Funny story: President Bush Anxiously Awaits Impeachment

President Bush Anxiously Awaits Impeachment

Washington, DC - During a recent press conference, when asked about the growing movement to impeach him, the President surprised the gathered members of the press corps by smiling and saying, "I say, sweet! Bring it on! Bring it on hard and heav...
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Funny story: Texas a'Blaze, Governor Perry requests emergency BBQ Sauce

Texas a'Blaze, Governor Perry requests emergency BBQ Sauce

Looking like the old Bonanza map, Texas, seen from above by NASA satellites is totally engulfed in flames. Texans however, by nature, in the vicinity of any type of FIRE instinctively break out the grills, ribs, bibs, charcoal and most importantly,...
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Funny story: Greeting Card Poetry Future In Peril

Greeting Card Poetry Future In Peril

KANSAS CITY - Executives of Hallmark, American Greetings, and other greeting card publishers all had a common theme at this year's annual convention: the mass retirement of seventy percent of their poets within the next four years.
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Funny story: Super Bowl XL to consist Entirely of Super Bowl Commercials

Super Bowl XL to consist Entirely of Super Bowl Commercials

If ABC has it's way the only time viewers will even SEE a football player will be, A) During the coin toss and, B) During the post game WRAP-UP show. "Most folks tune in to the Super Bowl for the commercials anyway" ABC...
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Funny story: Bush: ' I want a Man in the CENTER of the Earth by 2012'

Bush: ' I want a Man in the CENTER of the Earth by 2012'

Congress agrees that Bush's "Mars program" will have to be put on hold if the President insists on putting a man in the middle of the planet by 2012. Senator Trent Lott said, "We simply don't have enough funds to send a man t...
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