There were 137 spoof news stories published in July 2005. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Angelina Jolie's Lips Explode

Angelina Jolie's Lips Explode

HOLLYWOOD (AP) Angelina Jolie was rushed to the hospital this morning after a freak accident resulted in massive trauma to the beautiful actress. The fire rescue crew that transported Ms. Jolie to the hospital reported that her face looked like she w...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton, Laura Bush and Hillary Clinton to Train as Suicide Bombers

Paris Hilton, Laura Bush and Hillary Clinton to Train as Suicide Bombers

WASHINGTON-Three of America's top women notables have announced that they will train as suicide bombers "to teach those Muslim girls a thing or two" they indicated in a press statement.
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Funny story: Wal-Mart to Begin Selling UltraLight Airplane Kits

Wal-Mart to Begin Selling UltraLight Airplane Kits

Wal-Mart Supercenters across the country are making room in their Sporting Goods departments for a new line of ultralight aircraft kits. The small single engine aircraft were made popular after John Walton, heir to the Wal-Mart fortune, recently mad...
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Funny story: Alan Greenspan Charged With Killing Off Middle Class, Setting Stage for Economic Collapse

Alan Greenspan Charged With Killing Off Middle Class, Setting Stage for Economic Collapse

WASHINGTON-Alan Greenspan was arrested on Monday at the US Federal Reserve and formally charged with killing off large sections of the American middle class after police read the new book "Greenspan's Fraud" by best-selling author and Economics Profe...
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Funny story: Minnie Mouse BUSTED!

Minnie Mouse BUSTED!

In a bazaar "routine gone bad" at Orlando's Walt Disney World theme park, star attraction Minnie Mouse had a rather unexpected "coming out" at a daily performance on the main fairway.
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Funny story: Historians discover - Foam, not an Iceberg sank the Titanic

Historians discover - Foam, not an Iceberg sank the Titanic

Foam, according to Discovery Channel historians, sent the SS Titanic plummeting to the bottom of the Icy Atlantic. Jan Draker, noted shipwreck historian told reporters, "Yes the ship hit a 250 ton iceberg but the Titanic sank the ICEBERG. Not...
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Funny story: Expert Comedian Roseanne Reveals Appalling Shocker - She's Married to Simon Cowell!

Expert Comedian Roseanne Reveals Appalling Shocker - She's Married to Simon Cowell!

Secret weddings seem common these days, don't they? We here at The Spoof were baffled to find out that quite recently, comedian Roseanne, who earned popularity in the late 1980's with the self titled, family themed sitcom has very sud...
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Funny story: Black Pixel Shortage Threatens Internet!

Black Pixel Shortage Threatens Internet!

Unconfirmed Sources report that the world supply of black pixels is running out. The shortage is believed to be caused in part by the overuse of exclamation points (!) in online humor web sites and blogs. Experts from around the globe are gathering i...
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Funny story: Congress To Repeal Law Of Gravity

Congress To Repeal Law Of Gravity

The Big Boys in Washington have proclaimed new laws of physics. What goes up does not have to come down and if they cannot make hay out of something, it does not exist.
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Funny story: Iowa Farmer Sells GPS-Based Crop Circle Creation Kit

Iowa Farmer Sells GPS-Based Crop Circle Creation Kit

DES MOINES-Rodney Rooter, an Iowa corn farmer has created a kit which he is selling to other mid-western farmers to help them create crop circles in their fields with their own tractors. The kit includes an easy-to-use computer program on DVD to desi...
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Funny story: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Marriage Plans Accelerate

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Marriage Plans Accelerate

In an announcement today that shocked the planet, Roman Catholic Virgin Katie Holmes and her lover Tom Cruise said that their wedding may happen sooner than had previously been expected, due to a turn of completely unexpected events.
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Funny story: London Bombings - Anti looking at people in a funny way Law Introduced

London Bombings - Anti looking at people in a funny way Law Introduced

In the wake of the recent totally unsurprising bomb attacks on the London Transport system the British Government have introduced a raft of new measures designed to show that something is being done.
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Funny story: Cherie Blair becomes new face of Victoria's Secret

