There were 139 spoof news stories published in January 2005. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Amber Frey Dating Again!

Amber Frey Dating Again!

CALIFORNIA (AP) Between her appearances in court to testify against Scott Peterson, Amber Frey has resumed her active social life and is dating one "very special man". Her last dating experience with Scott Peterson didn't go so well for Amber...
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Funny story: Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston split causes nickname nightmare

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston split causes nickname nightmare

HOLLYWOOD - A special meeting of members of the US and foreign press was held today in an effort to create a catchy news title for celebrity couple Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston.
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Funny story: Verizon Guy Sued for Telephone Harassment

Verizon Guy Sued for Telephone Harassment

BREWSTER, NY - Paul Marcarelli, better known to millions of television viewers as "the Verizon guy," has been sued for sexual harassment and making terroristic threats by telephone. The suit was filed by Marcarelli's ex-fiancé, Julia Richardson, in B...
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Funny story: Harvard Should Drop Math and Science for Women Says University's President

Harvard Should Drop Math and Science for Women Says University's President

UTICA, N.Y. - Harvard President Lawrence H. Summers, who created a firestorm when he suggested two weeks ago that biological differences between the sexes may explain why fewer women succeed in math and science careers, now wants Harvard to stop offe...
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Funny story: Apple Announces $99 iMac !

Apple Announces $99 iMac !

CUPERTINO CA (AP) Apple Computer will announce at MacWorld Expo a sub-$100 Macintosh computer-aimed at iPod hungry Windows users. Until now, most Windows users were too cheap to kick in over a thousand dollars for an easy-to-use Macintosh computer, s...
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Funny story: Harry Starts Fascist Fashion Craze

Harry Starts Fascist Fashion Craze

Nazi regalia - it's the new fashion craze that's hit the Western world like a blitzkrieg.
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Funny story: Prince Harry Becomes Icon for Right Wing Youth

Prince Harry Becomes Icon for Right Wing Youth

England has breathed a sigh of relief at finally being let out of the right wing closet thanks to the courage of young Prince Harry.
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Funny story: Johnny Carson Dead! David Letterman Panics!

Johnny Carson Dead! David Letterman Panics!

NEW YORK (AP) Upon hearing news of the death of Johnny Carson, David Letterman went into a panic attack and had to be sedated by his physician. "Mr. Letterman is now completely unconscious and will not wake up until next Thursday," said the...
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Funny story: Obese Penguin Eats Punxsutawney Phil

Obese Penguin Eats Punxsutawney Phil

On a cold Pennsylvania morning Punxsutawney Phil was waking up from a nice relaxing slumber to his one day of fame every year, Groundhog Day. Each year the critter wakes up as droves of morons flock to the small town to watch a furry cute rodent. If...
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Funny story: Giant Snake Crawls Up Dryer Vent, Eats Entire Family

Giant Snake Crawls Up Dryer Vent, Eats Entire Family

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS - An entire family has apparently gone missing, seemingly swallowed up by a giant African Congo snake that somehow entered their home by way of a dryer vent. Neighbors called police after the family failed to take in their newspape...
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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Amputation?

Kobe Bryant Amputation?

LOS ANGELES (AP) Doctors treating L.A. Lakers basketball star Kobe Bryant for a sprained ankle are now considering amputation. "The sprained ankle is much worse than we first thought," said Dr. Justin Hackett at a news conference. "Usu...
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Funny story: Academy announces new Oscar category to appease "Passion" fans

Academy announces new Oscar category to appease "Passion" fans

HOLLYWOOD --- Responding to the media furor by conservative groups alleging Oscar nomination snubs for Mel Gibson's The Passion of Christ, a spokesman for the Academy of Motion Picture Arts today announced a new Oscar category: Most Disturbing...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson to be Enclosed in Bubble During Trial !

Michael Jackson to be Enclosed in Bubble During Trial !

SANTA MARIA, California (AP) Judge Rodney Melville ruled today that pop star Michael Jackson would be confined to a large plastic shell "bubble" during his upcoming trial for charges of child molestation. Michael Jackson's lawyer, Thom...
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Funny story: Cameron Diaz Arrested for Drunk Driving !

