Funny story: Piglet Is Dead - Assumed Murdered

Piglet Is Dead - Assumed Murdered

Christipher, the local insane boy who believed a family pig from the farm was sentient finally snapped back into reality and butchered the creature who he dubbed Piglet.
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Funny story: Michael Jackson Dance-Floored By Flu

Michael Jackson Dance-Floored By Flu

SANTA MARIA. Calif. (AP) - Pop superstar Michael Jackson has been rushed to hospital with flu, delaying the jury selection process in his trial on child molestation charges.
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Funny story: President Bush's Image Revered as Religious Icon

President Bush's Image Revered as Religious Icon

A medical photograph taken with the latest Ham-corder™ technology reveals an imprint of President George W. Bush's face on former New York Mayor Rudolph Giuliani's prostate. The startling photo (right), stolen from the office of a board-certi...
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Funny story: Grammy Awards Score Ratings Bonanza Among Dead Viewers

Grammy Awards Score Ratings Bonanza Among Dead Viewers

According to overnight Nielsen ratings, the 47th annual Grammy Awards telecast on Sunday scored the highest share ever among dead people. A resounding 53 percent of all television sets belonging to dead persons were turned on during the show.
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Funny story: Nothing Beats a Timex

Nothing Beats a Timex

East Otis, Massachusetts, in the foothills of the Berkshire Mountains, is the kind of place that can be seen only from the air. Some wags—especially those who enjoy a little night life, ethnic food, and cable television—have observed that from the air is the only way to see East Otis. There is a reservoir, which everyone calls a lake, in East Otis; and my wife's parents used to have a cottage—...
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Funny story: Women Say Suicide Pact Leader Wasn't the Hunk He Claimed to Be

Women Say Suicide Pact Leader Wasn't the Hunk He Claimed to Be

KLAMATH FALLS, Oregon - Most of the women who had agreed to travel to Gerald Krein's trailer to disrobe, share intimacies with him, and then hang themselves said they changed their minds as soon as they saw his photo on the Web. Krein, 26, had been p...
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Funny story: Airline Service "Crashes"

Airline Service "Crashes"

American Airlines announced Thursday that they will no longer offer pillows for passengers on any of their flights. "We can save up to 375,000 dollars a year by dropping the pillows. Blankets, however, will still be available," an airline spokesman...
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