was caught at speeds of between 158 and 160 miles per hour by the newly installed Gatso cameras on the M4, has been cleared of reckless driving today by Judge Ayrton Schumacher at The Old Bailey and can resume his duties of making...
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Funny story: Apple Releases Real Tiger; Publicity Stunt Backfires!

Apple Releases Real Tiger; Publicity Stunt Backfires!

CUPERTINO CALIF (AP) Apple Computer CEO Steve Jobs unlocked the cage holding a full-grown Bengal tiger and watched as the tiger figured out that the door was now open. The beautiful tiger then leapt out of the cage and pounced upon several dozen comp...
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Funny story: Diana - Could Have Been Murder or Accident Shock!

Diana - Could Have Been Murder or Accident Shock!

The Scotland Yard investigation into the death in 1997 of Princess Diana has uncovered startling new evidence which could suggest that her death could have been murder or alternatively, may have been an accident.
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Funny story: No drugs thanks - we're cyclists

No drugs thanks - we're cyclists

The French Professional Cyclists' Association is in turmoil this week over a series of allegations that some cyclists are not taking drugs.
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Funny story: General Motors to Switch Cars to Pedal Power

General Motors to Switch Cars to Pedal Power

DETROIT--In a radical move, General Motors has decided to switch to pedal power for all of its car models in the 2006 model year say top executives at the company, who also unveiled their first pedal-powered model.
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Funny story: Satan Appears at White House

Satan Appears at White House

WASHINGTON, DC--In a development which has disturbed the evangelical Christian Right supporters of United States President George W. Bush, the Biblical Satan, complete with goatee, horns, a black cape, a pointed tail, and breathing fire and brimstone...
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Funny story: Wilkinson's grandmother included in Lions squad

Wilkinson's grandmother included in Lions squad

Tuesday 10th May. London. Clive Woodward was at the centre of another selection storm this morning after naming Jonny Wilkinson's granny in his tour party for New Zealand. Outraged Welsh and Scottish supporters vowed to now support the All Black...
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Funny story: New study out on chaotic origins of solar system

New study out on chaotic origins of solar system

BEND LUCY, Wisc. -- By using an expensive computer, scientists have developed a story of chaos in the creation of our solar system that, they agree, explains mysteries about our solar system.
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Funny story: Pope's Hat - Funny No More

Pope's Hat - Funny No More

VATICAN CITY, ROME - The entire garment and fashion district of Vatican City is currently in an uproar due to the recent untimely passing of the official papal milliner, blind Brother Bonito Bonnetto. The unfortunate Brother Bonnetto prematurely...
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Funny story: Election Results Left in Back of London Cab.

Election Results Left in Back of London Cab.

London, 4th May 2005. Former UK Independence Party Candidate Sir Gilroy-Kilt has ordered an enquiry following the discovery of the British General Election results on the back seat of a London cab.
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Funny story: Net Cures Damp

Net Cures Damp

Could the Internet be an answer to the problems of damp? If Mrs Swanson a pole dancer from Newcastle is to be believed then perhaps it is. At the ripe old age of 85 yet with looks that don't put her a day over 83 Mrs Swanson is convinced that the...
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Funny story: Same-sex marriage--is it good, bad or what?

Same-sex marriage--is it good, bad or what?

The problem with same-sex marriages is the sex of each person. Should we define marriage as a bond between two people who each have the same type of genitals or only as a union of different ones? And what about the genitalia-challenged people, where would they fit? For as long as there have been man and woman, the idea of having one mate has been endorsed. Mostly by women, of course, but t...
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Funny story: Blair & Bush Love Child

Blair & Bush Love Child

In a seemingly last ditch effort to remain head of the British Labour Party and victorious in the up coming election, the Prime Minister's advisory team, located in the basement of Number 10, have decided they must endeavor to erase the Blair ima...
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Funny story: Scooby-Doo and Velma to Wed

Scooby-Doo and Velma to Wed

One of Hollywood's most eligible bachelors will officially be pronounced "taken" this Saturday when it was announced at a press conference held today that the beloved Scooby-Doo and his co-star Velma Dinkley will be wed at Grauman's Chinese Theater...
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Funny story: Prince Harry's double begins army career - Harry sent to luxury holiday complex

Prince Harry's double begins army career - Harry sent to luxury holiday complex

Prince Harry has been smuggled to a luxury Mediterranean complex whilst his double will undertake the gruelling 5 week induction course at Sandhurst. The five-week initiation, described by Sandhurst itself as "five weeks of living hell" would have be...
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Funny story: The unforgettable incident of the Mars-Bar in the Vending Machine

