Funny story: Donald Rumsfeld Secretly Negotiates Purchase of Pigs from China As Secret Weapon Against Iraq Insurg

Donald Rumsfeld Secretly Negotiates Purchase of Pigs from China As Secret Weapon Against Iraq Insurg

Dateline August 3, 2005, U.S. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld secretly orders the purchase of 35,000 pigs from Sichuan province in China that are infected with a new virulent strain of Streptococcus suis common in pigs but has recently jumped to...
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Funny story: Study -- They CAN'T put a man on the Moon

Study -- They CAN'T put a man on the Moon

Vanity Fair reporter Juanita Sikes, in this Month's Fair told readers, "Everywhere you hear people going ... 'They can put a man on the moon yet they can't make a decent Creme rinse that washes out without frizzing'."...
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Funny story: ABC Still Looking For News Anchor

ABC Still Looking For News Anchor

In a succinct business move to keep the news flowing, David Westin, President of ABC News, has decided to replace the recently deceased Peter Jennings, not with an all star broadcaster, but instead with a rotating series of talking heads.
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Funny story: Congress Authorizes Sweatshops in US

Congress Authorizes Sweatshops in US

Taking advantage of the fact the Republicans control both houses of Congress, on Tuesday, Senator Bill Frist pushed a package of new labor laws through the Senate, designed to help make America more competitive, once again, in the International mar...
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