Cameron Diaz Arrested for Drunk Driving !

LOS ANGELES (AP) LAPD officers arrested movie star Cameron Diaz early this morning and charged the actress with drunk driving, public intoxication, vegetarianism, lewdness, resisting bodily search, attempt to bribe a law officer, and excessive smilin...
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Funny story: American Nazi Party Turns Over New Leaf

American Nazi Party Turns Over New Leaf

PORTLAND, OR --- Oregon Aryans are done being spiteful, self-absorbed hate mongers, at least according to Ed Krappler, Oregon's chief of the American Nazi Party (NSM). And to prove it, Krappler says, all Oregon Nazis will only do good deeds from...
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Funny story: Scientific Study II: "Poodles are Evil"

Scientific Study II: "Poodles are Evil"

Gonad, Washington - After much study and collaboration, historians and scientist alike, have come to the conclusion, that poodles are indeed, evil. (This is a fact that many of us have known all along.) Poodles, in their words, are the spawn of Sat...
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Funny story: Huygens Titan Space Probe Reveals Past Civilization !

Huygens Titan Space Probe Reveals Past Civilization !

DARMSTADT, Germany (Reuters) - Space officials worked through the night to sharpen the new photos taken by the space probe Huygens, which snapped the images Friday as it plunged through Titan's atmosphere before landing by parachute on the surfac...
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Funny story: Halo! magazine to publish Provos' decommissioning pics

Halo! magazine to publish Provos' decommissioning pics

Soremount Castle, Northern Ireland, Monday 17 January - (Rioters) In a seminal landmark announcement, the Provisional IRA has finally agreed a multi-million ££££ deal to publish its controversial arms decommissioning photographs in Halo! magazin...
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Funny story: Professor Nouveau En Route to Paris for Lecture Tour

Professor Nouveau En Route to Paris for Lecture Tour

The very distinguished historian and gadget collector Professor Art Nouveau will soon begin his much anticipated three continent lecture tour. Traveling by steamship from his home in Brooklyn, New York, Professor Nouveau and his lovely young a...
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Funny story: Queen's Nazi Youth League Ball 'Jammy Success'

Queen's Nazi Youth League Ball 'Jammy Success'

LONDON (Rotters) - London's social season opened with a palpable bang at the Queen's First Annual Nazi Youth League Ball. The affair, held at Buckingham Palace, drew senior royals and sycophants alike and lasted until dawn.
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Funny story: Family Wiped Out in Bizarre Accident !

Family Wiped Out in Bizarre Accident !

TOLEDO OHIO (AP) The collapse of the second floor of a house in a residential neighborhood took the lives of an entire extended family early this morning. Fire rescue crews were summoned to the house on West Maple Street by neighbors...
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Funny story: Italy Names "American Idiot" National Anthem and Enforces Dress Code

Italy Names "American Idiot" National Anthem and Enforces Dress Code

Roma and Firenze, Italy--After several snafus involving American tourists at AutoGrill toilettes, in supermercados, and on the streets of Rome, the Italian government has declared the popular rock song "American Idiot" by Greenday to...
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Funny story: Prince Harry Joins Nazi Party !

Prince Harry Joins Nazi Party !

BUCKINGHAM PALACE Sept 13, 1940 (Reuters) Standing amidst a portion of the palace recently hit by German air bombers, King George VI and Queen Elizabeth reacted to the news that their great-grandson, Prince Harry, joined the Nazi Party. The Queen Mot...
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Funny story: Apple to Package Macintosh and iMac in Little Debbie Snack Cakes !

Apple to Package Macintosh and iMac in Little Debbie Snack Cakes !