Cherie Blair becomes new face of Victoria's Secret

Cherie Blair, the wife of Britain's Prime Minister, is the new celebrity face of Victoria's Secret.
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Funny story: Saddam Hussein/WMD Report Vindicates George W. Bush

Saddam Hussein/WMD Report Vindicates George W. Bush

President George W. Bush has pointed to the report by weapons inspectors saying that Saddam Hussein had no Weapons of Mass Destruction as proof positive that Saddam Hussein had Weapons of Mass Destruction. Speaking on the campaign trail, Bush told a...
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Funny story: West Virginia Outlaws Cell Phone Usage/Sign Language While Operating a Motor Vehicle

West Virginia Outlaws Cell Phone Usage/Sign Language While Operating a Motor Vehicle

Charleston - Senate Minority Leader Vic Spouse (D-Ansted) introduced a controversial new bill that could impact the way people communicate while motoring around the nation's 35th state.
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Funny story: Cruise and Holmes to Star in 'Maguire' Sequel

Cruise and Holmes to Star in 'Maguire' Sequel

After long debating whether or not Hollywood power couple Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes would star in a movie together, Holmes, 26, has said that the sequel to the 1996 film "Jerry Maguire" has been given the green-light from Sony Pictures.
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Funny story: Tom Cruise To Play Fighter Pilot In Sequel To War Of The Worlds

Tom Cruise To Play Fighter Pilot In Sequel To War Of The Worlds

On the back of the enormous box-office success of Steven Spielberg's War of the Worlds worldwide, dollar-hungry producers at Paramount Pictures recently gave the green light to shoot the follow-up, set to feature Tom Cruise as a dashing and fearless...
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Funny story: When "Hog Fever" Goes Too Far

When "Hog Fever" Goes Too Far

ALAPAHA, GA (AP) A giant wild hog fever is running rampant. The recent kill of the 1000 pound feral hog called "Hogzilla" has everyone catching the idea of hunting for unique animals.
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Funny story: Tom Cruise Freaks Out in Brooke Shields' Bed

Tom Cruise Freaks Out in Brooke Shields' Bed

After an ugly scene that ended in Brooke Shields' bedroom, actor Tom Cruise was taken away in a straight jacket. According to his publicist, Tom Cruise had to be restrained in a straight jacket as he was taken to a mental hospital. After being gi...
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Funny story: A push to upgrade car alarms

A push to upgrade car alarms

Bob is annoyed that his car alarm is such a lousy deterrent. In these times of increasing crime and vandalism, he is pushing automakers to up the ante, electrifying the cars exterior, deploying a laser-guided punching bag, or some such.
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Funny story: Support Group for People who Hate Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky

Support Group for People who Hate Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky

Local chapters of a new self-help organization are springing up in communities across the country, for people who can't get images of Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky out of their minds, even after 5 1/2 years have elapsed since Clinton's im...
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Funny story: Politicians Recoil at Great Theft Auto Sex Scenes

Politicians Recoil at Great Theft Auto Sex Scenes

WASHINGTON (AP)-Politicians in the nation's capital are reeling at the revelation of a series of hidden pornographic sex scenes involving them in the popular video game "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas." Nude photos of Cameron Diaz which are...
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Funny story: President Bush Tells G8: "I'm Wrecking the American Economy Faster Than Kyoto Would"

President Bush Tells G8: "I'm Wrecking the American Economy Faster Than Kyoto Would"

GLENEAGLES, Scotland-(Reuters)-United States President George W. Bush continued to isolate his country by rejecting the Kyoto Treaty on global warming at the G8 meeting in Gleneagles, Scotland. In a startling and confusing admission, he boasted that...
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Funny story: Fidel Castro to retire to the U.S.

Fidel Castro to retire to the U.S.

