Funny story: Michael Jackson: "There's nothing wrong with molesting children!"

Michael Jackson: "There's nothing wrong with molesting children!"

NEVERLAND (AP) Following up on comments Michael Jackson made about there being nothing sexual about sleeping with young boys, the King of Pop declared, "There's nothing wrong with molesting children! When I touch a young boy's genitals, I am letting...
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Funny story: Buick Dumps Tiger, Takes Wie

Buick Dumps Tiger, Takes Wie

In a surprise move General Motors has announced the signing of 15-year-old golf phenom Michelle Wie to endorse their automobiles. She will replace present spokesman Tiger Woods, who recently assaulted a top advertising photographer taking still shots...
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Funny story: Macaulay Culkin Trying Desperately to Escape

Macaulay Culkin Trying Desperately to Escape

Los Angeles-"My life has turned in to a nightmare," said McCauley Culking, a sophomore college student at UCLA. "Ever since this Michael Jackson thing came up, all my friends totally rip on me constantly. When I was a kid, that other kid with the s...
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Funny story: Pope's Funeral Continues

Pope's Funeral Continues

VATICAN CITY - As night turned to day, and day back into night, the funeral service for Pope John Paul II have continued here in Rome and show no signs of abating. Already nearing the twenty hour mark, Vatican officials have confirmed that they inte...
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Funny story: "Don't Make Me Come Down There!" Says God

"Don't Make Me Come Down There!" Says God

Tired of the ongoing moral decline in the world today God has taken the rather unusual step of issuing a statement to the people of Earth.
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Funny story: Pope's Burial Delayed For Rocky VI

Pope's Burial Delayed For Rocky VI

Bakers, CA - An insider recently caught up with one of Hollywood's biggest action superstar and the co-founder of Planet Hollywood, Sylvester Stallone regarding the status of Rocky VI. As much as we were appalled, we were excite...
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