Spoof news stories from Thursday 13 January 2005
MoMA agrees to buy chocolate milk stained Pollock, gives struggling family lifetime membership...
Prince Harry has been ordered by his superiors to apologise to the public after the publication of a photograph showing him wearing a swastika armband, holding a spliff in one hand and a glass of absinthe in the other.
Nazi regalia - it's the new fashion craze that's hit the Western world like a blitzkrieg.
England has breathed a sigh of relief at finally being let out of the right wing closet thanks to the courage of young Prince Harry.
President Bush announced yesterday that the Iraqi elections scheduled for January 30 will be held in Ohio.
LONDON (Rotters) - London's social season opened with a palpable bang at the Queen's First Annual Nazi Youth League Ball. The affair, held at Buckingham Palace, drew senior royals and sycophants alike and lasted until dawn.