Havana -- On August 13, he turns 79; and for one that has lived a life like that of Fidel Castro, all that is left to do is retire. "And maybe swing a golf club or two," said Castro at a going-away party for the Iraqi ambassador just last week in Ha...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson To Enter Drinks Market

Michael Jackson To Enter Drinks Market

Michael Jackson plans to produce and sell his own brand of Jesus juice. The product ,aimed at 10-14 year old boys, will be available from Grocery Stores and Sex Shops at the start of next year and will come in 500ml cans marked "Sprite" And...
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Funny story: Armstrong Can Have It, Tour Riders Say

Armstrong Can Have It, Tour Riders Say

-- Pau, FRANCE-- "I quit." It's not something one is used to hearing from professional athletes. For the men and women who dedicate themselves to sport, training day in and day out to be the very best, competition is all there is. The greate...
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Funny story: CRIKEY! Croc Hunter Runs For White House

CRIKEY! Croc Hunter Runs For White House

Today it was announced that the Croc Hunter himself Steve Irwin will run for the job of being the next president.
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Funny story: NBC's Newest Realty TV Show is "I Want to Impregnate a Hilton"

NBC's Newest Realty TV Show is "I Want to Impregnate a Hilton"

New York (AP)--Following the ongoing success of NBC's "I Want to Be a Hilton" reality TV show produced by Endemol USA, the company is about to launch a spin off show called "I Want to Impregnate a Hilton" for aspiring upper class studs.
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Funny story: Suicide Bombers Causing Virgin Shortage in Paradise

Suicide Bombers Causing Virgin Shortage in Paradise

PARADISE - Officials in Paradise are confirming a serious shortage of virgins during the past six months. "This is the first time anyone here can remember such a shortfall in the availability of virgins. Many people are quick to blame the large numb...
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Funny story: Ask Simon Cowell

Ask Simon Cowell

American Idol's evil judge Simon Cowell answers your music-related questions in quite a brutally honest way. This week we have a letter from a young teenager. Here is what they had to say. Hey there Simon,...
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Funny story: "Grand Theft Auto" gets a test drive from Bill Clinton

"Grand Theft Auto" gets a test drive from Bill Clinton

Washington. "Oh Yes! Look at that!" said ex-President Bill Clinton as he tried out the "hot coffee" mods for the controversial video game "Grand Theft Auto". "Now that's what I'm talking about!" said Clinton, as he deftly manipulated the jo...
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Funny story: Bird Flu Confuses Birds That Fly

Bird Flu Confuses Birds That Fly

QINGHAI, CHINA -- Birds are in bewilderment throughout China tonight, as they are confused as to what all the fuss is about. The misunderstanding comes on the heels of an Asian bird flu pandemic.
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Funny story: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Open Hogwarts Wizard Gadget Store in WMD

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Open Hogwarts Wizard Gadget Store in WMD

Top US executive, Voldemort Bush and his side kick, the half-blood Prince Dumbledore Blair-Blaster have opened an up market store in WMD for evil scheming politicians of the underworld who are seeking to overturn the non-magical world of the Muggles...
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Funny story: Study Reveals Actual Uses for General Motors OnStar System

Study Reveals Actual Uses for General Motors OnStar System

OnStar is the latest in technology for in-vehicle safety and security systems. In fact, OnStar brings together emergency service providers, wireless telephone, and satellite technologies to help protect drivers on the road and this option is now considered standard on many General Motors vehicles. From the preliminary data pulled from several OnStar information collection centers, social s...
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Funny story: War on Terror Re-Branded

War on Terror Re-Branded

Washington DC -- According to Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld. the "War on Terror" is officially over. Tomorrow at 3 p.m. EST it will be replaced by a "Global Struggle against the Enemies of Freedom," a phrase which Arabic s...
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Funny story: Branson and Rutan Form "TransLight InterGalactic Spacecraft Company"

Branson and Rutan Form "TransLight InterGalactic Spacecraft Company"

LONDON (Reuters)--Billionaire entrepreneur Richard Branson has teamed up with aerospace designer Burt Rutan of Mojave-based Scaled Composites to form a new aerospace production company which will build a fleet of commercial faster-than-light spaceshi...
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Funny story: Vehicular Nose-Picking Ban Sought

Vehicular Nose-Picking Ban Sought

Washington, DC-PUT ALL YOUR FINGERS WHERE I CAN SEE ‘EM! Citing marked increases in loss of life and the obvious health and highway safety risks involved, a Pennsylvania legislator is putting Keystone State drivers on notice: "When this bill bec...
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Funny story: Arrest Warrant Out for Mick Jagger

Arrest Warrant Out for Mick Jagger

London, England- According to Satan, the London Supreme Court has issued out an arrest warrant for one Sir Michael Philips Jagger, a.k.a., Mick Jagger, frontman for the Rolling Stones.
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Funny story: New Super Soaker Unleashed - Tom Cruise Beware!

