Spoof news stories from Tuesday 22 March 2005
WASHINGTON (AP) Following the decision by a federal judge in Florida refusing to order the reinsertion of a feeding tube into brain-damaged Terry Schiavo, President George W. Bush is considering his next move.
Jeff Weise was slightly upset about his rifle range and hand gun control school grades and so quite rightly, contacted the local Federal Judge so that he could have legal permission to exercise ‘his right to die'. The Federal Judge was bound b...
A recent study indicates that millions of obese Americans could achieve significant weight loss if they could only overcome their fear of sharks. Scientists report that subjects on the "Shark Attack Diet" lost up to 40 pounds in a single treatment.
After much consideration over the last few years the pope has had a twelve-year-old girl sacrificed in the name of his life. At approximately 1:37 pm, on Sunday afternoon she was hung from a rope, until her death.
Director George Lucas says that he "couldn't care less" if moviegoers don't like his last and final installment of the Star Wars franchise, ‘Revenge of the Sith'. He spoke last Thursday at the ShoWest convention at Paris/Las Vegas.
In breaking news, the FTSE has rocketed fifty points after a statement from Secetary of State Condoleeza Rice that the world is due to end "any time now".