Funny story: George Bush Begins Digging Tunnel to Evade Cindy Sheehan

George Bush Begins Digging Tunnel to Evade Cindy Sheehan

CRAWFORD, TEXAS (AP)--President George W. Bush has begun digging a tunnel to serve as a secret back way out of his Texas ranch and to thereby avoid anti-war protester Cindy Sheehan and her growing band of thousands of followers who are camped along t...
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Funny story: ABC Looking At Old Reliables Like Mickey And Donald To Anchor News

ABC Looking At Old Reliables Like Mickey And Donald To Anchor News

Hollywood---David Westin, President of ABC News, has begun looking at some old Disney war horses as potential replacements for irreplaceable and immortal Peter Jennings.
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Funny story: Tiger Mart begins offering gas by the Spoonful

Tiger Mart begins offering gas by the Spoonful

Tiger Mart, subsidiary of Exxon corporation, rolled out an innovative marketing experiment in San Diego by offering gas "by the spoonful". Exxon CEO, Lee Raymond told reporters,...
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Funny story: Terror chief picks the wrong nose..

Terror chief picks the wrong nose..

The war on terror took a shocking twist yesterday when it emerged that Osama bin Laden has finally been captured…in America.
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Funny story: Kermit Celebrates the Big 5-0, Turns Back on 'Friends'

Kermit Celebrates the Big 5-0, Turns Back on 'Friends'

NICK-AT-NITE, CA-Kermit the Frog celebrated his fiftieth birthday this week and his fellow Muppets are outraged at the posh party thrown for the fun-loving frog and children's television icon. Why are they so mad? They weren't invited to the puppet p...
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Funny story: ‘I Can't Not Do Not Nothing' Admits Posh

‘I Can't Not Do Not Nothing' Admits Posh

Following her revelation that she has never read a book, Victoria Beckham has been forced to admit the reason hasn't been her busy schedule since the age of four, but the fact that she can't read.
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Funny story: World Leaders Show 'Solidarity' with Bush Over Cindy Sheehan Protest

World Leaders Show 'Solidarity' with Bush Over Cindy Sheehan Protest

NEW YORK, NY -- World leaders joined together on Sunday to become "one" as opponents of protests. Showing their solidarity against free speech with President George W. Bush, they issued a declaration of support.
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Funny story: Japan Apologizes for World War II, and then starts World War III

Japan Apologizes for World War II, and then starts World War III

TOKYO (Reuters) - Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi marked the 60th anniversary of Japan's defeat in World War Two on Monday with an apology for suffering caused by Japanese military aggression and pledged that Tokyo would never again go to war.
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Funny story: Outed Gay receives $270K, Valerie Plame Jealous

Outed Gay receives $270K, Valerie Plame Jealous

San Francisco - A gay man outed on a Spanish-language radio show broadcast nationwide will be paid $270,000 by Univision Radio, an arbitrator has ruled. Valerie Plame, outed by someone in the Bush administration, told reporters she wouldn't se...
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Funny story: US Government About to Pick American Kids' Pockets

US Government About to Pick American Kids' Pockets

CAPITOL HILL-Having exhausted every possible scheme and ploy to fleece the American voting public, the US Senate Finance Committee has come up with a way to introduce the country's youth to the idea that nothing is free. Commencing upon enactment int...
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Funny story: Rocky fights Rocky fights Rocky fights Rocky

Rocky fights Rocky fights Rocky fights Rocky

Needing a new plotline for his 82nd sequel to the original Academy Award winning movie, actor Sylvester Stallone has decided to allow his character to fight against the other famous Rockys.
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