New Super Soaker Unleashed - Tom Cruise Beware!

London, England - Hasbro Larami, makers of the world renowned "Super Soaker" water guns, announced today that they will be releasing the limited edition Tom Cruise Super Soaker Microphone in tribute to the independent British comedy...
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Funny story: New Vehicle from Ford: "Not Your Grandfather's Car"

New Vehicle from Ford: "Not Your Grandfather's Car"

Deerborne, MI-- Ford Motor Company unveiled plans for its highly anticipated 2006 model "Equis LX," a vehicle that may very well revolutionize the automotive industry.
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Funny story: MLB Takes an Even Closer Look at Steroid Use

MLB Takes an Even Closer Look at Steroid Use

Last Tuesday it was discovered that New York Yankees first baseman Jason Giambi is actually former child actress, Kristy MacNichol. Through years of steroid use spurred by being typecast in Hollywood for her role as “Buddy” in the television drama ‘Family’ Kristy decided she wanted fame and fortune but wanted to stay in the entertainment industry. “For me, baseball was the first thing that...
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Funny story: NASA to become giant Theme Park

NASA to become giant Theme Park

(HOUSTON) -- NASA, amidst rumors that it's days are numbered (as in 4) officially announced the opening of it's new theme park outside Houston Texas. Inside sources say that the new amusement park tentatively named "Nasa~Land", will...
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Funny story: Jane Fonda to End War on Terrorism

Jane Fonda to End War on Terrorism

Washington, D.C.--Jane Fonda, that veteran vixen of Vietnam vehemence, is at it again. Only this time she's a-totin'! Yep, that once traitorous trollop has appealed to the Bush administration to join American and allied armed forces, lending her "ser...
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Funny story: Bill of Rights Updated for the 21st Century

Bill of Rights Updated for the 21st Century

Life is about revisions and change. Just think if we still used leaches to drain the blood of those who are ill. Or if our dictionary were the same dictionary used centuries ago (Of my konnyng that vnneth I it steere). Or if we settled our dispute...
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Funny story: The Terrorist, The Bomber and the BBC

The Terrorist, The Bomber and the BBC

LONDON (AP) - "Whether the London attacks were the work of a terrorist or a bomber is not the important thing", said BBC Director-General, Mark Thompson.
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Funny story: Michael Jackson to undergo experimental surgery

Michael Jackson to undergo experimental surgery

Michael Jackson will soon realise his dream. This weekend he will go into the operating room and be the first to undergo a revolutionary, controversial, and not to mention amazing surgery.
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Funny story: US Soldiers Freak Out in Iraq, Turn to Drugs, Grand Theft Auto

US Soldiers Freak Out in Iraq, Turn to Drugs, Grand Theft Auto

WASHINGTON (AP)--A US Army report says that the majority of the American soldiers in Iraq have turned to drugs after developing extreme morale and psychological problems, with mental stress, psychosis and paranoia most severely affecting National Gua...
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Funny story: Gremlins Plague Space Shuttle Discovery

Gremlins Plague Space Shuttle Discovery

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. -- NASA has once again delayed its long-awaited launch of the space shuttle Discovery until at least next week, now stating that Gremlins are causing the problems. The space agency is no closer to finding the Gremlins which recen...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson vs. Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson vs. Michael Jackson

Hollywood, California--Pop legend and world icon Michael Jackson, still recovering from his closest brush yet with the prospect of doing time, has shocked fans and family alike by his latest antic: he's taking himself to court. Yes, Michael Jackson i...
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Funny story: New Coat of Arms for Camilla

New Coat of Arms for Camilla

Clarence House, Sunday 17 July 2005 (Associated Mess) Prince Charles's office announced today that a new design for an official Coat of Arms has been submitted to the College of Arms for Camilla, femme en titre of the Pretender to the Throne of...
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Funny story: I'm a suicide bomber: get me out of here!

