Funny story: Wild brush, fences flee Texas in anticipation of President Bush's vacation

Wild brush, fences flee Texas in anticipation of President Bush's vacation

CRAWFORD, Texas - The sight that played out earlier this week was unprecedented as hundreds of thousands of tumbleweeds, loose patches of brush and a handful of broken fences fled the state of Texas in anticipation of the beginning of President Bush'...
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Funny story: President Bush takes vacation from reality

President Bush takes vacation from reality

CRAWFORD, Texas - President Bush departed this week for his sprawling ranch as part of a month-long vacation away from the trials and tribulations of reality.
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Funny story: Bashed at Birth, Osama 'Born To Be Wild'

Bashed at Birth, Osama 'Born To Be Wild'

Bethesda, MD-A consortium of doctors from around the world gathered at the US National Institutes of Health to announce that they have discovered the reasons infamous genocidal terrorist Osama Bin Ladin has such a horrendous desire to, as they put it...
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Funny story: Boy Scouts to Study Safe Erections

Boy Scouts to Study Safe Erections

UFI -- Shocked by the electrocution of three Scout leaders at their national jamboree, the Boy Scouts of America today announced a new Electrical Safety Merit Badge, to be known as a "Sparky." Avoiding potential electrocution during tent...
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Funny story: Laura Bush Feels Neglected

Laura Bush Feels Neglected

Washington,D.C. and Crawford, Texas---Laura Bush, the First Lady of this great land, is tired of the drudgery involved in being the wife of a world leader. She is demanding help. Not just from anybody, but from the Big Man himself, the one and only...
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