Apple Computer and McKee Foods Corp announced a deal in which the packaging material for all Macintosh and iMac computers will consist of Little Debbie snack cakes baked by McKee in Collegedale, Tennessee. The Little Debbie "Swiss Cake Rolls&quo...
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Funny story: Minnelli and Jackson Unite in Blaming Gest

Minnelli and Jackson Unite in Blaming Gest

Megastar Liza Minnelli is fighting back as she is hammered with lawsuits from every direction.
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Funny story: Nation in shock as Royal revealed as Nazi by screeching newspaper

Nation in shock as Royal revealed as Nazi by screeching newspaper

Britain woke up in a state of revulsion and shock today, as a leading member of the powerful Royal family was unmasked as a frightening Nazi by one of the nation's most respected newspapers.
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Helps Tsunami Relief Effort !

Paris Hilton Helps Tsunami Relief Effort !

BANDA ACEH, Indonesia (AP) Publicity shy Paris Hilton is making a low-key effort to help the survivors of the recent tsunami that hit South Asia. Few people know that Paris Hilton is a trained nurse and volunteers regularly at hospitals all around...
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Funny story: New Princess Diana Memorial Unveiled

New Princess Diana Memorial Unveiled

LONDON (Rotters) -- Only a week after a Royal Parks spokesman's announcement that the costly (£3.6m) trouble-plagued Hyde Park fountain dedicated to Princess Diana was being demolished for another, more cost-effective model, delighted visitor...
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Funny story: Bill Cosby: Paris Hilton Fondled ME!

Bill Cosby: Paris Hilton Fondled ME!

SHELBURNE FALLS, MA (AP) Speaking to TV news crews on his front lawn, actor - comedian Bill Cosby revealed a shameful episode in his past. "About a year ago, I was entertaining a group of friends at my vacation house in Detroit. Attending the party...
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Funny story: Cheney Makes Light of Auschwitz Blunder

Cheney Makes Light of Auschwitz Blunder

WASHINGTON - "Nobody told me the damn thing was formal," said Vice President Dick Cheney in response to a reporter's question about his attire at a gathering of world leaders at Auschwitz to mark the 60th anniversary of its liberation on Thursday. "I...
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Funny story: Prince Harry Grounded!

Prince Harry Grounded!

LONDON --- Lord Alfred N. Ospin, Royal Administrator of Public Dispatches, denied rumors that Prince Harry's Nazi-hijinks have earned him a dark cell in the notorious London Tower. Neither is the young prince facing execution by beheading. Instead, t...
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Funny story: AARP Throws Support to Legalized Marijuana

AARP Throws Support to Legalized Marijuana

WASHINGTON - The American Association of Retired Persons (AARP) will sponsor a smoke-in to promote the group's campaign to legalize marijuana. The weekend event, called the Great American Pot Luck Festival, will be held at Daytona International Speed...
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Funny story: President Bush Buys Popemobile on eBay

President Bush Buys Popemobile on eBay

The White House revealed yesterday that President George W. Bush had purchased the Popemobile during a late night Web browsing session with his twin daughters, Jenna and Barbara.
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Funny story: AOL acquires Nuclear Capability

AOL acquires Nuclear Capability

With the overwhelming success of the Google IPO, shareholders have been applying pressure to AOL Time Warner to bring AOL back to the top of the NASDAQ Index.
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Funny story: Nicollette Sheridan Says Owens Ready for Super Bowl

Nicollette Sheridan Says Owens Ready for Super Bowl

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. - Although Terrell Owens' doctor said Owens' injured right ankle isn't strong enough to withstand the rigors of Super Bowl play, actress Nicollette Sheridan says otherwise. Sheridan, star of ABC's "Desperate Housewives," told Sport...
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Funny story: Scientists Create Bullshit Powered Car

Scientists Create Bullshit Powered Car

Detroit, Michigan - Scientists have created a new hybrid car that runs, for the most part, on the fumes emitted when human beings lie or bullshit.
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Funny story: Pepper Spray Ineffective on Cajun, Mexican, Indian Protesters

Pepper Spray Ineffective on Cajun, Mexican, Indian Protesters

Police in Washington, DC are scrambling to find more potent crowd control methods after an incident at the presidential inaugural parade proved pepper spray to be useless on certain ethnic groups.
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Funny story: Christian Conservatives Want Barney's Genitalia

