Funny story: Bush to Seek Third Term

Bush to Seek Third Term

President George W. Bush announced today his intentions to seek a third term in office. When reminded that the 22nd Amendment to the U.S. Constitution limits him to two terms, Bush had this to say:...
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Funny story: International Space Station Downgraded to Junk Status

International Space Station Downgraded to Junk Status

CAPE CANAVERAL, Florida (AP) The space shuttle Discovery reluctantly returned to the launch pad for its first mission since the Columbia disaster, shooting for a July 13 lift-off date. But in an ominous foreshadowing, the journey from the assembly bu...
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Funny story: Bum smuggled into Sandhurst

Bum smuggled into Sandhurst

Buckingham Palace and Her Majesty Elton John have reacted strongly to reports that a bum was smuggled into Sandhurst Military Nursery by a leading chip paper distributor.
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Funny story: Preparations for G8 Summit Take a Step Forward

Preparations for G8 Summit Take a Step Forward

As the eyes of the world turn to the bonny hills of Scotland, G8 participants are gearing themselves up for their Highland Fling under the folds my own voluminous skirts.
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Funny story: Sandhurst stunt sparks security probe into Harry bomb scare

Sandhurst stunt sparks security probe into Harry bomb scare

A bomb dropped when Prince Harry was lost in training for over 7 hours yesterday. The Sandhurst alarm bells started ringing after Harry did not return from a rough and tough 5 mile cross country course which would normally take the most able cadets a...
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Funny story: Ozzy Osbourne - Prince of Darkness? Really!

Ozzy Osbourne - Prince of Darkness? Really!

Darkness, England - Buckingham Palace announced today that Her Majesty, The Queen, has sought to bestow the title of "The Prince of Darkness" upon Mr. Ozzy Osbourne. Darkness , a small town 45kilometers south of London, is delighted by the prospect...
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