Funny story: Johnny Carson Dead! David Letterman Panics!

Johnny Carson Dead! David Letterman Panics!

NEW YORK (AP) Upon hearing news of the death of Johnny Carson, David Letterman went into a panic attack and had to be sedated by his physician. "Mr. Letterman is now completely unconscious and will not wake up until next Thursday," said the...
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Funny story: The Importance of Following a Strict School Curriculum

The Importance of Following a Strict School Curriculum

It has come to my attention that there are actually some children out there who want to "home school" and don't understand the value of following a school curriculum. Here is an open letter to any child who feels that the school curriculum is not important: There can be no question that following a strict curriculum helps to prepare you for adult life. I, for one, am grateful...
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Funny story: Woman Charges Cosby with Unfunny Assault

Woman Charges Cosby with Unfunny Assault

"I got dizzy right after I ate the Jell-O pudding pop, then everything became a blur," says Andrea Constand, 31, who has charged comedian Bill Cosby, 66, with making "unfunny advances" toward her in his Philadelphia mansion last year. Constand, curre...
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Funny story: President Wins Alfalfa Club Speech Contest

President Wins Alfalfa Club Speech Contest

WASHINGTON - Despite a heavy snow storm and a sore throat suffered when he almost choked on his inauguration speech, President George W. Bush braved a limousine ride through Washington streets to attend the annual Alfalfa Club dinner. Founded in 1913...
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Funny story: Condoleezza Rice to star in Aunt Jemima biopic

Condoleezza Rice to star in Aunt Jemima biopic

HOLLYWOOD - Condoleezza Rice today announced she has accepted the starring role in Jemima Power, the upcoming biopic centering on the life and times of America's best-recognized pancake lobbyist, Aunt Jemima.
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