Funny story: Houston, No Problem

Houston, No Problem

That was some flying. Two week road trip, 219 laps around the planet, six passengers in the back seat, drop off 15 tons of supplies at the International Space Station, three space walks, patch a flat, clean the windshield, check the water and oil, an...
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Funny story: Olsen Twins to be Separated by Surgical Team

Olsen Twins to be Separated by Surgical Team

Siamese twins MaryKateandAshley Olsen are scheduled to undergo surgery Tuesday to be separated from each other. If the delicate procedure is successful, they have announced that they will now each have their own first names and have chosen, not surp...
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Funny story: Albuquerque Sheriff's Helo brought down by Gunfire

Albuquerque Sheriff's Helo brought down by Gunfire

Albuquerque NM-- In a sign of the times, a Sheriff's helicopter circling over suspected burglars was reportedly brought down by gunfire Monday night. The helicopter's crew was unharmed, although the chopper itself was destroyed on impact.
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Funny story: Arnold Ziffel Appointed Secretary of Agriculture

Arnold Ziffel Appointed Secretary of Agriculture

(Hooterville) In a move to strengthen his cabinet, President Bush nominated Hooterville's favorite son, Arnold ZIffel, as the new Secretary of Agriculture.
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Funny story: Terrorists Vow Vengeance on Satirists

Terrorists Vow Vengeance on Satirists

Satirists have been warned by outraged terrorists that they will "rot in the festering belly of cancerous serpents" for what are being viewed as irreverent comments.
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Funny story: Moslem Writer Accused of Mocking Christ

Moslem Writer Accused of Mocking Christ

Christian extremists have vowed not to turn the other cheek following the publication of a new novel on the life of Christ by Moslem writer Achmed Al-Abi.
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Funny story: Bush Signs Energy Bill and Boasts "Oil Imports Will Skyrocket"

Bush Signs Energy Bill and Boasts "Oil Imports Will Skyrocket"

WASHINGTON (AP)-- President Bush signed the comprehensive Energy Policy Act of 2005 yesterday that provides more than $900 billion in massive giveaways and tax credits to a bloated US energy industry that is already laughing all the way to the bank w...
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Funny story: NCAA Expands Post-Season Ban to Animal Mascots

NCAA Expands Post-Season Ban to Animal Mascots

Los Angeles, CA-Encouraged by the success of Native American support groups in convincing the National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA) to require university sports teams with mascots named after tribes or with terms deemed offensive (breathe i...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson's Latest Makeover

Michael Jackson's Latest Makeover

Pop Star Michael Jackson unveiled a new look yesterday at his Neverland Ranch, but denied that it involved another plastic surgery.
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Funny story: al Qaeda Helps Bush

al Qaeda Helps Bush

NEW YORK, NY - Amid reports of al Qaeda helping to raise oil prices, there has been much speculation about what the exact relationship is between Bush and the shadowy network of terrorists.
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Funny story: U.K. Fights Terrorism Without Torture, Gitmo, Patriot Act

U.K. Fights Terrorism Without Torture, Gitmo, Patriot Act

London -- Stunning their American counterparts, London police, MI6 and other British intelligence agencies appear to be mounting a successful battle against terrorism without suspending civil liberties, torturing suspects, or violating the Geneva Con...
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