Christian Conservatives Want Barney's Genitalia

Christian Conservative gangs in the US are marching the streets armed with machetes and automatic weapons in search of SpongeBob SquarePants, Barney, and other suspected homosexual characters.
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Funny story: A Holy Bible That is Full of Holes

A Holy Bible That is Full of Holes

Norfolk, Virginia----Leaders of the coalition of right-wing Christians , known as the Christian Coalition, have been using scissors to snip out sections from thousands of Bibles, to make its teachings more relevant to our modern times. The new vers...
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Funny story: Madam Tussauds Unveils New Model

Madam Tussauds Unveils New Model

The world famous wax works Madame Tussauds today unveiled their latest sporting hero waxwork, Sir Kerr MacRae. The model was created from hundreds of measurements taken from the infamous Player Manager of the five a side football team "The...
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Funny story: Condoleezza Rice to star in Aunt Jemima biopic

Condoleezza Rice to star in Aunt Jemima biopic

HOLLYWOOD - Condoleezza Rice today announced she has accepted the starring role in Jemima Power, the upcoming biopic centering on the life and times of America's best-recognized pancake lobbyist, Aunt Jemima.
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Funny story: President Bush Urged to Conserve Gravity

President Bush Urged to Conserve Gravity

SCHAUMBERG, IL - Leyland Moser, the newly elected head of the American Society for the Preservation of Gravity (ASPG), has called on President Bush "to take immediate steps to reduce this nation's alarming rate of gravity consumption."...
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Funny story: Construction Worker Gets Burned Twice

Construction Worker Gets Burned Twice

Gary Stokes, 44, and a crane operator for the Mainstreet Construction Company located in Sioux City,Iowa, recieved first and second degree burns while on the job building the new Peter Thoreen Berevement Center next to St. Lukes Regional Medical Cent...
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Funny story: Conservative Christians' Answer to SpongeBob Takes No Prisoners

Conservative Christians' Answer to SpongeBob Takes No Prisoners

LOS ANGELES, CA --- Fed up with the mainstream media's promoting homosexuality among young children, conservative Christians have come up with their own children's cartoon hero: Elijah BiblePants. Gay characters, such as SpongeBob Squarepants, Bob th...
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Funny story: Titan Blasted with Nuclear Weapons !

Titan Blasted with Nuclear Weapons !

WASHINGTON DC (AP) Fearing a surprise attack from the Saturn Titans, the United States has launched pre-emptive nuclear strikes against several key targets on Titan -- a moon of the ringed planet Saturn. At a White House briefing, President George W.
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Funny story: Kilroy-Silk Goes It Alone

Kilroy-Silk Goes It Alone

At a public meeting in his East Midlands constituency, Narcissistic Personality Disorder sufferer Robert Kilroy-Silk explained to his fan why he is quitting the UK Independence Party.
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Funny story: Rock Star, Entrepreneur not "Taco Hucksters", Say Lawsuits

Rock Star, Entrepreneur not "Taco Hucksters", Say Lawsuits

CANTON, OH --- Joe Lewinsky has led a modest life selling used books from his garage in suburban Canton. But it was not until a few days ago that he discovered his good name had been used by big business to hawk tacos. Going for "the whole ench...
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Funny story: Prince Harry and Di Canio team up in pop duo

Prince Harry and Di Canio team up in pop duo

Prince Harry and Italian soccer star Paolo Di Canio are to team up to record a cover version of the Rolling Stones' seventies smash hit "Brown Sugar."...
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Funny story: Ted Nugent to Head Homeland Security

Ted Nugent to Head Homeland Security

Washington, D.C. - Frustrated by mounting criticism over his failure to appoint a Secretary of Homeland Security, President George W. Bush announced this morning that he would name gonzo rocker Ted Nugent to the post.
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Funny story: Scientists Discover "Big Bang" Destroyed Universe

