Spoof news stories from Thursday 10 February 2005
Tehran - In an effort to resolve what has become a very hot international diplomacy issue, the United States extended an olive branch to "rogue nation" and burgeoning nuclear power Iran.
Clarence House, London, Thursday 10 February 2005 - (Associated Mess) A spokesman for the House of Windsor has confirmed this morning that the forthcoming Royal Wedding of Charles and Camilla will take place without any official hearing into the de...
Prince Charles is finally set to marry the woman he's been having secret sex sessions with for over thirty years says Clarence the Horse.
LONDON - In what cynics are calling a transparent attempt to "do a Viagra on a couple of sagging careers," Prince Charles announced this morning that the Rolling Stones will headline at his wedding to Camilla Parker Bowles on April 8. The ceremony, w...
NEW YORK - Former "Sex and the City" star Sarah Jessica Parker has thrown her veteran pheromones into the celebrity perfume ring. Parker, 39, recently inked a seven-figure deal with Coty Inc. to develop Scent of a Woman fragrance.
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND - Iam Wilmut, the man responsible for the successful cloning of Dolly the sheep announced he has secured the rights to clone human embryos of country music legend, Dolly Parton.