I'm a suicide bomber: get me out of here!

London - England. ITV have today announced ambitious plans for a brand new reality game show, to be screened in October. The show, which will re-locate to Afghanistan from the Australian jungle, will feature four or five b-list assassins - all c...
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Funny story: "Scotty" goes to big engine room in the sky; NASA Engineers shocked, saddened

"Scotty" goes to big engine room in the sky; NASA Engineers shocked, saddened

Redmond, WA. James Doohan, affectionately known as "Scotty" to millions of Trekkies and Engineers the world over, died quietly at his home near the Microsoft campus on Wednesday.
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Funny story: Martians Object to "War of the Worlds" Remake, Issue Ultimatum

Martians Object to "War of the Worlds" Remake, Issue Ultimatum

UNITED NATIONS, NY (UPI)-Humanity's first contact with an alien civilization occurred on Thursday when a large Martian spaceship appeared above the United Nations, shocking millions of New Yorkers. The craft radioed an objection to UN diplomats that...
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Funny story: Serial Killer Annoyed He Hasn't Been Given Cool Sounding Serial Killer Nickname

Serial Killer Annoyed He Hasn't Been Given Cool Sounding Serial Killer Nickname

Alaska- Alaskan serial killer, Michael Chambers, today expressed his growing frustration over having not yet received a sinister sounding serial killer nickname, essential to gaining the immortal notoriety all mass murderers crave.
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Funny story: Wimbledon: female grunting send planes off course

Wimbledon: female grunting send planes off course

Friday. Hundreds of aircraft have had to alter their flight paths during the Wimbledon finals due to excess noises emitted by female players, it was announced this morning. The planes, which frequently pass directly over the famous courts, reported...
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Funny story: Chamberlain Urges Joint FBI and Scotland Yard Investigation

Chamberlain Urges Joint FBI and Scotland Yard Investigation

London England and Baghdad, Iraq-Neville Chamberlain The Very Last, seeking to clearly identify the source of rumors touting pig's blood as a sure fire cure all for suicide and other self-destructive, psychologically harmful and anti-social urges tha...
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Funny story: Number 43 Scores 217 on I.Q. Test

Number 43 Scores 217 on I.Q. Test

President George W. Bush has taken an I.Q. test last week as part of a dare by former President Bill Clinton. When the results were returned to President Bush the score was determined to be 217 which is just under the highest I.Q. ever recorded of 228 (Marilyn vos Savant American writer, b 1946). This news comes as a complete shock to not only the American public but also the rest of the...
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Funny story: Jolie Adopts Ewok

Jolie Adopts Ewok

Actor Angelina Jolie flew into Planet Endor yesterday to sign adoption papers for the latest addition to her family - an Ewok.
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Funny story: Mob Bank Chief Raises Loan Sharking Rates to 35.5%

Mob Bank Chief Raises Loan Sharking Rates to 35.5%

Jersey City, NJ -- After two full days of meetings with representatives from the five major crime families, Central Mob Bank Chief Al Giorbilini has decided to raise interest rates on all loans by 5000 basis points to 35.5%.
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Funny story: Staples to market staplers

Staples to market staplers

In a surprise statement the US office supplies retailer Staples, Inc. (NASDAQ: SPLS) announced that it will discontinue its lines of electronics, writing instruments, paper wares and furniture and concentrate instead on its traditional core business...
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Funny story: London Bombings - Police to be Issued With Tickling Sticks

London Bombings - Police to be Issued With Tickling Sticks

At an urgently convened meeting of Great Britain's COBRA emergency planning committee, the British Government have introduced a devastating weapon as their contribution to The War on Terror.
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Funny story: Cyclist Goes for Record 10th Straight Loss at Tour de France

Cyclist Goes for Record 10th Straight Loss at Tour de France

PARIS, FRANCE -- All eyes in the cycling world turn to Europe for the sport's biggest event, The Tour de France. Lance Armstrong is the overwhelming favorite to win his seventh French race. But another American has his sites set on a record of...
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Funny story: Senator Frist Wants to Breed Clones After Seeing New Movie "The Island," Opposing President Bush