Scientists Discover "Big Bang" Destroyed Universe

OAHU, HAWAII - Reversing the widely accepted view that the Big Bang created the universe, some 10 to 20 billion years ago, astrophysists now believe that the Big Bang actually destroyed the universe, some 10 to 20 billion years ago.
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Funny story: Simon to quit "Idol" after head-shaving attack

Simon to quit "Idol" after head-shaving attack

WASHINGTON, DC --- Simon Cowell, the "butt-head" judge of American Idol, yesterday announced he will quit the show by the end of the week. Leaving his hotel two days ago, Cowell was assailed by five unidentified, masked individuals w...
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Funny story: Mariah Carey Vows to Be More Annoying in 2005

Mariah Carey Vows to Be More Annoying in 2005

Superdiva Mariah Carey, 34, vowed to regain the Associated Press Most Annoying Celebrity title, an honor that has gone to younger performers the last three years. "We owe it to our fans and most of all to the inner me," said Carey, who revealed that...
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Funny story: University to Study The Male Urinator

University to Study The Male Urinator

Seattle, Washington - Doctors at the University of Washington Department of Behavioral Sciences are conducting a study as to why men choose and or, prefer to urinate outdoors.
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Funny story: Lower Manhattan: Terrorists in Schmattas

Lower Manhattan: Terrorists in Schmattas

New York City--The entire Lower East Side of Manhattan was cordoned off briefly after a resident of Greenwich, Connecticut, became alarmed by the behavior of the area's residents and feared a terrorist attack was imminent.
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Funny story: President for Life Bush begins Second Term with Mass Purges

President for Life Bush begins Second Term with Mass Purges

Washington D.C.- In a stunning move, President Bush has declared himself "President for Life" and announced numerous changes in the American way of life. Using his inaugural speech to tell the country about the new "Freedom Reforms&qu...
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Funny story: Blair agrees to take lessons on leadership.

Blair agrees to take lessons on leadership.

In a frank admission of his need to do better, UK Prime Minister, Tony Blair, has agreed to go back to school, and take some lessons on leadership. Apparently, this was his own idea, and Deputy Prime Minister, John Prescott, had "no knowledg...
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Funny story: Judge in Michael Jackson case sets rules

Judge in Michael Jackson case sets rules

Santa Maria, CA - As the sideshow of the century prepares to set up tent in southern California this week, the ringleader and Judge laid down the law. The sideshow in question would be none other than the trial of Mr. Michael Jackson.
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Funny story: The Importance of Following a Strict School Curriculum

The Importance of Following a Strict School Curriculum

It has come to my attention that there are actually some children out there who want to "home school" and don't understand the value of following a school curriculum. Here is an open letter to any child who feels that the school curriculum is not important: There can be no question that following a strict curriculum helps to prepare you for adult life. I, for one, am grateful...
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Funny story: Ireland Launches First Space Shuttle

Ireland Launches First Space Shuttle

GNOME, Ireland - Astronauts at the Experimental Space Center Institute in Gnome, Ireland, have announced the launch date for their first manned independent space shuttle "Limerick."...
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Funny story: Catwoman Unlikely Oscar Winner !

Catwoman Unlikely Oscar Winner !

HOLLYWOOD (AP) Watch out Batman and Robin! Catwoman is on the prowl for an Oscar at the Academy Awards. The box office sensation has movie audiences lining up for tickets by the tens. Even sales of cat food, litter boxes, and hairball remedies have...
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Funny story: Trump Tells New Bride, "You're Fired!"

Trump Tells New Bride, "You're Fired!"

PALM BEACH, FL --- Only seventy minutes into his third marriage, Billionaire Donald Trump told his fresh baked bride Melania Knauss it's over. The real estate rat-bag turned reality TV twit said the once ravishing Slovenian beauty now looks much too...
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Funny story: 200 People Die From New Music Genre

200 People Die From New Music Genre

Efforts to clean up after tragic concert in Kneedeep, Alabamahave taken longer than expected. Though the exits were clearly marked and concert goers were not crowded in, all but a handfull perished in what is now called the shortest musical genre in...
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Funny story: Police move to ignore crime

