Spoof news stories from Wednesday 22 June 2005
Miami, Florida - Yes, that's right… but, wow, Jerry's dating again! Tabloid TV tycoon Jerry Springer, after a much publicized break up with longtime girlfriend, Bambi Bung, has once again, or for the first time, found true love.
In a modern world apparently devoid of a half decent spiritual exemplar, yachtswoman Ellen Macarthur was today trumpeted as the latest demigod elect as she triumphantly sailed into Falmouth harbour following her successful record-breaking circumcisio...
BREAKING NEWS - NEWS BREAKING - Due to the lack of news in the world and the drab boring snippets that are being aired by the planets media channels Fox News have taken matters into their own hands and are trying to improve the quality of reports.
WASHINGTON, DC--(Reuters)--Under fire from Republicans, Senator Dick Durbin apologized Tuesday for comparing American torturers at the Guantanamo Bay prison camp to Nazis and other infamous users of torture.