Senator Frist Wants to Breed Clones After Seeing New Movie "The Island," Opposing President Bush

WASHINGTON (AP)--In a slap in the face to President George W. Bush and his Christian right-wing backers, the leading Senate Republican Bill Frist announced he would back legislation to finance large-scale cloning of human duplicates to provide body p...
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Funny story: USA to Bomb Middle Earth

USA to Bomb Middle Earth

Washington, USA. Earlier this weekend the United States Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld announced plans to begin bombing the bad lands of popular fantasy: J R R Tolkien's Middle Earth. The plan comes in the wake of the NATO summit in Pra...
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Funny story: Chirac 'jokes about British food' as he gobbles down African snails with vodka at G8 summit

Chirac 'jokes about British food' as he gobbles down African snails with vodka at G8 summit

Chirac, Schröder and Vladimir Putin have already set an appallingly bad example at the start of the G8 summit as they have been photographed eating to excess whilst others in the world go without food. The Giant African snails were flown into Gleneag...
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Funny story: Restraint Urged In Karl Rove Treason Case

Restraint Urged In Karl Rove Treason Case

Several weeks ago, when I wrote about summertime and the impeachment of George W. Bush on June 16th, I was just kidding, I swear. The problem is I'm really too busy to continuously write about an impeachment of George Bush right now and will be until...
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Funny story: Things you will learn from Modern South Asian Soaps

Things you will learn from Modern South Asian Soaps

- The biggest aim in life is to get married; everything else falls into place once you achieve this monumental milestone - Every one is well settled in life, they all live in huge houses and drive luxury cars, some how they don’t know who to get married to...
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Funny story: Queen authorizes Prince Charles and Camilla to mount Bush's Royal coat of arms during USA visit

Queen authorizes Prince Charles and Camilla to mount Bush's Royal coat of arms during USA visit

Unbelievably and exceptionally the Queen has granted a non British national to wear and ride his own family set of the Royal coat of arms leather armor. Following the last tea party between the old British and the new Americans when the original Bush...
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Funny story: Religious Ruling sets back Suicide Bombers

Religious Ruling sets back Suicide Bombers

Dissociated Press -- In a major setback for suicide bombers, the Imam of the Cleveland mosque today issued a fatwa, or religious ruling, stating that suicide bombers must carry a current driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance if t...
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Funny story: What is Good for GM is Good for America

What is Good for GM is Good for America

Dearborn, Michigan--In a clever business come on designed to increase employment, gross income, automotive industry production and the potential for future car sales, General Motors, the Cadillac of the automotive industry, has generously proclaimed...
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Funny story: New York Yankees to Sign New Players

New York Yankees to Sign New Players

Da Bronx, New York---In a new reality show search for talent driven by unexpected and unpredictable injuries and aches and pains of one sort or the other, the New York Yankees are seeking major league quality pitching and have identified two big leag...
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Funny story: Slime-Based Ecosystem Found Under White House

Slime-Based Ecosystem Found Under White House

Washington--An extensive slime-based ecosystem of knee-high mud volcanoes, snowy microbial mats and flourishing crustacean communities lies in watery caverns beneath the White House, say researchers.
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Funny story: All Star Game renamed to "American League beat down festival"

All Star Game renamed to "American League beat down festival"

The American League topped the National League 7-5 in the "midsummer classic" on Tuesday night capping off nearly a decade of futility for the National League. The AL All-Stars improved to 8-0-1 in the last nine games and secured home field advanta...
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Funny story: Tone Deaf Dude Refuses To Stop Playing Guitar

Tone Deaf Dude Refuses To Stop Playing Guitar

It start outs nobley enough: the persuit of a new hobby. Though, as time passes and it often becomes apparent to everybody except the persuier of the hobby should be encouraged to "persue other activities that are better suited to them". Typically, an intervention isn't required to weane the hobby from the 'person' because their total lack of an attention span usually substi...
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Funny story: Terrorists Mock Washington, Re-Brand Terrorism "Explosive Diplomacy"

