Spoof news stories from Thursday 9 June 2005
Several major matchmaker websites for singles have jointly decided to change criteria for physical looks in their sites. The reasons given included a large number of falsehoods by subscribers in describing their characteristics and attributes.
Washington (AP) -The United States army has proudly recruited Pee Wee Herman to beef up its flagging war effort in Iraq.
Prince William has spoken of his desire to make the monarchy relevant in the modern world. "We can't live in the past. The days are gone when the people of Britain would accept a king who is out of touch with them and the world. A modern monarch...