The unforgettable incident of the Mars-Bar in the Vending Machine

Wednesday, 25 May Fuming. I have no money in the world right now, but, searching through my bag, I was blessed with two fifty pence pieces. Not believing my luck, I rushed to the canteen and put one on my card, and bought a cup of soup, (35 pence, 15 left over). Having guzzled that straight down (The croutons were fabulous!) I decided upon treating myself with the remaining 50p. Sinful,...
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Funny story: Grenade near ‘Superman' Bush could have exploded

Grenade near ‘Superman' Bush could have exploded

TBILISI, Georgia - An agent for the U.S. FBI said a grenade found near the podium where U.S. President George W. Bush gave a speech last week was live but apparently failed to explode due to a malfunction.
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Funny story: Little Girl Kills in Brooklyn, Understanding Violence

Little Girl Kills in Brooklyn, Understanding Violence

BROOKLYN, New York -- An angry tug-of-war over a rubber ball ended in tragedy yesterday when a 9-year-old Brooklyn girl fatally stabbed her 11-year-old friend.
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Funny story: U.N. Sends Weapons Inspectors to U.S.

U.N. Sends Weapons Inspectors to U.S.

New York, NY- In a sweeping vote by the security council of the United Nations, a clear majority voted to send U.N. weapons inspectors to search the worlds largest democracy.
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Funny story: Italy Pulls Out 3000 Pizza Delivery Men in Iraq - All Fast Food Outlets to Follow Amid Huge Losses

Italy Pulls Out 3000 Pizza Delivery Men in Iraq - All Fast Food Outlets to Follow Amid Huge Losses

Italy's Pizza CEO, Silvio Berlusconi, announced plans yesterday on a live chat show to start withdrawing his country's 3,000-strong Pizza Delivery Express service in Iraq in September. The move comes on top of the withdrawal of more th...
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Funny story: The Bachelor Party That Almost Happened

The Bachelor Party That Almost Happened

Senior Editor Martin Chase returned this morning to the D.C. Bureau bullpen to regale us with tales of his Bachelor Party weekend in New Orleans. The outstanding pictures, which, a quick-witted journalist like myself noticed immediately, show absolutely no nightlife or scantily clad women. A wary feeling of disappointment began bubbling within me.
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Funny story: Blackpool Donkeys Subject to EU Working Directive

Blackpool Donkeys Subject to EU Working Directive

Legislators in Brussels, which is culturally nowhere near Blackpool, have stated that the New Working Directive also applies to donkeys, as well as to dancing bears and organ grinders' monkeys.
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Funny story: Jesus Joins Film cast of DaVinci Code

Jesus Joins Film cast of DaVinci Code

The film version of the DaVinci code is set to begin production in June for a Spring 2006 release. The lead male role has been given to Tom Hanks. In a stunning victory for director Ron Howard he convinced Jesus to play himself in the film Version...
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Funny story: Donkey Can't Play Piano - Even Unable To Play Chopsticks.

Donkey Can't Play Piano - Even Unable To Play Chopsticks.

Ireland - Dundalk farmer, Clive Mancini has failed to teach his donkey how to play the piano - not even chopsticks. The pitifully talentless donkey in question is Asses, a 7 year old mare.
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Funny story: Granny-Grabbing Farrell Breaks Pensioner's Heart

Granny-Grabbing Farrell Breaks Pensioner's Heart

Revelations that heart-throb Colin Farrell spent hours begging for sexual favours from 70-year-old actress Dame Eileen Atkins may have set many hearts a-fluttering amongst those in the autumn of their lives.
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Funny story: Elmo Breaks Down

Elmo Breaks Down

New York - Sesame Street resident Elmo has checked into a mental health facility after reportedly breaking down in Oscar The Grouch's bin.
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Funny story: Air Force to Bush: We Want a Death Star

Air Force to Bush: We Want a Death Star

(WASHINGTON, D.C.) After attending a sneak preview of "Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith", U.S. Air Force officials were more than inspired by the Lucasfilms' pioneering special effects. They were patriotically urged to revive old ties to...
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Funny story: Great Britain: Partner In Axis Of Evil?

Great Britain: Partner In Axis Of Evil?