Terrorists Mock Washington, Re-Brand Terrorism "Explosive Diplomacy"

From Al-Jazeera -- According to a posting on the Al-Jazeera website, terrorists throughout the Middle East were "highly amused" by the Bush administration's recent decision to re-brand the "War on Terrorism" as a "Global...
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Funny story: Personal Tape Included in New Lohan DVD Set

Personal Tape Included in New Lohan DVD Set

Lindsay Lohan's new CD/DVD set "Lindsay Lohan: Something I Never Had" may have had her teen fans desperate since an advertisement found in her debut album "Speak" announced the release for summer 2005, but recent comments made...
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Funny story: Lines Between the States to be Redrawn

Lines Between the States to be Redrawn

Washington, DC-Soon travelers will have to be on their toes when traveling the highways and byways of the United States. A press release just received from the Department of Homeland Security announces a massive project about to be launched to repain...
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Funny story: President George Bush Had Role in ‘Batman Begins' Movie

President George Bush Had Role in ‘Batman Begins' Movie

WASHINGTON, DC-Diligent Spoof reporters have uncovered the startling fact that American President George W. Bush had a major role in the recent Batman movie starring Christian Bale.
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Funny story: Money & Mo Money

Money & Mo Money

Raise your hand if you are looking for money and can't find it? Throughout the world money/currency is becoming scarce. What is the soluation you ask? Well look no further....the world's currency is now M&M's those great chocolate treats...
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Funny story: ACLU to defend reporter that knows President's name, address

ACLU to defend reporter that knows President's name, address

Somewhere east of the Mississippi-This reporter has learned, by the most surreptitious means, that the ACLU has taken the case of a reporter that has (purportedly) been arrested by the Secret Service and charged with knowing newly classified i...
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Funny story: What, Me Worry?

What, Me Worry?

A new Pew Research poll shows that nearly 50% of Germans, 57% of Frenchmen and nearly a third of British citizens believe that the United States is over-reacting to the threat of Terrorism. President George W. Bush, wearing a flack jacket, helmet, ga...
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Funny story: Gerbil find update, RSPCA seizes another 550 rodents from Houses of Parliament

Gerbil find update, RSPCA seizes another 550 rodents from Houses of Parliament

The Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (RSPCA) has found another stash of rodents. However, this time, they appear to have mutated into a viscous snarling mouth frothing breed that will certainly have to be culled by the most huma...
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Funny story: Tony Blair To Rock The Palace

Tony Blair To Rock The Palace

London and Washington---Tony Blair, glamorous and still upright Prime Minister of America's best ally across the Atlantic, The Brits, also known as the United Kingdom across what once was called the pond, has announced that he is tired of all...
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Funny story: Cooking with Rice

Cooking with Rice

Condi is scouring the planet, looking for the latest new dish. For professionals only. Middle East Ménage...
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Funny story: Ready Steady Cook vote controversy.

Ready Steady Cook vote controversy.

Ainsley Harriot accused of Vote rigging in Ready-Steady-Cook vote controversy.
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Funny story: I Think I Might Be Addicted To Food

I Think I Might Be Addicted To Food

It's the hardest thing in the world to admit to an addiction but, after much anguished deliberation, I feel as though it's time I came clean. I've been hiding this terrible secret for far too long. For you see, as long as I can remember now, I've had a deperate dependency on food, to the the extent that I sometimes eat up to 3 - 4 full meals a day. My situation has become hopeless,...
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Funny story: Live 8 Makes Poverty History, Breaks Previous Records

Live 8 Makes Poverty History, Breaks Previous Records

LONDON, ENGLAND -- Organizers agree, Live 8 is making poverty history. Britain Prime Minister Tony Blair saluted the musicians involved for their tremendous accomplishment.
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Funny story: Saddam Hussein, Ariel Sharon and George W. Bush thank Southern Baptists--Shared Values Cited

Saddam Hussein, Ariel Sharon and George W. Bush thank Southern Baptists--Shared Values Cited

NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- The new alliance between Saddam Hussein, Ariel Sharon, American President George W. Bush and Conservative Christians was utterly evident yesterday when the former Iraqi leader, the Israeli Prime Minister and the U.S. President spo...
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Funny story: Wham Bang - No Thank You Mam

Wham Bang - No Thank You Mam

ATOMIC BOMBS NEVER EXISTED - under the 50 year disclosure laws that prevail in the US it has been declared that nuclear weapons never existed and were an elaborate hoax. The hoax was developed initially to fox the Japs in the latter part of th...
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Funny story: 67% of Surveys carried out for newspaper headlines

67% of Surveys carried out for newspaper headlines

A new survey shows that a staggering 67% of surveys carried out are done purely for newspaper articles and headlines and not research.
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Funny story: Bush To Pardon Rove, Libby and Cheney

Bush To Pardon Rove, Libby and Cheney

In an attempt to retain Chief of Staff Karl Rove, also known as his brain, President George W. Bush has made known through insiders that he is lowering the bar once again, announcing that anyone on his staff who commits two felonies may remain workin...
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Funny story: Republicans Seek New Brain for President George Bush as Karl Rove Self-Destructs

Republicans Seek New Brain for President George Bush as Karl Rove Self-Destructs

WASHINGTON (Reuters)-Republican strategists in the White House are desperately seeking a new brain for President George W. Bush due to the self-destruction of Karl Rove, Bush's current brain and his top political advisor.
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Funny story: Shuttle crew Mutinies, headed for Mars

Shuttle crew Mutinies, headed for Mars

HOUSTON -- Mission Control guidance computers are attempting to regain control of space shuttle Discovery after the shuttle's commander ignited on-board boosters, broke earth orbit and radioed Mission Control that they were .. "Head'n...
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Funny story: G. Dubya Butch Tired Of Bad Jokes, Orders FBI Investigation of Sassy Satirists

G. Dubya Butch Tired Of Bad Jokes, Orders FBI Investigation of Sassy Satirists

Washington and Anywhere G. W. Butch Has Influence---In a determined, full time and open throttle effort to cut down on good, bad, ugly and indifferent jokes at his expense, G. W. Bush, now Presidential butt of, in his humble but substantial opinion...
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Funny story: God Testifies at Van Gogh Trial

God Testifies at Van Gogh Trial

Last November 2nd the grandnephew of artist Vincent Van Gogh was murdered by a 27 year-old Islamic militant named Muhammad Bouyeri. It seems Bouyeri took exception to Theo Van Gogh's views as expressed in film and brutally murdered Theo first by shoo...
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Funny story: Chitty's-R-US

Chitty's-R-US

R U in need for more bang for your buck???....then come on down to the chites-General Motors Dealership. We have the new and latest models of that special car that flies. When you think you are not moving fast enough...just wait it will suprise...
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Funny story: Latest Poll Shows Drop in 4th Flatmate Approval Rating

Latest Poll Shows Drop in 4th Flatmate Approval Rating

Cobham, Kent. Last Wednesday popularity listings for 15 Largo Road were released with speculations of who would lead as ‘top flatmate' and candidate for free pints in the union. The results were far from expected as 4th flatmate, Andrew Pars...
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Funny story: Keanu's Donkey

Keanu's Donkey

On July 24, 2005, Keanu Reeves was seen "riding a donkey" down the street to a local Starbucks. It was said that he "had a saddle and a bridle on a donkey and was slowly but surely clip-clopping down the local street."...
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Funny story: Blair's make-up habits scrutinized after massive overspend

Blair's make-up habits scrutinized after massive overspend

Tony Blair's makeup habits are being scrutinized after a massive overspend has been discovered following a parliamentary question. Government whip Lord Bassam of Brighton disclosed the appalling figures in response to a parliamentary question tabled...
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Funny story: Bin Ladin Family Uses Commercial Appeal To Find "Black Sheep" Osama

Bin Ladin Family Uses Commercial Appeal To Find "Black Sheep" Osama

Badderthanbad, Afghanistan--With other means of communication either destroyed, unreliable or inaccessible, family members and close acquaintances of the world's most notorious, nasty, naughty, knucklehead have taken a decidedly imperialistic app...
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