Funny story: Bush Inauguration to be paid for with Social Security Money

Bush Inauguration to be paid for with Social Security Money

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House today announced that more than $500,000,000,000 will be "borrowed" from the Social Security fund to help host the second inauguration of President George W. Bush. White House sources cite numerous...
View 'Bush Inauguration to be paid for with Social Security Money'
Funny story: Abu Ghraib Guards Ink Book Deal

Abu Ghraib Guards Ink Book Deal

Fraternity Hazing Manual and How-To Guides in the Works...
View 'Abu Ghraib Guards Ink Book Deal'
Funny story: Prince Harry Grounded!

Prince Harry Grounded!

LONDON --- Lord Alfred N. Ospin, Royal Administrator of Public Dispatches, denied rumors that Prince Harry's Nazi-hijinks have earned him a dark cell in the notorious London Tower. Neither is the young prince facing execution by beheading. Instead, t...
View 'Prince Harry Grounded!'
Funny story: Bush Changes QWERTY to BLAIRTY

Bush Changes QWERTY to BLAIRTY

‘Who is responsible for designing this keyboard?' was the latest outburst from the troubled President Bush when he tried to use a word processor for the first time.
View 'Bush Changes QWERTY to BLAIRTY'
Funny story: Halo! magazine to publish Provos' decommissioning pics

Halo! magazine to publish Provos' decommissioning pics

Soremount Castle, Northern Ireland, Monday 17 January - (Rioters) In a seminal landmark announcement, the Provisional IRA has finally agreed a multi-million ££££ deal to publish its controversial arms decommissioning photographs in Halo! magazin...
View 'Halo! magazine to publish Provos' decommissioning pics'
Funny story: US Vows to Win Back Oldest Mom Title

US Vows to Win Back Oldest Mom Title

Not to be outdone, George W. Bush has vowed to move heaven and earth to give the United States back its title of having the oldest woman ever to give birth.
View 'US Vows to Win Back Oldest Mom Title'
Funny story: Labour Party conference moves from Blackpool to Maldives "to help tsunami victims."

Labour Party conference moves from Blackpool to Maldives "to help tsunami victims."

In a gesture of supreme selflessness, the Labour government today announced that it has dropped Blackpool as the host of its Autumn conference, and will instead be holding the event in the Maldives in an effort to restart the tropical paradise's s...
View 'Labour Party conference moves from Blackpool to Maldives "to help tsunami victims."'
Funny story: CIA Cracks Osama's Pig Latin Code

CIA Cracks Osama's Pig Latin Code

The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) announced yesterday that its code-cracking experts have deciphered a hidden message found at the end of Osama bin Laden's most recent address to the American people. Mr. bin Laden's address, which some observers...
View 'CIA Cracks Osama's Pig Latin Code'
Funny story: New Princess Diana Memorial Unveiled

New Princess Diana Memorial Unveiled

LONDON (Rotters) -- Only a week after a Royal Parks spokesman's announcement that the costly (£3.6m) trouble-plagued Hyde Park fountain dedicated to Princess Diana was being demolished for another, more cost-effective model, delighted visitor...
View 'New Princess Diana Memorial Unveiled'
Funny story: AOL acquires Nuclear Capability

AOL acquires Nuclear Capability

With the overwhelming success of the Google IPO, shareholders have been applying pressure to AOL Time Warner to bring AOL back to the top of the NASDAQ Index.
View 'AOL acquires Nuclear Capability'
Funny story: Scientists Create Bullshit Powered Car

Scientists Create Bullshit Powered Car

Detroit, Michigan - Scientists have created a new hybrid car that runs, for the most part, on the fumes emitted when human beings lie or bullshit.
View 'Scientists Create Bullshit Powered Car'
Funny story: Bit of Iraq Missing

Bit of Iraq Missing

Nearly 350 square Miles of Iraq have vanished from a heavily guarded sector of the country, the UN says.
View 'Bit of Iraq Missing'
« Dec 2004 January 2005 Feb 2005 »
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun
 
1st
0
2nd
6
3rd
8
4th
5
5th
3
6th
6
7th
5
8th
3
9th
1
10th
2
11th
3
12th
4
13th
6
14th
4
15th
2
16th
3
17th
12
18th
4
19th
1
20th
6
21st
7
22nd
2
23rd
5
24th
3
25th
7
26th
6
27th
7
28th
5
29th
2
30th
7
31st
4
 

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 3 multiplied by 5?

3 24 15 11


Go to top