LYNCHBURG, VA - Prominent Southern Baptist minister, bon vivant and evangelical wunderkind, Jerry Falwell, recently appeared on Fox News recommending that Great Britain should be included on President Bush's "Axis of Evil" list. He...
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Funny story: Dick Cheney-flown the coop?

Dick Cheney-flown the coop?

BREAKING NEWS: Washington, May 3. Spoof's covert Cabinet level source has disclosed that Dick Cheney, who of course is the Vice President, has not been seen in his office or on the job at all since the State of the Union Address on February...
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Funny story: Terrorists Strike National Park

Terrorists Strike National Park

MOUNT ST. HELENS NATIONAL MONUMENT, Wash. (AP)--A string of suicide bombers rocked Mount St. Helens National Park on Monday in what federal homeland security officials are describing as "the most brazen attack on US soil since September 11."...
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Funny story: Apple's Jobs says company will talk to Podpeople

Apple's Jobs says company will talk to Podpeople

SAN FRANCISCO - Apple Computer Inc. will support and organize podcasts in the next version of its iTunes and iPod software, in order to communicate with the Podpeople of planet Xanyre 7 said chief executive Steve Jobs in an interview yesterday.
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Funny story: Jackson defense to call Mark Furhman and Abe Foxman to Testify

Jackson defense to call Mark Furhman and Abe Foxman to Testify

LOS ANGELES - In a surprise move, Michael Jackson defense attorney Tom Messereau stunned prosecutors by announcing today that he would be calling former Los Angeles Detective Mark Furhman and ADL President Abe Foxman as witnesses. Prosecutors intend...
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Funny story: A pianist keeps own counsel, and hopefully a staff of attorneys

A pianist keeps own counsel, and hopefully a staff of attorneys

LONDON -- The painfully silent gentleman played a range of music from Tchaikovsky's "Swan Lake" to Lennon and McCartney. Beyond that, not too much is known about this quiet man who may be in his 20s or 30s, who may be English or not -...
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Funny story: Steinbrenner and Torre Fisticuffs over Kentucky Derby Horses

Steinbrenner and Torre Fisticuffs over Kentucky Derby Horses

New York City - New York Yankees owner George Steinbrenner has had his share of run-ins with managers in the past. During his first 23 seasons of owning the Yankees, he changed Managers 20 times. His relationship with Manager Billy Martin became a...
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Funny story: Star Wars Favourite to Commence Stand Up Tour

Star Wars Favourite to Commence Stand Up Tour

Los Angeles, CA. - Breaking the stranglehold that Star Wars creator George Lucas has held on him for decades, a contract free C-3P0 announced at a press conference today that he would be embarking on a seventeen city stand up comedy tour of the East...
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Funny story: George W. Bush Resigns from Office After Old Fisherman Warns Him of Spooky Ghost

George W. Bush Resigns from Office After Old Fisherman Warns Him of Spooky Ghost

In what is no doubt the defining event of the 21st Century thus far U.S. President George W. Bush and his entire cabinet have resigned from office due to intelligence indicating a ghostly being known only as the Oil Ugly is now haunting both the U.S.
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Funny story: Laura Bush Goes Old School In Egypt

Laura Bush Goes Old School In Egypt

(Giza, Egypt---AP) First Lady Laura Bush struck a pose in front of the pyramids yesterday and turned back the hands of time on her rhetoric, praising dictatorships, slavery and other "old school" principles. Praising Hoshi Mubarak's 24 year dictators...
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Funny story: Who movie needs those who remember

Who movie needs those who remember

LOS ANGELES - Pete Townshend and Roger Daltrey, the remaining members of The Who, are the subjects of a documentary about the band's history.
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Funny story: Fair Deal for Gambling Grannies

Fair Deal for Gambling Grannies

Old aged pensioners in residential homes have raised the ongoing issues regarding crooked gambling activities. What had started off as innocent games of Snap, Old Maid and Happy Families has now become a source of illegal income within the private ca...
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Funny story: Last Secret of Fatima vindicated: Blair charged with Treason

Last Secret of Fatima vindicated: Blair charged with Treason

London, Tuesday 17 May 2005 (Rioters) UK Prime Minister Tony Blair was arrested in a dawn raid on No 10 Downing Street this morning and charged with treason - on the day that was scheduled to be the official State Opening of Parliament and a Labour...
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Funny story: Woman Trapped in Bathroom Endures 14 Hours of Piped-In Music