Police move to ignore crime

ENGLAND, UK - Under new government plans unvieled today police may soon be relieved of the power to interfere with crime. This move is intended to give policemen more time to deal with the paperwork that had become a daily part of a policemans duty.
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Funny story: Scottish soothsayers claim Queen will drop dead tomorrow

Scottish soothsayers claim Queen will drop dead tomorrow

Balmoral Castle, Scotland - (Associated Mess) Pandemonium is reported to have erupted among the communities living along the shores of Lock Ness today amid reports that a band of wise old Scottish radical feminists - so cruelly lambasted by the Pop...
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Funny story: Driving Tips by Jermaine Pennant

Driving Tips by Jermaine Pennant

Arsenal's troublesome youngster Jermaine Pennant has revealed that he is to release a book to try and get rid of the bad reputation he has got. He is said to feel that if he gives something back to the community then they in return might give him...
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Funny story: George Bush Health Scare

George Bush Health Scare

WASHINGTON (AP) President George W. Bush was taken to Walter Reed Army Medical Center today just after his staff finished the morning news briefing. The president was listening to Karl Rove read the main headlines in USA Today - the only paper Mr. Bu...
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Funny story: Prince Harry Dresses Up To The Neins

Prince Harry Dresses Up To The Neins

Third in line to the British throne and great, great, great grandson of Albert of Saxe-Coburg, Prince Harry was this week praised by world press after an hilarious tribute to Allo Allo actor Richard Marner at a recent fancy dress ball in aid of desti...
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Funny story: Study Finds No Explaining Weeping Madonna

Study Finds No Explaining Weeping Madonna

HOLLYWOOD (Rotters) - A study conducted on the case of Madonna reportedly shedding tears a decade ago concluded that the event has no human explanation, a Los Angeles newspaper reported today.
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Funny story: Bush Inauguration to be paid for with Social Security Money

Bush Inauguration to be paid for with Social Security Money

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House today announced that more than $500,000,000,000 will be "borrowed" from the Social Security fund to help host the second inauguration of President George W. Bush. White House sources cite numerous...
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Funny story: Ford Recalls 24,000 SUV Drivers

Ford Recalls 24,000 SUV Drivers

Concerned about the increasing rate of "irresponsible, negligent, and thoughtless behavior" exhibited by SUV drivers, Ford announced today that it is recalling 24,000 drivers of its Ford Expedition and Lincoln Navigator series in the first of a plann...
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Funny story: Trump Enraged After Viewing Results of Target Gift Registry

Trump Enraged After Viewing Results of Target Gift Registry

Is Donald ready to tell the guests at his wedding, "You're fired?"...
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Funny story: Bit of Iraq Missing

Bit of Iraq Missing

Nearly 350 square Miles of Iraq have vanished from a heavily guarded sector of the country, the UN says.
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Funny story: Fear Factor Exposes Nebraska Town's Dirty Secret

Fear Factor Exposes Nebraska Town's Dirty Secret

MILFORD, NE --- For three months, Nebraska's cattle industry robber barons had been able to keep a lid on their smelly secret. And if it hadn't been for one of TV's top rating reality shows, no one except the residents of Seward County would have kn...
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Funny story: Bush devastated as "Idol" Judges Blast Inaugural Adress

Bush devastated as "Idol" Judges Blast Inaugural Adress

WASHINGTON, DC --- His face awash in tears, George W. Bush this morning tendered his immediate resignation. He then hastily packed his suitcase and boarded the first flight to Kennebunkport, Maine. As the sole reason for his departure from office, th...
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Funny story: President Wins Alfalfa Club Speech Contest

President Wins Alfalfa Club Speech Contest

WASHINGTON - Despite a heavy snow storm and a sore throat suffered when he almost choked on his inauguration speech, President George W. Bush braved a limousine ride through Washington streets to attend the annual Alfalfa Club dinner. Founded in 1913...
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Funny story: Editorial: Being a high school student in America is probably better than being one in Iraq

Editorial: Being a high school student in America is probably better than being one in Iraq

I think that it must be better to be a high school student here than in Iraq. I mean, here you can publish whatever you want, and, because of the first amendment, no one can do anything to you. For example I could say right now that George W. Bush smoked illegal drugs and is an alcoholic and I wont get beaten up for it. But if I was a high school student in Iraq and I said that we should become a...
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Funny story: Harry goose-steps into trouble

Harry goose-steps into trouble

Prince Harry has been ordered by his superiors to apologise to the public after the publication of a photograph showing him wearing a swastika armband, holding a spliff in one hand and a glass of absinthe in the other.
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Funny story: National "No Name-Calling Week" Begins with Name-Calling

National "No Name-Calling Week" Begins with Name-Calling

NEW YORK --- It was intended to be a week-long nationwide celebration of tolerance and kindness. Instead, "National No Name-Calling Week", an initiative, which has received the whole-hearted support of an array of organizations ranging from The Girl...
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Funny story: Broke Osama Turns Himself in; Claims 25 Million Dollar Bounty

Broke Osama Turns Himself in; Claims 25 Million Dollar Bounty

In an unprecedented move, the world's most wanted terrorist Osama Bin Laden has surrendered to authorities and promptly claimed the 25 million dollar reward on his own head.
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Funny story: Moments After Delivery of 3rd Child, J.K. Rowling Already Besieged by Reporters

Moments After Delivery of 3rd Child, J.K. Rowling Already Besieged by Reporters

ASP (Associated Spoof Press) --- No sooner was Harry Potter author and fresh-baked mother of three, J.K. Rowling, wheeled from the delivery room to the maternity ward than she was harangued by a throng of mostly male reporters. Rowling gave birth a h...
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Funny story: George W. Bush: Used Car Salesman of the Year !

George W. Bush: Used Car Salesman of the Year !

MCLEAN VIRGINIA (AP) The National Automobile Dealers Association has given the prestigious Used Car Salesman of the Year Award to President George W. Bush. Speaking to a cheering audience of hundreds of used car salesmen, NADA Chairman Charley Smith...
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Funny story: Philadelphia Eagles Blitz Unlicensed "Official Party Centers"

Philadelphia Eagles Blitz Unlicensed "Official Party Centers"

Area food stores that call themselves "The Official Eagles Party Center" better have a license to do so, "or face legal consequences," warned Eagles president, Joe Banner, yesterday.
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Funny story: Jacko Decides on Career Change

Jacko Decides on Career Change

The King Of Pop Michael Jackson has taken an unusual step in order to get away from the pressures of his legal matters, he has decided to join the biggest soccer team in the world Manchester United. Jackson will not only train with the clubs array of...
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Funny story: Condoleezza Rice Quits

Condoleezza Rice Quits

Condoleezza Rice has withdrawn her nomination for Secretary of State, accepting responsibility for her failure to prevent 9/11. Due to a misguided focus on Russia, as the number one threat against the United States and fighting the cold war instead.
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Funny story: US Vows to Win Back Oldest Mom Title

US Vows to Win Back Oldest Mom Title

Not to be outdone, George W. Bush has vowed to move heaven and earth to give the United States back its title of having the oldest woman ever to give birth.
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Funny story: Charity singles are a con but lets make one to get rid of Cliff Richard

Charity singles are a con but lets make one to get rid of Cliff Richard

We've had Band Aid 20, now we're ging to have a charity single for the tsunami disaster. Both promote good causes and the hearts of the majority of the artists are in the right place but they are a waste of time and money. Instead of making the single, just donate the money to the cause and instead of using your 'fame' to sing, instead spend time travelling across the country and...
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Funny story: Cabin Fever Devastating to NHL Players

Cabin Fever Devastating to NHL Players

TORONTO, CANADA - As the lockout of National Hockey League (NHL) players reached its 117th day (January 10), the Canadian Mental Health Association (CMHA) blamed out-of-work hockey players for a disturbing spike in cabin fever-related incidents. Acco...
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Funny story: Man Fired for Eating Pie

Man Fired for Eating Pie

Cliff Sourkins VP of the UK region for Communications Company AYAVA was today unceremoniously removed from his role. Allegedly after auditors discovered a 2.3miilion pound irregularity in the regions accounts due to his unauthorised purchase...
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Funny story: Priceless Pollock Destroyed by Soccer Mom

Priceless Pollock Destroyed by Soccer Mom

PEQUOD, SD --- Last Thursday, working mom Nora Paskow taped what she believed on of her sons' art projects to the refrigerator. Now she and her family have gone into hiding, not knowing whether the ever growing mob of rage-filled art historians will...
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Funny story: Johnny Carson: Never Lived in Nebraska !