Woman Trapped in Bathroom Endures 14 Hours of Piped-In Music

Ladue, MO--A woman who was stuck in a Schnuck's supermarket bathroom for 14 hours without her cell phone and forced to listen to an endless loop of "elevator" and New Age music, while she repeatedly yelled for help to no avail, has file...
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Funny story: Glick to get ABC news anchor job

Glick to get ABC news anchor job

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The ABC Network has announced that when Peter Jennings can no longer do the network news program, it will take a radical turn of strategy and hire Martin Short as Jiminy Glick to do the daily program.
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Funny story: Repentant Bush Promises Truth and Change, Admits "We Did It For the Oil"

Repentant Bush Promises Truth and Change, Admits "We Did It For the Oil"

WASHINGTON, DC-A repentant and contrite-looking United States President George W. Bush has admitted that his Administration misled the world about the reasons for the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, and promised to tell the truth from now on at a well-...
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Funny story: Voyager spacecraft could be on verge of mission's end

Voyager spacecraft could be on verge of mission's end

HOUSTON, Texas - The Voyager 1 spacecraft is on the verge of entering interstellar space, or as space officials call it, "Way, way, way out there land."...
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Funny story: Rare snails found

Rare snails found

ROBUST, Ind. - A trio of snails thought by most scientists and laymen to be extinct has been rediscovered in the Coosa and Cahaba rivers, according to reports from the Coosa and Cahaba rivers.
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Funny story: New Jersey Builders to Evict 1 Million Residents; 500,000 More to Be Resettled in Connecticut

New Jersey Builders to Evict 1 Million Residents; 500,000 More to Be Resettled in Connecticut

Trenton, NJ--Not content with developing, ravaging, and pillaging the formerly rural state of New Jersey, several major builders in the state have begun evicting 1 million residents from several areas, such as Camden, Trenton, New Brunswick, Newark,...
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Funny story: Democrats Scramble Bombers, Prepare "Nuclear Option"

Democrats Scramble Bombers, Prepare "Nuclear Option"

Washington (AP)--In a sign of escalating tensions over the right to block judicial nominees, Democrats announced Tuesday that they had scrambled a bomber squadron capable of executing a "nuclear option."...
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Funny story: Ancient shoe found

Ancient shoe found

LONDON - Archaeologists say they found a 2,000-year-old shoe lodged in a hollow tree near Wellington in southwest England.
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Funny story: Wall Street Analyst Applauds Potential Apple Move to Intel Processors as 'Good First Step'

Wall Street Analyst Applauds Potential Apple Move to Intel Processors as 'Good First Step'

As rumors intensify of an Apple/Intel partnership, analysts have been generally dismissive or cautious in appraising its potential effect on the fortunes of Apple Computer. Not so for one forward-thinking analyst. David Becker Specks of Wall Street...
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Funny story: Ask Your Doctor About Umbilicex.

Ask Your Doctor About Umbilicex.

Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, and Paris Hilton are just a few of the big stars who have been taking Umbilicex for years. If you are one of the millions of people who are embarrassed by the appearance of your belly button, prescription strength Umbilice...
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Funny story: CANADA = TERROR

CANADA = TERROR

I am big hearted and a sucker for a sob-story. Any time anyone is in any trouble, I am always the first to put my shoulder to the grindstone, grease my elbow or write a BIG FAT CHECK. Two years ago, one of my neighbor’s dogs ran away. I tried and tried to find it – going so far as to put my LAMcopter into action – but the dog was never found. Did I let this tragedy pass unnoticed? Of course n...
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Funny story: Bush pushes to remove "Democracy" from public view

Bush pushes to remove "Democracy" from public view

In a short policy update brief today, president George bush explained that one of the policy changes he planned to make during his second term would change the way we describe our government, " It's more of a word change than anything. Democ...
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Funny story: New Species of Rodent Discovered

New Species of Rodent Discovered

During a trip to a local market in Laos, Southeast Asia, zoologists on a fact-finding mission to look for new species of rodents previously not known to exist, stumbled across a previously not known to exist species of rodent for sale on a butcher's...
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Funny story: Berlusconi Bomb Blasts British consulate in New York, Blair Blames Bush Love Tiff

Berlusconi Bomb Blasts British consulate in New York, Blair Blames Bush Love Tiff

Silvio Berlusconi has been arrested running away from the British Consulate in New York following bomb blasts at 3.35 am local time. New York police reported that the blasts shattered windows in the building and a big chunk of concrete fell out of th...
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