Johnny Carson: Never Lived in Nebraska !

LINCOLN, Nebraska (AP) Johnny Carson's death has stirred great interest in Nebraska. Governor Mike Johanns has been busy taking calls from newspapers and TV stations all across the country about Johnny Carson's early days in Nebraska. "First off, I h...
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Funny story: Dead Aid Set to Rock the Planet

Dead Aid Set to Rock the Planet

Some of the greatest names on the planet are lining up for what is being dubbed ‘the gig to end all gigs' - Dead Aid.
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Funny story: Pfizer's Move to Patent Drug Side Effects May Backfire

Pfizer's Move to Patent Drug Side Effects May Backfire

NEW YORK - Pfizer Inc., in a bold effort to shore up falling profits, has applied for patents on the most common side effects of prescription medications: headache, nausea, vomiting, irritability, runny nose, diarrhea, back pain, dizziness, shortness...
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Funny story: CIA Train Sharpshooters

CIA Train Sharpshooters

Washington, DC - CIA Deputy Director Startup Warmonger announced today a new and innovative program called "STAC", Strategically Trained Animal Commando's, (cats spelled backwards.)...
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Funny story: CIA Cracks Osama's Pig Latin Code

CIA Cracks Osama's Pig Latin Code

The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) announced yesterday that its code-cracking experts have deciphered a hidden message found at the end of Osama bin Laden's most recent address to the American people. Mr. bin Laden's address, which some observers...
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Funny story: J.K. Rowlings at the head of Satanic Cult

J.K. Rowlings at the head of Satanic Cult

IRRP(Investigative Radical Right Press)- Found recently, information leading to a live satanic ritual held by a vile organization known as th DOFB (the Druidic Order of the Fluffy Bunnies). Tracking down this "Order" , the IRRP stumbled int...
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Funny story: Microsoft Acquires Christian Software Firm

Microsoft Acquires Christian Software Firm

Microsoft's CEO Bill Gates announced yesterday that his company had acquired Endtimes! Software, the leading Christian software producer in Alabama. Endtimes!, "the inspired binary word of the Lord," is headquartered in Opp, the center of Alabama's S...
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Funny story: Rolling Stone: No Qualms With Bible, But Zondervan Translation Boring

Rolling Stone: No Qualms With Bible, But Zondervan Translation Boring

NEW YORK --- Fed up with the recent neo-con talk radio rants regarding its refusal to sell advertising space to Zondervan's latest translation of the Bible, the TNIV Bible, RollingStone magazine issued a statement explaining that religion was...
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Funny story: Renowned Art Historian Sacked over Death Threat

Renowned Art Historian Sacked over Death Threat

MoMA agrees to buy chocolate milk stained Pollock, gives struggling family lifetime membership...
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Funny story: Airbus SuperJumbo Jet: Osama's frequent flier special !

Airbus SuperJumbo Jet: Osama's frequent flier special !

Europe's new A380 SuperJumbo jet airliner is already causing much concern in large and small airports around the world. The new plane with a wingspan of 262 feet and capable of carrying over 550 passengers is said to have room for such amenities as s...
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Funny story: Woman Charges Cosby with Unfunny Assault

Woman Charges Cosby with Unfunny Assault

"I got dizzy right after I ate the Jell-O pudding pop, then everything became a blur," says Andrea Constand, 31, who has charged comedian Bill Cosby, 66, with making "unfunny advances" toward her in his Philadelphia mansion last year. Constand, curre...
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